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We have eyes, and we're looking at stuff all the time, all day long. And I just think that whatever ...
ERIC CARLE
It is thus with most of us; we are what other people say we are. We know ourselves chiefly by hears...
ERIC HOFFER
Perhaps a modern society can remain stable only by eliminating adolescence, by giving its young, fro...
ERIC HOFFER
Most people show up for work being physically accoutered but mentally disheveled.
ERIC BUTTERWORTH
However much we guard ourselves against it, we tend to shape ourselves in the image others have of u...
ERIC HOFFER
The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness.
ERIC HOFFER
Our achievements speak for themselves. What we have to keep track of are our failures, discouragemen...
ERIC HOFFER
Every pilot needs a co-pilot, and let me tell you, it is awful nice to have someone sitting there be...
ERIC WALD
Our frustration is greater when we have much and want more than when we have nothing and want some. ...
ERIC HOFFER
No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist.
ERIC BERNE
The leader has to be practical and a realist, yet must talk the language of the visionary and the ...
ERIC HOFFER
It is the pull of opposite poles that stretches souls. And only stretched souls make music.
ERIC HOFFER
Nonconformists travel as a rule in bunches. You rarely find a nonconformist who goes it alone. And w...
ERIC HOFFER
Our achievements speak for themselves. What we have to keep track of are our failures, discouragemen...
ERIC HOFFER
The bottom line is clear: Climate change is a reality, and it is having a real impact.
ERIC SCHNEIDERMAN
One of the ultimate challenges for biology is to understand the brain's processing of unconsciou...
ERIC KANDEL
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a...
ERIC BURDON
Everything I do - if I do it, is going to be personal.
ERIC BURDON
People we've encountered at pivotal moments who profoundly influence our direction are not neces...
ERIC BURDON
As far as the Animals breaking up - it was my fault. I wanted out. We took it to the max, as far as ...
ERIC BURDON
Everything is a blessing, even meetings. Whether it's meetings or running gassers or lifting, it...
ERIC BERRY
Though this nation has proudly thought of itself as an ethnic melting pot, in things racial we have ...
ERIC HOLDER
Television is a lot of fun. It's faster-paced. The schedule is really desirable, I guess. But as...
ERIC DANE
Why should citizenship be a matter of birth? The premise held by those who want to end birthright ci...
ERIC LIU
If someone is too perfect they won't look good. Imperfection is important.
ERIC CANTONA
You constantly hear about voter fraud... but you don't see huge amounts of vote fraud out there.
ERIC HOLDER
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.
ERIC ANDRE
A brain scan may reveal the neural signs of anxiety, but a Kokoschka painting, or a Schiele self-por...
ERIC KANDEL
Laughter to begin with was probably glee at the misfortunes of others. The baring of the teeth in l...
ERIC HOFFER
For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman ...
ERIC AMBLER
Kindness can become its own motive. We are made kind by being kind. -Eric Hoffer.
ERIC HOFFER
We asked who our surveyed companies thought were leaders in SOA technology. IBM was mentioned most o...
ERIC AUSTVOLD
These firms are still in foot-in-the-door mode. They aren't getting entire companies to outsource: T...
ERIC ARNUM
The role of the post office [currently] is as trusted third party with an unparalleled workforce and...
ERIC ARNUM
They seem to be opening a crack for Microsoft on the desktop, a crack that Microsoft could well take...
ERIC ARNUM
Everybody agrees that we have to fix these levees. But declaring a state of emergency an hour before...
ERIC ANTEBI
Kyle is more mechanical, and Kevin is a smoother player. He has all the shots. Kyle hits the ball mu...
ERIC ANDERSON
You get a certain amount of cachet. The more people that know about your stuff, the better.
ERIC ALLMAN
Personally, one of the down sides of founding a company is that there is always too much work to do,...
ERIC ALLMAN
This is like the telephone problem--no one wants to have the first one. But we are seeing a lot of p...
