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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
WOODY ALLEN
Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.
ANI DIFRANCO
Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements.
BRUCE WILLIS
Life imitates art far more than art imitates life.
OSCAR WILDE
I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI
Art imitates life. Life imitates high school.
BRAD HOLLAND
Sometimes art imitates life.
MICHAEL DOUGLAS
Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art ...
OSCAR WILDE
Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art...
JOHANN CHRISTOPH FRIEDRICH VON SCHILLER
Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art ...
OSCAR WILDE
Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR
I feel like life imitates art, or art imitates life. I always take on roles that I'm passionate ...
TIA MOWRY
Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT
Art imitates life, but science fiction informs us about what form it will take.
ALAN JOSHUA
All that I desire to point out is the general principle that Life imitates Art far more than Art imi...
OSCAR WILDE
I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movie...
SEAN PENN
My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG
An original writer is not one who imitates nobody, but one whom nobody can imitate.
FRANçOIS-RENé DE CHATEAUBRIAND
An original writer is not one who imitates nobody, but one whom nobody can imitate.
DE CHATEAUBRIAND
I don't want life to imitate art. I want life to be art.
CARRIE FISHER
I don't want life to imitate art. I want life to be art.
ERNST FISCHER
I don’t want life to imitate art. I want life to be art.
CARRIE FISHER
I don't want life to imitate art. I want life to be art.
ERNST FISCHER
I don't want life to imitate art. I want life to be art.
ERNST FISCHER
It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He di...
RADHA MITCHELL
Television is much better crafted today then in the 70s. The content is less positive but I'm on...
CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT
I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES
If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE
Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
...I might mention my belief that girls who like Woody Allen movies are nicer girls than girls who d...
ADAM LEVIN
I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT
After working with Woody Allen, sharing screen space with De Niro was a dream come true.
ANUPAM KHER
Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's...
MITT ROMNEY
If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE
If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
JULIE DELPY
Art imitates nature, and necessity is the mother of invention.
RICHARD FRANCK
Art not only imitates nature, but also completes its deficiencies.
ARISTOTLE
I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA
I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Itali...
PATRICIA HIGHSMITH
One who imitates what is bad always goes beyond his model; while one who imitates what is good al...
FRANCESCO GUICCIARDINI
One who imitates what is bad always goes beyond his model; while one who imitates what is good alway...
FRANCESCO GUICCIARDINI
I have a Woody Allen Jewish attitude to life: that it's all going to be disastrous. That it hasn...
ANTONY SHER
But nothing beats a Woody Allen film on a Sunday night, with a glass of wine and some leftovers.
KATE FLEETWOOD
My early prose style - this is so embarrassing - was sort of a suburban, Presbyterian knockoff of Wo...
JOHN HUGHES
Art, as far as it is able, follows nature, as a pupil imitates his master; thus your art must be, as...
DANTE ALIGHIERI
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It'...
DAVID LETTERMAN
Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.
T. J. MILLER
Good painters imitate nature, bad ones spew it up.
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES SAAVEDRA
Good painters imitate nature, bad ones spew it up.
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES
Woody Allen movies notwithstanding, therapy, in the early eighties, was not exactly a hot conversati...
DAN HILL
New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody A...
RADHA MITCHELL
Woody Allen movies are like Beatles songs. I can't name my favorite without you immediately nami...
COLIN TREVORROW
Art, as far as it is able, follows nature, as a pupil imitates his master; thus your art must be, as...
DANTE ALIGHIERI
Art, as far as it is able, follows nature, as a pupil imitates his master; thus your art must be, as...
DANTE ALIGHIERI
When you deal with Alan Ball, you're dealing with a person who is a genius in terms of how art i...
NELSAN ELLIS
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
WOODY ALLEN
Woody Allen sets are very quiet. Extraordinary sense of power from a man who doesn't do anything...
F. MURRAY ABRAHAM
I'm a big fan of 'Woody Allen' movies, so I like all the actresses in his movies like &#...
EMILY PERKINS
I wanted to work with Mike Leigh. I had my list of British people I wanted to work with, and I wante...
CARMEN EJOGO
Art imitates Nature in this; not to dare is to dwindle.
JOHN UPDIKE
Woody Allen has done some excellent serious movies, too, like Crimes And Misdemeanors. Very overlook...
