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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


George Carlin

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Never underestimate or mock peace.
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans
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When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. ...
GEORGE CARLIN