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Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now.


Mark Twain

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Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than...
MARK TWAIN
Optimist: Day-dreamer more elegantly spelled
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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would...
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
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Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
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I do not like work even when someone else does it.
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All schools, all colleges, have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal, valuable knowledge. ...
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Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Traini...
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It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedo...
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Youth is wonderful. It's a shame to waste it on the young.
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There are some books that refuse to be written. They stand their ground year after year and will not...
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You are a coward when you even seem to have backed down from a thing you openly set out to do
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I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says - "Yes; the little ...
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It isn't so astonishing the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things that I can...
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Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had h...
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The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it
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In all my travels the thing that has impressed me the most is the universal brotherhood of man what ...
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I am glad the old masters are all dead, and I only wish they had died sooner.
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Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in
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I have traveled more than any one else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with a...
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Nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and c...
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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children
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When I'm playful I use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine, and drag th...
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