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I've had dinner with him over in Europe where we were just constantly being interrupted by people who want autographs, pictures or to say they think he's great, and some of them are really rude.


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We're all faced throughout our lives with agonizing decisions, moral choices. Some are on a grand sc...
WOODY ALLEN
Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
WOODY ALLEN
When you would go out and hang with the folks in the bars or wherever you meet them, they were just ...
WOODY HARRELSON
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
WOODY ALLEN
Barry kept his hands back. That's why he's the second-best hitter in the game, behind me.
WOODY WILLIAMS
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
WOODY ALLEN
What the hell does it all mean anyhow? Nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nothing comes to anything. And yet, the...
WOODY ALLEN
I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you ...
WOODY ALLEN
He was like a sponge.
WOODY GUTHRIE
On 'The Messenger,' just imagining playing the part of a soldier in that movie was kind of h...
WOODY HARRELSON
Economically, many folks don't feel they can afford organic. While this may be true in some case...
WOODY HARRELSON
That's the one thing I'm trying to tell guys here: Anything can happen. When we went 5-11, people th...
DAMIEN WOODY
– Но разве не говорит это, Господи, о моей любви к Тебе,...
WOODY ALLEN
When I was younger, I wanted to be a cop. Then I watched 'The Wild Wild West,' and so I want...
WOODY HARRELSON
It's an odd beast, fame. It's got multiple personalities.
WOODY HARRELSON
In six week's time, I went from not knowing what God wanted me to do, to going to a women's shelter ...
GWEN WOODY
I didn't want there to be anything institutional about it. It's a home and that's what I want it to ...
GWEN WOODY
Nadie rezará un kaddish por Weinstein

-Harriet, ¿Cuál ha sido nuestro error?
-Jam...
WOODY ALLEN
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Th...
WOODY ALLEN
Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
WOODY ALLEN
In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and...
WOODY ALLEN
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked...
WOODY ALLEN
I am at two with nature.
WOODY ALLEN
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
WOODY ALLEN
Marriage is the death of hope.
WOODY ALLEN
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
WOODY ALLEN
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is ...
WOODY ALLEN
Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exc...
WOODY ALLEN
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. An...
WOODY ALLEN
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
WOODY ALLEN