Patrick and I were about as different as two people could possibly be. Nothing embarrasses Patrick very much, and everything embarrasses me. Just being alive embarrasses me.
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Related The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me. DAVID HASSELHOFF Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embar... GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ If you know me, you know that nothing embarrasses me. Anything could happen to me on live television... GIULIANA RANCIC The world embarrasses me, and I cannot dream that this watch exists and has no watchmaker. VOLTAIRE The world embarrasses me, and I cannot dream that this watch exists and has no watchmaker. VOLTAIRE (FRANçOIS-MARIE AROUET) It just embarrasses me that Republicans are leading the effort, and it's just pure election-year pol... RUSH LIMBAUGH It’s lovely loving, isn’t it? In fact, I find it almost better, because being loved sometimes em... SHEILA HANCOCK sometimes that embarrasses the player. DICK VERMEIL The game embarrasses you until you feel inadequate. BEN CRENSHAW People thought he was messing with Mark White. It embarrasses the governor. GLENN SMITH It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were ... GEORGE FOREMAN It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were ... WASHINGTON IRVING It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were ... WASHINGTON IRVING I like exposing myself. There's not an awful lot that embarrasses me. I'm the kind of actress who ab... KATE WINSLET I don't think (the trip) embarrasses the governor. I think it makes Fabian look foolish. RAY HAYNES I do talk less now because the sound of my voice saying over and over the things I said years ago em... CARROLL O'CONNOR If Peerless can fill in and do as well as Patrick, then I'll be very happy. BILL PARCELLS Patrick and I are feeling very good about this team. We saw some promising things in our first two s... BILL HAWKEY The passion for office among members of Congress is very great, if not absolutely disreputable, and ... JAMES KNOX POLK And then Patrick started running after the sunset. And Sam immediately followed him. And I saw them ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY then Patrick started running after the sunset. And Sam immediately followed him. And I saw them in s... STEPHEN CHBOSKY The passion for office among members of Congress is very great, if not absolutely disreputable, and ... JAMES K. POLK The passion for office among members of Congress is very great, if not absolutely disreputable, and ... JAMES POLK You know what, it ain't up to Patrick. It's up to the people around Patrick. I'm tired of people tal... RANDY THOMAS A gift - be it a present, a kind word or a job done with care and love - explains itself!... and if ... ALICE CHILDRESS We had our team meal one time in Calgary. I mentioned Patrick Roy. They suspended me out of the meal... DAN CLEARY If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined... IAN MCKELLEN We are absolutely thrilled to have Patrick joining us this year. He has been described as one of the... DEBBIE MCGRATH About half a mile from the tunnel, Sam stopped the car, and I climbed in back. Patrick played the ra... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't think it's good that we're perceived as different I think it's important we're perceived as ... STEVE JOBS All Patrick employees who went to Pacific National when the joint venture was formed in 2002 were re... CHRIS CORRIGAN [Throughout the film, Patrick, who prefers to be called Kitten, dismisses all politics as] serious, ... OSCAR WILDE Patrick Swayze reminded me a lot of Gene Kelly. Patrick had that Everyman quality. Gene made dancing... KENNY ORTEGA Realizing you have something in common with another person makes you more human than you were yester... ME :) If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3... IAN MCKELLEN Now I'm just known as McDreamy, I've lost all identity as Patrick Dempsey, I'm now McDre... PATRICK DEMPSEY I think of Dermot Healy as the heir to Patrick Kavanagh. SEAMUS HEANEY I grew up having two different perspectives - one in English, one in Spanish. Two different cultures... PRINCE ROYCE The only actor who I think probably might have possibly taken a swing at me if he could have would b... GENE SISKEL I went from as high as I could possibly be to as low as you could possibly be overnight. CLINT BARMES If I could play drums like Patrick Carney or Taylor Hawkins, I'd be a really happy person. OLIVIA WILDE I had really no sense of style. Everyone around me in my family had the sense of style - I learned a... CAITLYN JENNER Johnny once described our relationship by saying we were as close as two people could be without bei... ED MCMAHON Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be. JEFFREY FRY Just look at what is spelled: Hal Jordan BrUce Wayne Victor Stone Clark KenT... ME It was the one big positive from last season that two good young midfield players emerged to maybe t... LEE DIXON We thought last year with Dr. Patrick Moore we were on the right track. (Conference attendees) recei... DALE LATHIM Wil Wheaton, Patrick Stewart and Jonathan Frakes were all the early formidable crushes of my girlhoo... AUTUMN REESER Patrick had a very productive career here at BC and we wish him all the best as he begins his profes... JERRY YORK My mother's nickname for me is 'Positive Patrick.' I like to live up to that title. PATRICK SCHWARZENEGGER What most people don't seem to realize is that there is just as much money to be made out of the... MARGARET MITCHELL Life is like farting in front of someone and then trying to convince him, you didn't fart. It's hard... ME If a fangirl tells you she likes you, you better be happy. Her standards are very high. ME People talk about this 'bucket list': 'I need to go to this country, I need to skydive.&... AMY TAN I stopped by, and they let me know how serious they were about getting me back. And that's when I fi... KALIMBA EDWARDS Judge is a different type of pitcher than Patrick. He goes right after batters. CRAIG BEESLEY Sometimes, I'll be walking down the street, and people will be like, 'You're the guy from the antler... PETE WENTZ I don't like it when people say, 'You are the new Patrick'. No I'm not. I'm Cesc Fabregas. I am diff... FRANCESC FABREGAS Naturally, Olivia Newton-John is extremely concerned about the whereabouts of Patrick McDermott, her... GAVIN DE BECKER 'Words, Words, Words' was very much its title. It's just words, words, words and trying ... BO BURNHAM He's so gifted. Besides singing, Patrick is a wonderful pianist and songwriter. He's just really goo... CHRIS BRANDON I am a very private person. No one ever knows anything about me as I don't think it is necessary... PRIYANKA CHOPRA Everything was as good as it could possibly be. Everything he's done up to this point pales in compa... BOB BRENLY Sometimes, I'll be walking down the street, and people will be like, 'You're the guy from the antler... PETE WENTZ Naturally, Olivia Newton-John is extremely concerned about the whereabouts of Patrick McDermott, her... GAVIN DE BECKER I learned how to deal with people with elegance from Patrick Swayze. TRAVIS FIMMEL I asked Patrick if he felt sad that he had to keep it a secret, and Patrick just said that he wasn't... STEPHEN CHBOSKY People love me or hate me and all I think about is the people that I know and suffer with different ... HEATHER MILLS Sam and Patrick looked at me. And I looked at them. And I think they knew. Not anything specific rea... