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So he has no head'
'Thats usually what headless means'
'No head at all?'
'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?'
'Its just kind of silly even for us...


Derek Landy

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What's a Dullahan?'
'He's a headless horseman, in the service of the banshee.'
'Headless?'...
DEREK LANDY
He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?"
"Like what?"
"Like hitting on you....
RACHEL CAINE
Heart weeps.
Head tries to help heart.
Head tells heart how it is, again:
You will lo...
LYDIA DAVIS
Get out of my head,
You've overstayed your stay,
This head no longer can spare more though...
TANZY SAYADI
No. No!” he says.
“I . . .” He looks wildly around the room. For inspiration? For divine ...
E.L. JAMES
You're my bodyguard and lover."

She shook her head. "Just your bodyguard."

"He...
JANET EVANOVICH
I'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.'
'My accent?'
DEREK LANDY
Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.
"Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he le...
DEREK LANDY
The first time I met you, you told me you grew up here, I’d call you a liar,” Tate informed me.<...
KRISTEN ASHLEY
Be to her, Persephone,
All the things I might not be;
Take her head upon your knee.
S...
EDNA ST. VINCENT MILLAY
When the wind blows in your face,
when you feel you are losing your head,
when the going g...
MALAK EL HALABI
Donneven," I said, in my best Monica imitation, and he laughed. "We're not talking about me."
"...
SARAH DESSEN
I just shook my head, knowing this was him evading the question.
You," I said, "have this whole...
SARAH DESSEN
And then what are your plans?”
Annwyl frowned. “My plans?”
“Yes. Your plans. You...
G.A. AIKEN
Who is this Marlowe guy anyway? He's an ass. Threw him out. Threatened to have Ysmi sit on him if he...
KAREN CHANCE
Don't bow your head!
It gets even harder...

Look at me
and say that, what was i...
ZORICA SAVRON
I just want to know—are you rooting for me? Are you hoping I pull this off?"

Cath's eye...
RAINBOW ROWELL
THE CURSE

May they never
Return home at night...

May you have no part of ...
VISAR ZHITI
Too much champagne?”
“Maybe.”
“Silly girl,” she said, looping her arm through ...
LEIGH BARDUGO
If only no one had to fight at all." He shakes his head.
"It does no good to dream.
VICTORIA AVEYARD
Jem shook his head. "You bit de Quincey" he said. "You fool. He's a VAMPIRE"

"I had no ch...
CASSANDRA CLARE
You don't know your father, do you?”
I shook my head. "No. All I know is he must have had wic...
RICHELLE MEAD
Bursar?"
"Yes, Archchancellor?"
"You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', a...
TERRY PRATCHETT
So say I’m your mom.'
'What?' I said.
'I’m your mom,' he repeated. 'Now tell me you wa...
SARAH DESSEN
I have been
hanging here
headless
for so long
that the body has forgotten
w...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
Andrei, did you like the opera?"
"Not particularly."
"Andrei, do you see what you're missi...
AYN RAND
I took in a breath. "What's the one thing you'd do," I asked. "if you could do anything?"
Pass,...
SARAH DESSEN
NO ADMITTANCE.
NOT EVEN TO AUTHORISED PERSONNEL.
YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME HERE.
GO A...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
When striving through
a pitch-black night,
if you find yourself
marooned and blue, AKASH MANDAL
Sweet pea?'" Alec said.
"I was just trying it out."
Alec shook his head. "No."
Magnus...
CASSANDRA CLARE
In your hands

The dog, the donkey, surely they know
They are alive.
Who would ...
MARY OLIVER
You have no idea of what you are doing to me,” he warned.
She smiled. “Are you trying to fr...
AMANDA QUICK
There is no dignity
quite so impressive,
and no independence
quite so important,
CALVIN COOLIDGE
To A Squirrel At Kyle-Na-No

Come play with me;
Why should you run
Through the s...
W.B. YEATS
You have something on your neck.
What
Looks like a bite mark, what were you doing out al...
CASSANDRA CLARE
Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying.
'I thi...
STEVEN ERIKSON
I would rather die than betray his trust."
"That's not saying much, seeing as you're already de...
J.K. ROWLING
Sometimes we realize that we are like facebook ,
people using us for themselves , meeting each ...
AKASH KHIALANI
A man is always right to pursue the thing he loves.
No matter even if it kills him?
I thin...
CORMAC MCCARTHY
Kiss me,” she said urgently.

Sam’s eyes flickered with mild surprise. “Right now?...
LISA KLEYPAS
So, have we solved the secret of happiness?

"I believe so," he said

Are you go...
MITCH ALBOM
Overheard on a Saltmarsh"

Nymph, nymph, what are your beads?

