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It is easy to remember your enemies, its easy to forget your friends
AUSTRALIAN PROVERB
Talk well of your friends and of your enemies say nothing.
PROVERB
As TIME passes by many PEOPLE will turn out to be your ENEMIES! But its on YOU whether to make them ...
VIPIN ONGALATHE
Do good to your friends to keep them, to your enemies to win them.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Consider your enemies as your best friends because they are the best guiders in life..
DEEKSHITH SHETTY
Love your enemies and hate your friends, your enemies remain the same your friends always change
50 CENT
Friends never turn as enemies. If they did, they were never your friends at all.
HARK HERALD SARMIENTO
You remembered your friends but what you didn't know was that "friends" are just as close as enemies
JUSTIN JONES
Enemies disguise as friends and friends as enemies.
SOMAN CHAINANI
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your family even closer because one of them is a b...
FIGHTIUM
Keep your friends close, your enemies close and your family damn close because one of them is a back...
FIGHTIUM
Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.
BILLY WILDER
It is not wise to think of people as either friends or enemies as if you were the center of the univ...
SALMAN AL ODAH
Mercy is weakness. Offer it to your enemies and you might as well fall upon your own sword.
SABAA TAHIR
Speak well of your enemies... you made them.
SOURCE UNKNOWN
Speak well of your enemies; after all you made them.
VIKRANT PARSAI
The enemies of your enemies are not always your friends, but they can still be useful.
JAMES D. SASS
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
SUN-TZU
Today's enemies can be your friends tomorrow. And today's friends can be tomorrow's enemies.
SUZY KASSEM
I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
ANN RICHARDS
Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.
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Always see yourself as somebody. Your enemies see you as somebody, that‘s why they attack you. You...
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Always see yourself as somebody. Your enemies see you as somebody, that‘s why they attack you. You...
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Trust and value your own divinity as well as your connection to nature. Seeing God's work everyw...
WAYNE DYER
Your enemies follow you more ,than your friends .
KOWSALAPATHY
Keep your friends close - hold your enemies closer
ARABIAN PROVERB
Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.
NICCOLò MACHIAVELLI
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
MARIO PUZO
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.
R A DICKSON
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your wallets even closer.
JOETTE ROCKOW
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.
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Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
JENNIE JEROME CHURCHILL
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
LADY RANDOLPH CHURCHILL
Treat your friends as you do your best pictures, and place them in their best light.
JENNIE JEROME CHURCHILL
Treat your friends as you do your best pictures, and place them in their best light.
LADY RANDOLPH CHURCHILL
Your friends will believe in your potential, your enemies will make you live up to it.
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It's wrenching enough to lose the man who is your lover, your companion, your best friend, the fathe...
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Consistency is the true foundation of trust. Either keep your promises or do not make them.
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Your social networks may matter more than your genetic networks. But if your friends have healthy ha...
MARK HYMAN
Your father you esteem.
Your mother you pamper.
Your relatives you regard.
Your frien...
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Instead of loving your enemies -- treat your friends a little better.
EDWARD W. HOWE
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
EDGAR WATSON HOWE
Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better.
E. W. HOWE
Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
ELBERT HUBBARD
Never explain -- your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
ELBERT HUBBARD
Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it
ZIAD K ABDELNOUR
Don't explain. Your friends do not need it, and your enemies will not believe you
PAULO COELHO
Never explain―your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
ELBERT HUBBARD
Home is anywhere that you know all your friends and all your enemies.
ORSON SCOTT CARD
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be bastards.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be bastards.
BERNARD MELTZER
Love your friends with your eyes closed, but love your enemies with both eyes open.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO
Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
ELBERT HUBBARD
Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway.
ELBERT HUBBARD
Treat your superior as a father, your equal as a brother, and your inferior as a son.
ALFRED ADLER
Treat your superior as a father, your equal as a brother, and your inferior as a son.
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
Treat your superior as a father, your equal as a brother, and your inferior as a son.
PROVERB
Treat your superior as a father, your equal as a brother, and your inferior as a son.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
Treat your superior as a father, your equal as a brother, and your inferior as a son.
PERSIAN PROVERB
Treat your superior as a father, your equal as a brother, and your inferior as a son.
PERSIAN PROVERB
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, place them in their best light.
UNKNOWN
This is too much reality for a Friday.
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I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
He sees them as well as anybody, and I trust what he has to stay.
DAVE TIPPETT
Enemies can't break your spirit, only friends can.
ARUNDHATI ROY
All your long years we have been friends. Trust me as you once did, let it go
J.R.R. TOLKIEN
When you trust yourself, you sow the seeds of fear into the hearts of your enemies!
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN
Remember, sir, my liege, The kings your ancestors, together with The natural bravery of your i...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Remember, nothing happens before it’s supposed to, so trust that, as you are striving for authenti...
JENNIFER ELISABETH
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How are your dear mother and father?" asked Miss Spink.

"Missing," said Coraline. "I have...
NEIL GAIMAN
You can make only enemies and not friends out of your money.