ERIC ALLMAN
Continuing to cling to the patterns you know inhibits your ability to discover what you don't know
ERIC ALLENBAUGH
Each time a student fails, the district is required to notify the parents and provide the student ac...
ERIC ALLEN
We work in lower Manhattan. This is New York. We're not afraid of attacks.
ERIC ALEXANDER
We should never as a city attempt to put profit over public safety. Public safety must be at the top...
ERIC ADAMS
Enforcement priorities and arrest patterns must not lead to disparate treatment under the law, even ...
ERIC HOLDER
We're very interested in seeing what science Exxon has been using for its own purposes because t...
ERIC SCHNEIDERMAN
The problem for many people is that we cannot point to the underlying biological bases of most psych...
ERIC KANDEL
As the state's top lawyer, I am empowered to protect nonprofit donors from fraudulent solicitati...
ERIC SCHNEIDERMAN
The world intrudes in my brain daily. Since my brain is dripping with all kinds of stuff that's ...
ERIC BOGOSIAN
Language has historically stood as a barrier for some voters seeking to participate in the electoral...
ERIC SCHNEIDERMAN
The question is, what did J. Howard intend? And he intended to give her exactly what he gave her, wh...
ERIC BRUNSTAD
He's been a superb predecessor, and he's been very supportive of this rabbinic transition,
ERIC HOFFMAN
When you overwrite, it makes it more difficult to retrieve. You can definitely lose files.
ERIC STOKESBERRY
It only infects if you do click.
ERIC STOKESBERRY
So far there hasn't been any widespread outbreak.
ERIC STOKESBERRY
There are plastic devices – bladder catheters, implants for kidney dialysis, Hickman tubes, pacema...
ERIC WICKSTROM
Cyclists, I work with a number of cyclists. They are great athletes; they are great aerobic athletes...
ERIC HEIDEN
Mark my words, Michael Van Gerwen will knock Phil Taylor off his perch one day and be the best darts...
ERIC BRISTOW
I think everybody has their own way of looking at their lives as some kind of pilgrimage. Some peopl...
ERIC CLAPTON
And basically, the sense of the 'Pledge to America' is this: Republicans understand when we ...
ERIC CANTOR
I always have a rough outline, but I'm shocked at how little I actually follow it. Those charact...
ERIC WALTERS
Michael Brown's tragic death has revealed a deep distrust between some in the Ferguson community...
ERIC HOLDER
I wanted to be a rock star. I dreamed of it, and that's all I dreamed of. To be more accurate, I...
ERIC WHITACRE
San Diego is the best city in the world.
ERIC WEDDLE
Mass is resistance to motion.
ERIC PARSLOW
All I ever wanted to do was get a great job on a TV show. When I read 'Modern Family' and st...
ERIC STONESTREET
The greatest weariness comes from work not done.

ERIC HOFFER
I am a Buddhist, therefore I should not be collecting anything - however, I have a collection of Bud...
ERIC RIPERT
When a bank calls in a loan, it obviously hurts the customer in question. But it also adversely affe...
ERIC MASKIN
One of the keys to wealth is to understand why & how the distance from 1 to 1 million is greater tha...
ERIC PARSLOW
I'll tell you one thing about me: I'm very private. I always have been private. People think...
ERIC DICKERSON
As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is."
ERIC SEVAREID
I thought our guys did a good job tonight, ... I think our guys went out there, offensively, and wer...
ERIC WEDGE
You've got to keep thinking good thoughts and trust in Wicky. We've been doing it all year.
ERIC WEDGE
"When you are not looking, they find you, the people that you always missed when you were looking." ...
ERIC LONGORIA
The ability to diagnose an imminent heart attack has long been considered the holy grail of cardiova...
ERIC TOPOL
The consequences of President Johnson's campaign of deliberate deception regarding Vietnam could...
ERIC ALTERMAN