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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.


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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling y...
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We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how
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Call me a proud American, if you want, but I truly believe that no other nation on Earth possesses t...
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Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no n...
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions...
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Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be att...
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
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You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
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I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
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The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
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Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
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A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
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We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
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New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answ...
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And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacInto...
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
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The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed...
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Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, D...
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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Int...
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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
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