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There are those to whom one must advise madness.
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In the pure, immaculate waters, both the lotus and the slimy scum are found.
SRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB
Leaders who aren't on the radar will emerge. If the city is going to recover, they must emerge.
PETER UEBERROTH
Leaders who aren't on the radar will emerge. If the city is going to recover, they must emerge.
PETER UEBERROTH
One can advise comfortably from a safe port.
SOREN KIERKEGAARD
One can advise comfortably from a safe port.
FRIEDRICH VON SCHILLER
One of our biggest questions will be which players will emerge as goal scorers.
LES SHEPARD
Any change from the lower court opinion will certainly result in fewer waters protected. What that m...
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The phoenix must burn to emerge.
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Naturalistic atheism debunks itself. It has no power to explain even some of the most basic principl...
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There will be a time to discuss that. This is not that time. When we emerge from this difficult time...
JEFFREY SCHNEIDER
Alas, I emerge from one disaster to fall into a worse.
PIERRE CORNEILLE
One must have to get wet and cross the river's troubled waters in order to get to the other side, wh...
MARIE-SUZANNE LABELLE (A.K.A MARIE-SUE)
CAME" - Crownless Ambition Must Emerge - Genereux Philip
GENEREUX PHILIP
One can advise comfortably from a safe port. [Ger., Vom sichern Port lasst sich's gemachlich rathe...
JOHANN CHRISTOPH FRIEDRICH VON SCHILLER
stop looking for job, create one.
SOTONYE ANGA
In History, stagnant waters, whether they be stagnant waters of custom or those of despotism, harbou...
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ISRAELMORE AYIVOR
I'm a monomaniac with one goal: clean air from clean energy.
SAM WYLY
Something must be done when you find an opposing set of desires of this kind well to the fore in you...
ROBERT COLLIER
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I would advise all youths aspiring to athletic fame or a professional career to practice clean livin...
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Whoso will pray, he must fast and be clean, And fat his soul, and make his body lean
GEOFFREY CHAUCER
A man's redemption will emerge from his capacity to face himself and, if needed, to loathe himself.
QUINN STILLETTO
Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism.
AMIT KALANTRI
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
DICK VAN DYKE
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
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Character must be kept bright as well as clean.
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​Let the lotus of your character be full-blown and the results will follow.
ABHIJIT NASKAR
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This bankruptcy, they'll emerge from. The question is do they emerge stronger or weaker.
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Even amongst fierce flames/ The golden lotus can be planted.
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We are far from perfect but willing to be different.
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Something cannot emerge from nothing.
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Something cannot emerge from nothing.
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Everything is like a wall.
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To be, or not to be, that is the question.
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If it's public, it's not bonding.
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Meow.
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A heart is all that didn't get removed.
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Always carry what is beautiful in your heart.
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Love is always more than friendship.
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When one is in love one thinks only of one.
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Nothing brings home closer than going home...
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Books are knowledge, paid for, all.
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The perfect mind, the perfect cover.
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Once a thing is removed from your heart, a trace of it still remains.
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Once a cat loves you, it loves you till the end.
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Arrested Development opened a lot of doors for me.
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One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
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Lord, let me live until I die.
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People should follow their own energy.
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Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
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To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy.
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Civilization is the order and freedom promoting cultural activity.
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
WILL ROGERS
Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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If you look like your passport picture you're too ill to travel.
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But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate, When we lock up our lives for wealth, t...
WILL CARLETON
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS
There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS
America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS
As a bookish adolescent, I sopped up texts as if I were blotting paper and they were fluid.
WILL SELF
Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS
I need to try and get away from that brat role, or people are going to think I'm a natural brat.
WILL POULTER
In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS
The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS
I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS
I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS
When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS
I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my t...
WILL FERRELL
If you seek Hamilton's monument, look around. You are living in it. We honor Jefferson, but live...
GEORGE WILL
We Americans are the best informed people on earth as to the events of the last twenty-four hours; w...
WILL DURANT
Whenever I see something that looks like it could be good - whether it's on vinyl, CD or cassett...
WILL OLDHAM
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
WILL CUPPY
It's difficult to tell whether people are looking at you because they recognise you from your wo...
WILL POULTER
'Rhye' clearly plays with notions of sexual identity, and it has made a concerted effort to ...
WILL HERMES
They were all talking about this amongst themselves - but it was not something that they shared with...
WILL LEITCH
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter ...
WILL DURST
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.
WILL ROGERS
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct...
WILL CUPPY
Tons of women would love to have sex with me. I hate the image of black men as promiscuous and unabl...
WILL SMITH
There are feminist analogies in the material. They find their power with and in each other.
WILL SCHEFFER
The Gore campaign clearly wants to start setting the terms of the policy debate after several weeks ...
WILL MARSHALL
It costs ten times more to govern that it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.
WILL ROGERS
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fe...
WILL ROGERS
Here I stand before you - brown.
Color of the mountains
Colossal as the earth
Wrapped...
WILL SMITH