Green glass, gobl...
HAROLD MONRO
THE THREE LAWS OF ALL

You are never to worship a living soul,
Except for three entit...
SUZY KASSEM
you are a horse running alone
and he tries to tame you
compares you to an impossible highw...
WARSAN SHIRE
You," I said, "have this whole tall, dark stranger thing going on. Not to mention the tortured artis...
SARAH DESSEN
I opened my eyes
And looked up at the rain,
And it dripped in my head
And flowed into...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
I'm ending this.'

'No. Come on. It's not worth it.'

'You are,' he said fiercel...
RAINBOW ROWELL
Love has no opposite.

Hate, fear, are not love’s opposites;
they are its denial.
IVAN M. GRANGER
The Pretender

Keep you in the dark you know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark an...
FOO FIGHTERS
DON'T SAY, DO


Do not say things
You think I want to hear.
Instead,
S...
SUZY KASSEM
Are the gods not just?"

"Oh no, child. What would become of us if they were?
C.S. LEWIS
Even if there is no connection.
Even if you are far from reach.
Even if friendship is not ...
NURUDEEN USHAWU
Eeyore", said Owl, "Christopher Robin is giving a party."
"Very interesting," said Eeyore. "I s...
A.A. MILNE
who are you
really?

you are not a name
or a height, or a weight
or a gende...
M.K
He said 'it's all in your head'
and I said 'so's everything'
but he didn't get it.
FIONA APPLE
We are both preachers. He preached the teaching of Jesus Christ, and I preached my philosophy.
...
KHALIL AL-SAKAKINI
Talked my head off
Worked my tail off
Cried my eyes out
Walked my feet off
Sang ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
i love good cries,
loud sobs that soak your pillow
that kind that come at the end
of ...
MADISEN KUHN
Dante laughed. "No cold soup, no goat cheese. I'll make a mental note. And no Gottfried Curse."
YVONNE WOON
The head has no answers, and the heart has no questions, Jack would say."

Quoting his tea...
RICHARD WAGAMESE
. . . You were aimed from birth:
you will never be alone. Rain
will come, a gutter filled,...
WILLIAM STAFFORD
Talked my head off
Worked my tail off
Cried my eyes out
Walked my feet off
Sang ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN
What are you thinking of so earnestly?" said he, as they walked back to the ballroom; "not of your p...
JANE AUSTEN
MOTHER IS WATER

I wish I could
Shower your head with flowers
And anoint your fe...
SUZY KASSEM
Happiness

There's just no accounting for happiness,
or the way it turns up like a pr...
JANE KENYON
When you father dies! What then?"

Lord Needham looked up from his pheasant. "I beg your p...
SARAH MACLEAN
It’s sarcasm, Josh.”

“Sarcasm?”

“It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. T...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
You just hold your head high and keep those fists down. No matter what anybody says to you, don't yo...
HARPER LEE
I think of you often
and make no outward show,
But what it means to lose you,
no one will ...
ANON.
most importantly love
like it's the only thing you know how
at the end of the day all this...
RUPI KAUR
don’t think that true love means your only love.

I think true love means loving truly.<...
TAYLOR JENKINS REID
Where's your car? Miles asks, glancing at him as he slams his door shut and slings his backpack over...
ALYSON NOEL
But he grins, so brilliantly, not even paying attention. “I love it when you say my name,” he sa...
TAHEREH MAFI
So you want to know all about me. Who
I am.
What chance meeting of brush and canvas painte...
ELLEN HOPKINS
WHAT IS TRUTH?

Truth is not a thing
Or a concept.
It is as multidimensional
SUZY KASSEM
Gee, I’m really glad I came.”
Jess turned to Leslie in unbelief.
“It was better than...
KATHERINE PATERSON
You know all of the young gentlemen better than I do,” Lady Manston continued. “Are there any we...
JULIA QUINN
Everything is like a wall.
Said a scholar to the troll.
Bang your head to go on through....
WILL ADVISE
On Love"

For even as love crowns you, so shall he crucify you.

Even as he is...
KAHIIL GIBRAN
O, weary angels,
don’t look at me with those eyes.
If that is your state
then wha...
KAMAND KOJOURI
Suddenly, you will stop, you and me and all of us. Your lungs will rest at last and the electric pul...
SARAH MOSS
What about San Francisco?"
"What about it?"
"Did you like it?"
She shrugged. "It was ...
ARMISTEAD MAUPIN
What r u doing now?
I'm beating my dad at poker.

Picturing him with his family, I...
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT
I had an accident."

"That seemes to happen a lot."

"It wasn't my fault."
...
RICHELLE MEAD
Has anyone noticed this whole city is looking for us, mad at us, or wants to kill us?"
"So?" sa...
LEIGH BARDUGO
I cleared my throat and tried to sound casual, like this was no big deal. “I don’t even get chee...
LISA KLEYPAS
Mom says it's because she has PMS.
Do you even know what that means?
"I'm not a little kid...
NICHOLAS SPARKS
No!
I don’t love you!
I just like you, a little.