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I think being snobby about the kind of storytelling people do, it just irks me. It irks me. And in f... JASON BLUM For the last two days, some people have been trying to create an atmosphere as if the Government and... SONIA GANDHI Nothing puzzles me more than time and space; and yet nothing troubles me less, as I never think abou... CHARLES LAMB I heard recently that I used to date Patrick Swayze. DAVEY HAVOK I did everything I possibly could to get back and finish my career the way I would have liked to. My... ALLAN HOUSTON My target was not to justify selling Patrick Vieira. He was a tremendous player and you never lose a... ARSENE WENGER I don't really react too much to what Patrick McEnroe and Jim Courier says. They kind of see what th... TAYLOR DENT In this coming year, I will seek knowledge from those wiser than me and try to teach those who wish ... DUANE ALLMAN Being a singer is all about me. About ego. Being a mom is all about being selfless - two different w... GWEN STEFANI Draw me close to you, teach me to be like you. When people look at me I want them to see you VENES Despite everything my mom and doctor and dad have said to me about blame, I can't stop thinking... STEPHEN CHBOSKY (Taking the lead) was much like when Danica (Patrick) took the lead at Indy. DREW BROWN Patrick is an outstanding young man who works very hard. He has unlimited potential because of his t... DAVID MARTIN Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned. DAVID KOECHNER Patrick is an outstanding young man who works very hard. He has unlimited potential because of his t... DAVID MARTIN I want to be everything you love about me and nothing you don't. LAURA E. BRUSSEAU I'm trying to figure myself out through my movies. Whether it's big stuff like what we'r... JASON REITMAN And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ... CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS He's been in the spelling bee for four years. Patrick winning is not a surprise for me. DON CROSS Now my time will be spent remembering Rebecca, Michael and James Patrick. ELIZABETH MOORE Remembering people is the most fundamental gesture of love and respect. For me, there are people in ... TOM REISS Lord take me as I am just the way I am. Set my soul ablaze, never quench the flame VENES I’m only going to say this once,” I said with a finger pointed at him. “So don’t make me rep... LAURA KREITZER Sam screamed the fun scream, and there it was. Downtown lights on buildings and everything that make... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I knew we weren't as good as people were talking about. We started out 5-0, and Vidalia was the best... CRAIG BEESLEY Patrick, he threw a chair. He got really red. We were all really excited. RAJON RONDO Nothing gives me as much pleasure as travelling. I love getting on trains and boats and planes. ALAN RICKMAN I will not compromise on language or content. At 15, people can handle the same language as me, they... AIDAN CHAMBERS After the 'Last Waltz' concert, it just seemed very healthy to me to put making a record as ... ROBBIE ROBERTSON What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. There are people we trust b... STEPHEN R. COVEY Stray thought for the day: Putting boundaries on how punk should sound/look is the least punk rock t... PATRICK STUMP
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PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY American women are so fortunate. When I got married, all I wanted in the world was a dryer so I didn... PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY When blithe to argument I come, Though armed with facts, and merry, May Providence protect me from T... PHYLLIS MCGINLEY The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in p... PHYLLIS DILLER Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions. PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. PHYLLIS DILLER Remember, those that wait upon the Lord will rise up with wings like eagles, and they will run and n... PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY History offers no evidence for the proposition that the assignment of women to military combat jobs ... PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY Seventy is wormwood, Seventy is gall But its better to be seventy, Than not alive at all. PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Feminism is doomed to failure because it is based on an attempt to repeal and restructure human natu... PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. PHYLLIS DILLER Since the women are the ones who bear the babies, and there's nothing we can do about that, our ... PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, ran... PHYLLIS DILLER Seventy is wormwood, Seventy is gall But its better to be seventy, Than not alive at all PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, ... PHYLLIS DILLER Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out PHYLLIS DILLER Our dog died from licking our wedding picture PHYLLIS DILLER Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops... PHYLLIS DILLER Sin has always been an ugly word, but it has been made so in a new sense over the last half-century.... PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Of course we women gossip on occasion. But our appetite for it is not as avid as a mans. It is in th... PHYLLIS MCGINLEY If you find yourself caring for a relative with dementia, the chances are you'll need help. PHYLLIS LOGAN I believe that the worst thing the liberals did in this country was the Lyndon Johnson welfare syste... PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY When I go out, I love to put on mascara and lipstick, but I simply don't have time for leisurely... PHYLLIS LOGAN Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off PHYLLIS DILLER Those wearing tolerance for a label call other views intolerable. PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should... PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY It's not the physical location of birth that defines citizenship, but whether your parents are c... PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY It's not like the finger that was in the Wendy's chili. PHYLLIS INGRAM It doesn't seem too unusual to have a live hermit crab here in Atlantic City, but when you think I b... PHYLLIS GEORGE