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Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.


Jim Butcher

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Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.
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The comedians indulge us in laughter, the politicians amuse us with blunder
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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
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Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
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I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.
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The political and commercial morals of the United States are not food for laughter,they are the enti...
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I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.
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It is better to write of laughter than of tears, for laughter is the property of man.
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Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.
MALCOLM DE CHAZAL
Laughter is sunshine, it chases winter from the human face.
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Sorrow is better than laughter, for by the sadness of the face the heart is made better.
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Sometimes I feel certain that the hyenas are laughing at us.
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Laughter is laughter.
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To ask for advice is in nine cases out of ten to ask for flattery.
JOHN CHURTON COLLINS
The Reverend William Trent, whose mind was of a serious order, had several times warned his elder si...
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Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over, and showing it principally in one place.
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Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
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To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery
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The human face has limited space. If you fill it with laughter there will be no room for crying.
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Laughter is a way of really letting out all this pressure that you could face in your daily life in ...
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The most wasted of all days is the day with laughter;Laughter doesn't have enough capacity to teach ...
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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
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Laughter is the language of the soul.
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Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter.
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The weeping of an heir is laughter in disguise.
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The seriousness of a relationship is measured in laughter.
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The seriousness of a relationship is measured in laughter.
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Laughter is a sunbeam of the soul.
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All you need in the world is love and laughter. That's all anybody needs. To have love in one hand ...
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Some days, I am as evil as evil gets but nine out of ten times; it is good that ends up winning the ...
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The weeping of an heir is laughter in disguise.
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The tipping point in Washington is when you go from being a subject of caricature to the subject of ...
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If you did not laugh at least 3 times in a day, then you have missed the best part of your day
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If you did not laugh at least 3 times in a day, then you have missed the best part of your day
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All you need in the world is love and laughter. That's all anybody needs. To have love in one ha...
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I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
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All you need in the world is love and laughter. That's all anybody needs. To have love in one hand a...
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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Million-to-one chances...crop up nine times out of ten.
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This crown of the laughter, the rosary crown: to you, my brothers, I throw this crown! I pronounced ...
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The elixir of life is a bubbling stream of laughter.
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Even in laughter the heart is sorrowful.
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Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
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Nobody ever died of laughter.
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It is not time for mirth and laughter, the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
E E CUMMINGS
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God
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The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
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Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.
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Laughter gives you life, go out and find all the comedy you can...
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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Laughter is wine for the soul-laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness. the ...
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The grief of an heir is only masked laughter.
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Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
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Laughter is instant sunshine!
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Laughter is carbonated holiness.
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into the water
with the ghosts...
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If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it will be the right t...
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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Woman lost (skin deep) like a damn fine thread in the fire
Woman of the world caught up in your...
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Woman lost (skin deep) like a damn fine thread in the fire
Woman of the world caught up in your...
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The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can
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All preconceptions when you laugh go out the window. Laughter kills it.
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Laughter is the best medicine.
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The gods want you to laugh and above all they want you to laugh at them.
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the laughter and joy of puppies helped.
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Laughter is inner jogging.
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Man only ever scores nine out of ten
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Laughter relieves us of superfluous energy, which, if it remained unused, might become negative, tha...
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The highest state is laughter.
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Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
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Laughter is instant sunshine!
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Today, Japan is one of the few countries in the world where one hears laughter everywhere.
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Laughter is illusion… But THE BIGGEST ONE, which you can ever encounter in your life.
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Nine times out of ten, talking is a way of avoiding doing things.
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Can you restrain your laughter, my friends?
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JIM BUTCHER
How long have you been a Wiccan?'
'A what?'
'A pagan. A witch.'
'I'm not a witch,' I ...
JIM BUTCHER
Are you always a smartass?'

Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
JIM BUTCHER
Mister didn't come with me on cases, being above such trivial matters, but he found me pleasant comp...
JIM BUTCHER
I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating.
JIM BUTCHER
Da. This is going very well already."

Thomas barked out a laugh. "There are seven of us a...
JIM BUTCHER
If I need you I'll give you a signal.'
'What signal?'
'I'll imitate the scream of a terrif...
JIM BUTCHER
Have you ever felt despair? Absolute hopelessness? Have you ever stood in the darkness and known, de...
JIM BUTCHER
I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.
JIM BUTCHER
Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now.
JIM BUTCHER
I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.
JIM BUTCHER
It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.
JIM BUTCHER
Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.
JIM BUTCHER
But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, an...
JIM BUTCHER
Her father had always said that a man could be fairly judged by the quality of his allies and that o...
JIM BUTCHER
It isn't good to hold on too hard to the past. You can't spend your whole life looking back. Not eve...
JIM BUTCHER
Science, the largest religion of the twentieth century, had become somewhat tarnished by images of e...
JIM BUTCHER
I’ve often wished that I had some suave and socially acceptable hobby that I could fall back on in...
JIM BUTCHER
Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.
JIM BUTCHER
There are old swordsmen and bold swordsmen. But few old, bold swordsmen.
JIM BUTCHER
The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.
JIM BUTCHER
There’s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or mor...
JIM BUTCHER
Ack!" I said.

Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.
JIM BUTCHER
I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' h...
JIM BUTCHER
Come with me if you want to live.
JIM BUTCHER
It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so m...
JIM BUTCHER
It's one of the things that makes us different than they are, Harry. The blood on their hands does n...
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I am the foremost collector of velvet Elvii in the city of Chicago," I said at once.

"El...
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Do you really think you can win?'
'Yeah. Hell, Ortega is only the third or fourth most disturbi...
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Holy shit," I breathed. "Hellhounds."
"Harry," Michael said sternly. "You know I hate it when y...
JIM BUTCHER
Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"

Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . p...
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