Not," Swift said firmly, "for all the tea in China."
"That expression has never made sense to me," she told him. "In terms of total world production, India grows far more tea than China."
Swift's lips twitched as he considered the point. "Since China is the leading international producer of hemp," he said, "I suppose one could say 'Not for all the hemp in China'... but it doesn't have the same ring.

Lisa Kleypas