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The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise
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You sullen pig of a manyou force me into the mudwith your stinking ash-cart!
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I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
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I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart
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The labourer's muscle is that of a cart-horse, his motions lumbering and slow.
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The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise.
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I think you are putting the cart before the horse.
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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
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It is the good horse that draws its own cart.
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Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.
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Love is a growing, or full constant light,
And his first minute, after noon, is night.
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You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
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It is a cart if it goes well, otherwise it is but timber
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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven okay?
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Instead of riding them, you can have them pull a cart.
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You sullen pig of a man
you force me into the mud
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
RITA RUDNER
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
RITA RUDNER
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our ...
RITA RUDNER
Too often, the opportunity knocks, but by the time you push back the chain, push back the bolt, unho...
RITA COOLIDGE
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portra...
RITA RUDNER
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bough...
RITA RUDNER
You are always trying to please people before you get to the public whenever you do anything that re...
RITA RUDNER
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel b...
RITA RUDNER
Know yourself; keep your circle tight. Keep your friends and your work circle tight.
RITA ORA
Madonna, Michael Jackson, Tina Turner, Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe - they were myths of greatness...
RITA ORA
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
RITA RUDNER
I played a Siamese girl from Thailand. I played an Arabian girl. I did a lot of American Indians. I ...
RITA MORENO
I was apprehensive. I feared every time I talked about poetry, it would be filtered through the lens...
RITA DOVE
For me, a fragrance is another way of leaving an impression on somebody.
RITA ORA
I walked into this industry blond with red lips, and I will leave this industry blond with red lips....
RITA ORA
After all, a girl is - well, a girl. It's nice to be told you're successful at it.
RITA HAYWORTH
All I wanted was just what everybody else wants, you know, to be loved.
RITA HAYWORTH
She said they're a perimeter team .... They're scrappy, and they push the ball up court on the fast ...
RITA ATKINSON
I started it; I knew a landlord.
RITA ADAIR
We know we need to take care of these people for a few months.
RITA ADAIR
Things don't seem terribly different to me. In terms of client needs and resident needs, I don't see...
RITA ADAIR
Maybe Elvis was inhibited by inbred religious prohibitions or an Oedipal complex, or maybe he simply...
RITA MORENO
It's not going anywhere right now.
ADAM RITA
I did six Broadway shows, and I noticed there weren't many female comedians. When I went to a da...
RITA RUDNER
'Revolutionary Road' with Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet absolutely destroys me. They we...
RITA MORENO
I never really thought of myself as a sex goddess; I felt I was more a comedian who could dance
RITA HAYWORTH
After all, a girl is - well, a girl. It's nice to be told you're successful at it.
RITA HAYWORTH