Dave Barry
Related ANONYMOUS Not all erosion is bad. Without it, for example, there would be no beaches. CARL HERSHNER ANDY WARHOL We don't buy anything with chemicals in here at all because the taste is different, ... No chemicals... DAVID GALLANT We don't buy anything with chemicals in here at all because the taste is different, ... No chemicals... DAVID GALLANT As different economies like China are growing their needed for Petra chemicals and all, the by-produ... BILL JOHNSON As water comes off the rings, it is split by sunlight; the resulting hydrogen and atomic oxygen are ... ANDREW COATES AUBREY MCCLENDON If there are all these different kinds of bacteria, there must be all kinds of chemicals that they'r... JO HANDELSMAN If these chemicals enter the river, it could degrade the quality of the surface water of these river... AARON SCHEFF DELIA SMITH The water was unspeakable. Just unspeakable. There was just a sheen of chemicals on top and sewage, ... BILL SHARP The Apollo 13 accident was caused by an explosion involving liquid oxygen, which is needed along wit... EVGENY SHAFIROVICH MARILU HENNER It isn't safe to go to the parks. Toxic chemicals ruin the air and water. There is vandalism, ev... MICHAEL FROME DAVID PERLMUTTER I think we need to be very careful how we talk about how we re-enter these neighborhoods. There may ... THAD ALLEN There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others. BILLY CARTER I don't worry about chemicals. There are enough chemicals entering my body through all the fizzy... EDIE CAMPBELL The fact that no traces of agent have yet been found and that other chemicals that one would not exp... JONATHAN TUCKER Pallets are no longer allowed because they have too many chemicals in them. AARON COSTIC The fact that no traces of agent have yet been found and that other chemicals that one would not exp... JONATHAN TUCKER The least degree of heat, as long as it is slightly higher than boiling water, suffices for uniting ... ANTOINE LAVOISIER Go home and identify all the chemicals in your house. It's a very long list. IVOR VAN HEERDEN CARL SAGAN CRAIG GROESCHEL We are not mixing our chemicals in Orange County in a tank next to million-dollar homes. GARY LINDEN The volunteers are vital to this program. Without the volunteers there would be no program and we ar... HEATHER EVANS SUZANNE SOMERS I would love to see policies in New Jersey to reduce chemical exposure to residents. But you have to... LISA WANZOR If all the chemicals in secondhand smoke were bottled up and sprayed in somebody's face, I'm sure th... DEBORAH CONRAD JOEL FUHRMAN Lust is Love without the vital ingredient: Passion. LEIF ERICSSON LEO VENESS When you vaporize rock, there is very little hydrogen -- whereas 50 percent of the atoms in a rock a... LAWRENCE GROSSMAN DEYTH BANGER DAVE BARRY ANGELINA JOLIE BERTRAND RUSSELL DAVID HOCKNEY Cult recruiting methods based on dosing victims with the brain chemicals released during capture bon... KEITH HENSON JAMES DYE ANGELINA JOLIE ORSON PRATT Meat is bad. Sugar is bad. Chemicals are bad, bad, bad! I wanna be good, good good. So I will just s... DIRK BENEDICT DAVID MITCHELL They're going to be tearing down old buildings, not new buildings. All of the old buildings have got... LEONARD SMITH Chemicals are really simple. You mix a couple things together and sell it for more than the material... MANOJ BHARGAVA STEVEN PINKER Irony: Replacing toilet water with saltwater, hydrogen peroxide, febreze, chlorine, or iodine in in ... MARK SHERMAN SMEESTER I'd like to see how high we get. Maybe we can't get to the summit without (oxygen). Then, we'll go d... BILL YEO ABRAHAM LINCOLN CHARLES DUHIGG I just think we need to find a way, because we don't dispose of them very well; they have very b... ANN MAKOSINSKI JENNIFER NIVEN We can make the chemicals we've talked about, make them into drugs and make them available. It ought... KARY MULLIS ROBERT M. PIRSIG The precautions we take with dangerous chemicals should also be applied to seemingly innocuous items... DR. DAVID L. KATZ Because you're able to see a spectral fingerprint of a chemical, you could use this technology to un... ART SEDLACEK There is a push to make boards more diverse but people without large corporate salaries, such as aca... CHARLES PECK I do not believe (his ideas) would work in large companies, such as in a public limited company for ... IAN ANGELL EDWARD TELLER DAVID CHRISTIAN If there was no such thing as 'Competition' , would there be such a thing as 'Success HIBA FATIMA AHMAD The ingestion of brain-altering chemicals - legal or illegal - cannot be categorized as good steward... SALVATORE J. CORDILEONE STEPHEN R. COVEY STEVEN KOTLER Slow food, free-range, no steroids, eat local, and natural winemaking are all part of a general year... ROGER MORRIS IAN SMITH You're already starting with a person whose brain is clearly shown to be abnormal and now you're put... JOHN BEDERKA I am overweight chemicals, and I will stick with it. TIM ALBRECHT As people spend more time in their cars, they need to be more cautious about what kinds of chemicals... CHARLES GRIFFITH Our minds are lazier than our bodies, if not used. Light your lazy dynamite. Use your brain chemical... LILY CHATTERJEE JOHN REID JOEL ROBUCHON This was not from explosive materials, but from chemicals at the laboratory, maybe mixed with gas. FIRMAN GANI KELLY CLARKSON The highest value for oil