DAVID ZUCKER
The reason I do what I do is because I was influenced by Steve Martin, by Woody Allen, by Bob Newhar...
ELLEN DEGENERES
In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they...
ETHAN HAWKE
Very few people have actually read Freud, but everyone seems prepared to talk about him in that Wood...
BILLY COLLINS
A customer who often comes to my restaurant and always enchants me for his simplicity, shyness and s...
ARRIGO CIPRIANI
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's a...
DAVID LETTERMAN
When Maimonides says that the Messiah will come but that 'he may tarry,' we see the origin of every ...
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS
I'm such a big fan of Woody Allen. I once tried staying at the same hotel as him, hoping I would...
DEEPIKA PADUKONE
I would love to have a long and serious conversation with the Pope. And Woody Allen, whom I have nev...
CHARLIE ROSE
When we created 'Goodness Gracious Me,' it was quoting 'Python' and Woody Allen line...
SANJEEV BHASKAR
I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie. It's like one of my all-time favor...
ZOE LISTER-JONES
But I think the image that's thrown out on television is a bad image. Because you see players wh...
OSCAR ROBERTSON
Life is never all one thing. It bounces around. Certainly, my own life has. Look at Woody Allen'...
TIM O'BRIEN
There are not many A-list directors who get to make the movies they want to make. I know two: Woody ...
MARTIN LANDAU
I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's tak...
MARC MARON
The mission of art is to represent nature not to imitate her.
WILLIAM MORRIS HUNT
The mission of art is to represent nature not to imitate her.
WILLIAM MORRIS HUNT
Art imitates life. It's definitely helpful to feel that way. You feel that way when you're l...
EMILY ROSE
I loved the structure of the whole movie—these two parallel stories which were illustrating the po...
WILL FERRELL
Working with Woody Allen is like filming Howard Hughes's will. It's a very mysterious and st...
MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE
When people support you when you have done something wrong. It doesnt mean you are right, but it mea...
DE PHILOSOPHER DJ KYOS
Well, obviously I was excited by the idea that Woody Allen was going to direct it. But at the same t...
RADHA MITCHELL
The real achievement of Woody Allen was that he was making movies that felt very personal, and for a...
NOAH BAUMBACH
Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble ...
JUDITH VIORST
It'd be great to do some other TV. 'Breaking Bad' is definitely my home, but I'd lov...
BETSY BRANDT
When television began, it modeled itself after radio. Many early television programs were radio prog...
DAVID GERROLD
The act of thinking and interpreting is so central to Judaism that it makes more sense that we'v...
TONY KUSHNER
I hope young athletes can imitate my good side only, not the bad side.
TAUFIK HIDAYAT
I like so many different directors: Scorsese, Coppola, Cassavetes, Jarmusch, Gus van Sant, Woody All...
ALEJANDRO GONZALEZ INARRITU
The process of filmmaking is very musical, you get into the rhythm and the rhythmics of how someone ...
CHARLOTTE RAMPLING
I don't think people will try to imitate the bad guy.
ADOOR GOPALAKRISHNAN
Chapter 1.
He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion...no, make t...
WOODY ALLEN
Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as n...
JUDITH VIORST
Art is a personal expression of life. Good art clearly represents this and bad art doesn't, therefor...
JIM GENOVESE
Art is a personal expression of life. Good art clearly represents this and bad art doesn't, therefor...
JIM GENOVESE
I grew up with Woody Allen and early Spike Lee movies in which New York was such a specific characte...
JONATHAN LEVINE
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
WOODY ALLEN
I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.
STEPHEN FRY
I'm sick of hearing, thinking and talking about Woody Allen. Nonetheless, the allegations agains...
ROXANE GAY
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad o...
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In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
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She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could ca...
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I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
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I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
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The higher the school rating the better off we are in having perspective projects look at our area,
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A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
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I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
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The heart wants what it wants.
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Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.
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You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
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I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the ...
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You mellow too much you ripen and rot
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Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through ...
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I am at two with nature
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -...
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Where am I, anyhow? I mean, what happened to everybody?
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My family members are here with me because they're afraid to stay at home. There is no excuse for it...
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I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with bas...
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The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly...
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We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utte...
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I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants
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These modern analysts! They charge so much. In my day, for five marks Freud himself would treat you....
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We're all faced throughout our lives with agonizing decisions, moral choices. Some are on a grand sc...
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Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
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