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On Accidentally Eating Dog Treats
“Snausages? I’ve been eating dog treats? Why the fuck would you put them on the counter where the rest of the food is? Fuck it, they’re delicious. I will not be shamed by this.


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JUSTIN WYATT
It's huge. He does so many little things away from the puck, things nobody sees. He occupies one, so...
JUSTIN WILLIAMS
The Detroit fans treated me great. I was glad to see they knew my name.
JUSTIN VERLANDER
I was really trying to get a ground-ball double play. But once I got to two strikes, my mentality ch...
JUSTIN VERLANDER
Honestly, I wouldn't mind having another crack at him. I'm sure I'll get another opportunity, hopefu...
JUSTIN VERLANDER
A win would turn this into a good year in a hurry,
JUSTIN LEONARD
We need the middle class to feel more confident about its prospects and about its future. We need to...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU
In his later years, Ramakrishna took up residence at the Dakshineswar Kali Temple, from where his ra...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT
It was a good game, but I'd say we could have played better. We've got good coaches and a good line....
JUSTIN JOHNSON
Make out in a club? I didn't do that when I was with Britney. Why would I do it with somebody I just...
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
They started tackling better. They became a fist, and we couldn't break that fist.
JUSTIN FEAGIN
You can't just convict someone of molesting a child just because they said they did it. You have to ...
JUSTIN BROOKS
There still remains a big area that has a lot of overgrown vegetation, the fence is in disrepair and...
JUSTIN MURPHY
Change is a natural part of life but only with special certain people in your life, nothing will eve...
JUSTIN COX
Generally what is right and what is wrong is common sense; but that generality of right and wrong is...
JUSTIN APPEL
If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it...
JUSTIN MURTEY
I remember the bad times as a succession of painful emotional snapshots: Me walking into the library...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU
I'd love to work in a restaurant. You get to meet new people all the time and constantly sociali...
JUSTIN CHON
If I had to write long-form stuff with descriptions of rooms, it would be so boring for me. I like w...
JUSTIN THEROUX
We are a talented team of software developers that help you stay at the pulse of emerging technologi...
JUSTIN COVAS
DeLillo has said that he no longer feels a compulsion to write long, compendious books. In his later...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT
Tom Fort, a BBC radio journalist, starts from the assumption that 'many of us have a road that r...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT
We may think of ourselves as static anti-heroes, but in reality we're dynamic protagonists just wait...
JUSTIN ALCALA
One of the challenges that Vancouver and cities across the country are facing is that we don't h...
JUSTIN TRUDEAU
You see flaws in every face
If you look long enough.

That’s why I’m so afraid JUSTIN WETCH
I remember sitting in bed, as a child
looking up at the ceiling
I couldn’t sleep, of cou...
JUSTIN WETCH
A very powerful mechanism to get elected is to play on anger and pick those wedge issues.
JUSTIN TRUDEAU
One thing that worried me was how writers get categorized and so they end up having to write the sam...
JUSTIN CRONIN
You brought me to places
I’d have never thought to go
To a trail near the river
Whe...
JUSTIN WETCH
I have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons, I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.' Th...
JUSTIN CRONIN
The only journeys worth taking in life are those that test us to the very core
JUSTIN SOMPER
Sometimes you just need to punch them in the face.
JUSTIN DECECA
Mutuality is hard to find, that's why love hurts so much when both sides don't agree to the term. It...
JUSTIN MURTEY
When I first turned pro, I didn't really have any conception of how long it would take me,
JUSTIN ROSE
Ben's a friend of mine. It'll be a fun day.
JUSTIN ROSE
Some people will be in their zone and unaware of things around them (when they work out). Then there...
JUSTIN SCHOTT
I've played in sold out stadiums before half a million people, but this makes me nervous.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
I think this really stakes a claim that I'm a champion, ... I'm a competitor. If it means winning by...
JUSTIN GATLIN
I think it really stakes the claim that I'm the champion, ... I run like a champion. I show up big w...
JUSTIN GATLIN
It would be a great time to try for the 100m world record. I'm the world champion. Of course I want ...
JUSTIN GATLIN
Most people would be debating in their heads what to do in a year like this. It is all about prepara...
JUSTIN GATLIN
It was great. That's the biggest cheer I put out the whole time I've been here. Seeing her win the g...
JUSTIN GATLIN
They have three rounds under their belts. I have about seven rounds under my belt right now. If I go...
JUSTIN GATLIN
Double gold means I'm king of the sprints. It shows I'm the best sprinter around.
JUSTIN GATLIN
To me, he's our stopper. He's a huge part of our team.
JUSTIN DUCHSCHERER
Our material prosperity has lead many to walk away from God, hate God, mock God, and deny God's very...
JUSTIN STECKBAUER
That was probably his finest hour.
JUSTIN MARTIN