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Patrick and I were about as different as two people could possibly be. Nothing embarrasses Patrick very much, and everything embarrasses me. Just being alive embarrasses me.


Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

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Ripe on a plate. An...
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And the first commandment of feminism is: I am woman; thou shalt not tolerate strange gods who asser...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter ho...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Children are born with imaginations in mint condition, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...
PHYLLIS THEROUX
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Okay you guys need the dope on the real story of the princess and the frog...So once upon a time a b...
PHYLLIS CUROTT
Most people know intuitively that when you fall in love, the world is full of magic. What they don't...
PHYLLIS CUROTT
I'm going to miss it terribly. I know that. It's been a major part of my life. So, it's going to be ...
PHYLLIS DAVIS
Oh, high is the price of parenthood, and daughters may cost you double. You dare not forget, as you ...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
Sometimes I have a notion that what might improve the situation is to have women take over the occup...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Gossip isn't scandal and it's not merely malicious. It's chatter about the human race by lovers of t...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Who could deny that privacy is a jewel? It has always been the mark of privilege, the distinguishing...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next...
PHYLLIS DILLER
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
PHYLLIS DILLER
The trouble with gardening is that it does not remain an avocation. It becomes an obsession.
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
Putting women in military combat is the cutting edge of the feminist goal to force us into an androg...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
American women are so fortunate. When I got married, all I wanted in the world was a dryer so I didn...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
When blithe to argument I come, Though armed with facts, and merry, May Providence protect me from T...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in p...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Remember, those that wait upon the Lord will rise up with wings like eagles, and they will run and n...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
History offers no evidence for the proposition that the assignment of women to military combat jobs ...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
Seventy is wormwood, Seventy is gall But its better to be seventy, Than not alive at all.
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
Feminism is doomed to failure because it is based on an attempt to repeal and restructure human natu...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
PHYLLIS DILLER
Since the women are the ones who bear the babies, and there's nothing we can do about that, our ...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, ran...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Seventy is wormwood, Seventy is gall But its better to be seventy, Than not alive at all
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, ...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out
PHYLLIS DILLER
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture
PHYLLIS DILLER
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops...
PHYLLIS DILLER
Sin has always been an ugly word, but it has been made so in a new sense over the last half-century....
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
Of course we women gossip on occasion. But our appetite for it is not as avid as a mans. It is in th...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
If you find yourself caring for a relative with dementia, the chances are you'll need help.
PHYLLIS LOGAN
I believe that the worst thing the liberals did in this country was the Lyndon Johnson welfare syste...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
When I go out, I love to put on mascara and lipstick, but I simply don't have time for leisurely...
PHYLLIS LOGAN
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off
PHYLLIS DILLER
Those wearing tolerance for a label call other views intolerable.
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY
Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
It's not the physical location of birth that defines citizenship, but whether your parents are c...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY
It's not like the finger that was in the Wendy's chili.
PHYLLIS INGRAM
It doesn't seem too unusual to have a live hermit crab here in Atlantic City, but when you think I b...
PHYLLIS GEORGE