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Jason has actually played pretty darn good this season.
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If we hit the ball, we'll be pretty darn good.
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I think the underlying economy is still pretty darn good.
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They exited the year with inventories in pretty darn good shape.
DAN POOLE
I thought he was pretty darn good tonight. We tested him.
BOB MOTZKO
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The car was pretty stout, ... That was pretty darn close to a perfect lap.
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The best thing I probably do is - I'll say I'm a pretty darn good parent. I got good kids.
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The first three weeks were bitterly cold, but the last week was pretty darn warm.
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I think we can be pretty darn sure he's not another Scalia.
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I think if we can condition our minds we can be pretty darn successful.
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Everyone else is catching up pretty darn fast. Those guys pushed me.
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I do think 'The Notebook' is a darn good movie.
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Fairness," he said, 'does not govern life and death. If it did, no good person would ever die young.
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The old joke was Mitch Leigh, land baron, barren land.
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Find your fucking balls, Mitch, and reattach them!
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Did you hear that Mitch? Your mom thinks you're beautiful.
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Do you prefer Mitch, or is Mitchell better?
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I've always been quite a happy person, but when I'm low, I'm pretty darn low.
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That's pretty good for college. They just looked good.
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That Darn Cat
HAYLEY MILLS
They looked just like the team that won it all last year. They're a darn good football team.
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I lived in Florida for 12 years. If we had a long summer, it would be good,
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I'm pretty sure my house in Florida is haunted! He's a nice ghost though.
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For a volleyball player, that's pretty good.
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It's a pretty good meal for $7.
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I've got lots of arms, but don't know if any of them are any darn good at all.
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If we tag a shark out here and it shows up in the Florida Straits, that's pretty cool.
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We did the two-year extension of Bush tax cuts in 2010. We negotiated the Budget Control Act in Augu...
MITCH MCCONNELL
I also believe that parents, if they love you, will hold you up safely, above their swirling waters,...
MITCH ALBOM
You have peace," the old woman said, "when you make it with yourself.
MITCH ALBOM
There are five people you meet in heaven. Each of us was in your life for a reason. You may not have...
MITCH ALBOM
This is the greatest gift God can give you: to understand what happened in your life. To have it exp...
MITCH ALBOM
The culmination of all of that was the decision to start a company, which became Lotus, to do a prod...
MITCH KAPOR
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubbl...
MITCH HEDBERG
Where are all the 'during' photos? I've never seen one.
MITCH HEDBERG
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna hav...
MITCH HEDBERG
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.
MITCH HEDBERG
Free-to-play isn't a business model. Free-to-play is a marketing strategy. It's a way to get...
MITCH LASKY
I have to feel good about what I'm endorsing because I have to live with it.
MITCH GAYLORD
Hackers are seen as shadowy figures with superhuman powers that threaten civilization.
MITCH KAPOR
I was walking down the street at 3am, and I passed a dry cleaner. The sign in the window said -"Sorr...
MITCH HEDBERG
I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me ...
MITCH HEDBERG
And overhanging all our difficulties is the simple, brute fact that our state's public finances are ...
MITCH DANIELS
Pickles are cucumbers that sold out.
MITCH HEDBERG
If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, t...
MITCH HEDBERG
I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. They re...
MITCH HEDBERG
I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product...
MITCH HEDBERG
I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a...
MITCH HEDBERG
People's lives are so busy and there are so many new shows to watch. They key is to pick shows that ...
MITCH METCALF
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Gr...
MITCH HEDBERG
I think that they should call a cheese grater by its real name...a sponge ruiner.
MITCH HEDBERG
If you hold back on the emotions--if you don't allow yourself to go all the way through them--you ca...
MITCH ALBOM
Old ways of thinking die hard, particularly when they were weaned by legally enforced monopolies.
MITCH KAPOR
And this year, when we end the cruel, defeatist practice of passing children who cannot read into fo...
MITCH MCCONNELL
Have you ever really had a teacher? One who saw you as a raw but precious thing, a jewel that, with ...
MITCH ALBOM
I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations th...
MITCH HEDBERG
They set me down at this big board table with big black leather chairs and they put me at the head. ...
MITCH KOSHT
Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school fo...
MITCH DANIELS
I routinely failed to understand that 'simple and straightforward' would have been a much be...
MITCH KAPOR
Lotus's efforts around the Mac were pathetically unsuccessful, which is sad.
MITCH KAPOR
I think I'd like to be an owner of a Major League Baseball team.
MITCH MCCONNELL
If information wants to be free, then that's true everywhere, not just in information technology...
MITCH KAPOR
A memoir should have some uplifting quality, inspiring or illuminating, and that's what separate...
MITCH ALBOM
Bart had a really good game and played a part in every goal. I was really proud for him.
MITCH MOORE