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Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do.


Eoin Colfer

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I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer t...
EOIN COLFER
What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and H...
EOIN COLFER
Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!
EOIN COLFER
Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
EOIN COLFER
Foaly: Anyone see you come in here?
Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
EOIN COLFER
It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy
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Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious.
EOIN COLFER
Are you an angel or a devil, sir? I need to know. Are you taking me up or down?
EOIN COLFER
Today he became a killer, or else a corpse.
EOIN COLFER
They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.
EOIN COLFER
He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in ...
EOIN COLFER
No one's ever really ready for a troll.
EOIN COLFER
When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kid...
EOIN COLFER
I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and n...
EOIN COLFER
No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
EOIN COLFER
After his last race, I wasn't that shocked at the news. (Fulton) said he just felt the decision was ...
EOIN HARTY
This was the perfect place to run her. Put her on the lead and put her on the rail, and you're prett...
EOIN HARTY
She really hasn't had a lot of experience, but every race she seems to get better and better. She's ...
EOIN HARTY
Anyone can have a once-upon-a-time or a happily-ever-after, but it's the journey between that makes ...
CHRIS COLFER
Courage is one thing that no one can ever take away from you.
CHRIS COLFER
I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.
CHRIS COLFER
Right now, we're living in an ugly chapter of our lives, but books always get better!
CHRIS COLFER
I hope to write someday and that’s even more terrifying than performing. You don’t just entertai...
CHRIS COLFER
The world will always choose convenience over reality. It's easier to hate, blame, and fear than it ...
CHRIS COLFER
Don’t listen to what people tell you because they’ll try to bring you down. And don’t listen t...
CHRIS COLFER
I wonder if people would learn from the Little Mermaid’s heartbreak when she dies at the end of he...
CHRIS COLFER
Be brave. Courage is one thing that no one can ever take away from you.
CHRIS COLFER
There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in. And definitely get o...
CHRIS COLFER
I couldn't do country, with all due respect to all country music artists. My parents dressed me ...
CHRIS COLFER
I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of 'Sweeney Todd' called 'Shirley Todd,...
CHRIS COLFER
He obviously resents being taken back.
EOIN HARTY
You've got to show the world who you are before it tells you. Otherwise you become victim to someone...
CHRIS COLFER
I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone.
CHRIS COLFER
Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone...
CHRIS COLFER
Even after years of constant abuse from her stepmother and her stepsisters, Cinderella remained a go...
CHRIS COLFER
Once upon a time' These are the most magical words our world has ever known and the gateway to the g...
CHRIS COLFER
I'm allergic to stupidity.
CHRIS COLFER
Then find out what your sword is - find your own advantage - and wear it proudly.
CHRIS COLFER
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
No amount of money,
Can stop me from loving you,
CHRIS COLFER