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Mr. Bach is a very crafty person. This may be a mechanism he may be using to further his cause and his campaign.


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Veterans are a symbol of what makes our nation great, and we must never forget all they have done to...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
I see robotic technology getting rid of the dangerous, the dirty, and the just plain boring jobs. So...
RODNEY BROOKS
It is important for me to personally visit Superfund sites to assess the progress being made.
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man ...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
So maybe with the research robots that are out there, people will come up with ways to use them to t...
RODNEY BROOKS
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever ha...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
What I write, only I can write, because of my singular sensibility, so I made a deal with the creati...
RODNEY CROWELL
Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.
RODNEY CARRINGTON
I can remember when President Nixon basically said, 'All troops have been withdrawn from the del...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
I won some genetic lottery. I always happened to be strangely good at mathematics in my head. I just...
RODNEY BROOKS
I turned around and I saw him down and I just started praying for him because you never want to see ...
RODNEY HARRISON
There's nothing easy about winning a game in the National Football League, let alone winning a champ...
RODNEY HARRISON
Nice guys just don't finish first in the music industry.
RODNEY KING
They feel good when they leave. They feel like they're empowered.
RODNEY JONES
'Potential' does not pay the bills.
RODNEY LOVELL
Creation of an image can take a year or a moment. It can astonish or shock. If you choose to hold up...
RODNEY LOVELL
You want to know my mistakes? Ask me. You want to know my flaws? Ask my ex-wife.
RODNEY LOVELL
The unfortunate thing about experts is that they are afraid to be wrong.
RODNEY LOVELL
When you feel balanced, check who or what you calibrated against. You cannot be balanced if you cali...
RODNEY LOVELL
Happiness is the town you get through just after you pass through Anxiety. If you detour around Anxi...
RODNEY LOVELL
If your wife makes you angry, how can you say you control your own mind?
RODNEY LOVELL
Resignation that you need to see somebody will come just after you say, "I Don't Need To See Anyone"
RODNEY LOVELL
We didn't do anything wrong... Some are frustrated that we did it this way.
RODNEY ALEXANDER
Our external experiences are what make us different. Our internal systems are what make us the same.
RODNEY LOVELL
I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
I used to come here in the '80s. I think the last movie I saw here was 'Crocodile Dundee.' I always ...
RODNEY DAVIS
A 19th?century European in a comparable position would have needed extraordinary privilege ? such as...
RODNEY DAVIS
Well, he's a fiery guy. He's very competitive. He's high-spirited, he's emotional. ... I guess he's ...
RODNEY HARRISON
We have to accept that we are just machines. That's certainly what modern molecular biology says...
RODNEY BROOKS
If you're guided by a spirit of transparency, it forces you to operate with a spirit of ethics. Succ...
RODNEY DAVIS
A swimmer's mastery of breathing is the equivalent to one's understanding of their "Identity-Impress...
RODNEY LOVELL
I have my results. They have their textbooks.
RODNEY LOVELL
I wanted to dismantle any show-business pretense and take this thing straight as a human being, ... ...
RODNEY CROWELL
Democracy won't work if we're asleep...It's a wicked world and we're all in it/But that could change...
RODNEY CROWELL