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There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual com...
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Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
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Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
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The Colgate Comedy Hour.
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A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem ...
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I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable
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one of the truly lucky things that happened to me in my life.
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It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid...
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Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend.
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