is going to be feedstocks for chemicals, ... It's pretty much indefensible... GEORGE WHITESIDES There's still some hot spots and there's some chemicals that we cannot get to and we need to be caut... MARK TOLBERT DEEPAK CHOPRA They will look at levels of metals and other fats and chemicals this should serve as a good basel... GEORGE CRAIG BENJAMIN FRANKLIN BENJAMIN FRANKLIN BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Lethal injection is the only method being used now, for all practical purposes. The chemicals are al... RICHARD DIETER BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Biotechnology has the potential to create value for our company and customers, and no doubt will fun... HANS KAST He didn't think they needed to put those chemicals in the baked goods. LINDA NEVILLE HENRY ROLLINS MARK DAVIS CHARLES KINGSLEY There is no such thing as a good value for a bad product. ZACK MARK RUFFALO PAUL DAVIES Restricted use pesticides must be handled carefully in order to protect the users and the environmen... ENRIQUE MANZANILLA This is the biggest threat to that (sustainable trend) in years because if you use chemicals on a vi... JEFF ERWIN DAVID LEE ROTH JEFFREY FRY So in many communities, the water that comes out of the tap could be contaminated with scores of che... JANE HOULIHAN CHARLES DUHIGG There would be no way to do a revenue-management system without having reservations, BRUCE BECKER
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would b... 
The symptom of love is when some of the chemicals inside you go bad. So there must be something in l... 
Modern life would not be possible if it were not for chemicals, nor would modern natural gas product... 
The chemicals in the dishwashing process tend not to be good for saucepans. 
Foods high in bad fats, sugar and chemicals are directly linked to many negative emotions, whereas w... 
Antioxidants are chemicals that break down or neutralize the damaging effects of free radicals - che... 
You are worth about 3 dollars worth in chemicals. 
Wherever you are, be all there. 
We stopped cleaning our houses with lemon water and vinegar like our mothers did, and we clean with ... 
Chemicals are not currently tested for their endocrine disruption potential before they are approved... 
Chemicals are available for all classes, poor, average and rich, so far I'm average class and I have... 
Dave Barry Turns 50 
Without pain, there would be no suffering, without suffering we would never learn from our mistakes.... 
A drop of water is not immortal; it can be resolved into oxygen and hydrogen. If, therefore, a drop ... 
You had to be aware that I saw that photography was a mere episode in the history of the optical pro... 
Doesn't make much sense to me to spray everything with chemicals when you're trying to clean. 
God is a spirit. A spirit is as much matter as oxygen or hydrogen. 
If the human condition were the periodic table, maybe love would be hydrogen at No. 1. Death would b... 
The supposedly immaterial soul, we now know, can be bisected with a knife, altered by chemicals, sta... 
Let me not be understood as saying that there are no bad laws, nor that grievances may not arise for... 
Government and other scientists have identified hundreds of chemicals that are linked to diseases in... 
She is oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. 
Why, for example, should a group of simple, stable compounds of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and nitroge... 
Had we not pursued the hydrogen bomb, there is a very real threat that we would now all be speaking ... 
Living organisms are created by chemistry. We are huge packages of chemicals. 
The most important ingredient we put into any relationship is not what we say or what we do, but wha... 
brainwaves slow from agitated beta to daydreamy alpha and deeper theta. Neurochemically, stress chem... 
Poor air quality, which can be influenced by a variety of fumes, chemicals and allergens, is arguabl... 
Every intelligence agency in the world believed that Saddam Hussein had had weapons of mass destruct... 
My cooking philosophy, what I try to do, is to make a cuisine where the produce and the product shin... 
My friends and family are my support system. They tell me what I need to hear, not what I want to he... 
The world in general has meaning, deep meaning at times. This cannot be dismissed as a delusion, an ... 
Without Freedom of thought, there can be no such Thing as Wisdom; and no such thing as public Libert... 
Without Freedom of thought, there can be no such Thing as Wisdom; and no such thing as public Libert... 
Without freedom of thought, there can be no such thing as wisdom - and no such thing as public liber... 
The perpetrators of the actual bad stuff that does real and lasting harm to people, like leakage of ... 
We'll have to decide then whether they're safe to upright, whether we need to offload chemicals in t... 
Feelings are like chemicals, the more you analyze them the worse they smell. 
The fracking chemicals sit in open pits, get trucked around, or sent through pipelines that can burs... 
Astonishingly, in spite of decades of research, there is no agreed theory of cancer, no explanation ... 
EVERYBODY NEED BEER, EVEN DAVE ROTH. 
Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be. 
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. 
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...