KOWSALAPATHY
The nearest I can make it out, "Love your Enemies" means, "Hate your Friends"
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
You never really know your friends from your enemies until the ice breaks
ESKIMO PROVERB
Choose your friends carefully but don’t worry about your enemies, they will choose you
CARL HENEGAN
Your success can and will give birth to undesired entities. False Friends and True enemies.
WOHI PURANA
Jesus saith unto her, Touch me not; for I am not yet ascended to my Father: but go to my brethren, a...
BIBLE
My friends call me Wrath,” says Raffe. “My enemies call me Please Have Mercy. What’s your name...
SUSAN EE
So, as you go into battle, remember your ancestors and remember your descendants.
TACITUS
What your enemies know can hurt you,
but what your friends know can destroy you.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO
So, as you go into battle, remember your ancestors and remember your descendants
PUBLIUS CORNELIUS TACITUS
you know people seriously only deciding according to their needs and remember they dont a fuck to yo...
FAAMIN
A thorn in your side will drive you to find someone or thing to remove it. Therefore, don't hate you...
SHANNON L. ALDER
And if your friends make fun of you for chasing your dream, remember—just lie.
KATHRYN STOCKETT
Not all things have to be scrutinized, nor all friends tested, not all enemies exposed and denounced
SPANISH PROVERB
I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
ETHEL MERMAN
Keep your secrets to yourself, they may be friends today and become enemies tomorrow..
OLASOT
Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
GROVER CLEVELAND
Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust
GROVER CLEVELAND
Remember, your goals are your goals. People may not want to go as far as you.
TROY GATHERS
A boy said,“Everybody is my friend.”Beloved said,“No, not everybody can be your friend.” Boy...
SANTOSH KALWAR
There is something miraculous in the way the years wash away your evidence, first you, then your fri...
ANTHONY MARRA
Remember, your goals are your goals. People may not want to go as far as you.
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If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.
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My wife and I had decided not to let anybody take pictures of our home because it was just the last ...
STEVEN TYLER
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I performed adequately at school, but in comparison to my older brother, who set the record for the ...
STEVEN CHU
My physics teacher, Thomas Miner was particularly gifted. To this day, I remember how he introduced ...
STEVEN CHU
I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral ...
STEVEN WRIGHT
The Champions League is the competition everyone wants to be in.
STEVEN GERRARD
When free from the confines of our normal identity, we are able to look at life, and the often repet...
STEVEN KOTLER
I dread having to call the police, as I have no idea if they will send good cop, bad cop, lying cop,...
STEVEN MAGEE
The gifts of the Master are these: freedom, life, hope, new direction, transformation, and intimacy ...
STEVEN JAMES
When Mozart was composing at the end of the eighteenth century, the city of Vienna was so quiet that...
STEVEN HALPERN
The atoms become like a moth, seeking out the region of higher laser intensity.
STEVEN CHU
One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it h...
STEVEN DEITZ
I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
STEVEN WRIGHT
People have forgotten how to tell a story. Stories don't have a middle or an end any more. They usua...
STEVEN SPIELBERG
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I ...
STEVEN WRIGHT
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
STEVEN WRIGHT
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
STEVEN WRIGHT
My parents taught me how to listen to everybody before I made up my own mind. When you listen, you l...
STEVEN SPIELBERG
I'll be a story in your head. That's okay. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh...
STEVEN MOFFAT
The more the universe seems comprehensible, the more it also seems pointless.
STEVEN WEINBERG
Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.
STEVEN COALLIER
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows u...
STEVEN WRIGHT
The delicate balance of mentoring someone is not creating them in your own image, but giving them th...
STEVEN SPIELBERG
Loud is a way of life.
STEVEN ADLER
Drummers are conductors - we set the pace for the music - so if you're not relaxed and feeling r...
STEVEN ADLER
I thank God, Jesus, and my Grandmother for being able to support myself and my family.
STEVEN ADLER
If the Police could do a reunion... One of the biggest jerks I ever met was Sting. If he can do it, ...
STEVEN ADLER
I guess my first digital movie was 'Tintin' because 'Tintin' has no film step. There...
STEVEN SPIELBERG
I don't hold that everybody has to love fashion. Some people like gardening.
STEVEN COJOCARU
In our experience at Safeway, we're confident that we can actually improve the quality of health...
STEVEN BURD
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
STEVEN WRIGHT
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be...
STEVEN WRIGHT
Making a movie and not directing the little moments is like drinking a soda and leaving the little s...
STEVEN SPIELBERG
No matter how inured you get to atrocities, you're still always stunned and shocked by how cruel...
STEVEN PINKER
In a peer network, no one is officially in charge. It doesn't have a command hierarchy. It doesn...
STEVEN JOHNSON
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
STEVEN WRIGHT
Most of the kids that I meet in the street are serious hardened criminals that I meet in the street,...
STEVEN SEAGAL
I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that w...
STEVEN WRIGHT
I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-...
STEVEN WRIGHT
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
STEVEN WRIGHT