Your lips are sweet,
an...
ZORICA SAVRON
King of The Road

Trailer for sale or rent
Rooms to let, fifty cents
No phone, n...
ROGER MILLER
Ma's still nodding. "You're the one who matters, though. Just you."

I shake my head till ...
EMMA DONOGHUE
It has often been said
there’s so much to be read,
you never can cram
all those wor...
DR. SEUSS
Well,
sometimes if something is really important to you, it
gets stuck in your body,” he...
PRISCILLA GLENN
You enter the forest
at the darkest point,
where there is no path.

Where there ...
JOSEPH CAMPBELL
they thought that writing had
something to do with
the politics of the
thing.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
No Goodbye'

The floods of tears,
Flow for thee,
As I remember how it used to be...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS
I have no news
of my coming
or passing away--
the whole thing
happened quicke...
فرید الدین عطار
We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the pla...
DON HENLEY
She said the words, and then she had a strange moment of seeing them, hanging there over her head. <...
KATE DICAMILLO
Where's your dog?" Peter's voice came from within the gushing stream of water. Justin thought he mus...
MEG ROSOFF
When I wake up in the afternoon
Which it pleases me to do
Don't nobody bring me no bad new...
CHARLIE SMALLS

More Derek Landy

You are a cynical man, Mr. Pleasant."
"We live in cynical times, Miss Cain.
DEREK LANDY
Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hun...
DEREK LANDY
The door handle turned. Someone knocked, and a man's voice called, "Uh, hello?"
Valkyrie looked...
DEREK LANDY
I had an uneventful few days," it told her. "The most exciting thing was an hour-long lecture from t...
DEREK LANDY
Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just ...
DEREK LANDY
Don’t kill me,” he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.”
“If you ...
DEREK LANDY
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.

China glanced at her. "They'...
DEREK LANDY
You accused me of murder. Do you make a habit of bringing schoolgirls into an interview room with mu...
DEREK LANDY
The next time? Oh, my dear Eliza, you're not going to carry on with this, are you? The Faceless Ones...
DEREK LANDY
You're bored, aren't you.'
'I need constant distraction. Shall we go?'
'Uh, aren't you sup...
DEREK LANDY
We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.
DEREK LANDY
People!" she screamed. "There are people here! New people!
DEREK LANDY
Aurora sagged. "Why is it," she asked, "that every time I'm with you two we end up stealing somethin...
DEREK LANDY
Skulduggery stood among the ruins of what had once been a sofa. Valkyrie raised an eyebrow.
DEREK LANDY
Plans are invitation to disappointment.
DEREK LANDY
You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last
present you gave me was a stick.”...
DEREK LANDY
It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your
beard’s stupid.”
“Isn’t t...
DEREK LANDY
Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff."
...
Nobody moved, or said a...
DEREK LANDY
The world is bigger than you know, and scarier than you might imagine. The only currency worth anyth...
DEREK LANDY
I'm sorry? No more smooches is worse than the world ending?
DEREK LANDY
When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm n...
DEREK LANDY
You’re seventeen. You’re supposed to be dealing with school and hormones and dim-witted parents....
DEREK LANDY
[...} What did I tell you about wandering off? Why don't you ever do anything I say? If I didn't kno...
DEREK LANDY
Bravery, after all, isn't the absence of fear. Bravery is the acknowledgement and the conquering of ...
DEREK LANDY
It always surprised Valkyrie whenever she realized just how close the weird and the wonderful, and t...
DEREK LANDY
He'd once known a man who said that life hinged on the moment, that everything changed in the blink ...
DEREK LANDY
Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.
"Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he le...
DEREK LANDY
Stephanie could see the greed seep into the watery eyes of her
father’s other brother, a horr...
DEREK LANDY
Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I...
DEREK LANDY
I’ve got good news and bad news for you, Ryan. The bad news is that you’re the only one in the w...
DEREK LANDY
Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.”
“Oh, cheers,” Valk...
DEREK LANDY
The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves.
DEREK LANDY
What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanc...
DEREK LANDY
It would be fun,” Skulduggery nodded. ”I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance...
DEREK LANDY
Ravel said. “And I order people around really well. This morning, Tipstaff came over with a cup of...
DEREK LANDY
Talking about one's feelings defeats the purpose of having those feelings. Once you try to put the h...
DEREK LANDY
I... I don't, I don't think I can do this."
"Do what?"
It didn't answer.
"Do the test...
DEREK LANDY
The Engineer smiled (internally, for of course it had no mouth). It was feeling good. It was feeling...
DEREK LANDY
Portia followed after, a smirk on her face, and Syc hissed as he passed.
Donegan waited till th...
DEREK LANDY
Don't open the door to strangers," said her dad. "Unless they're selling something. Then open the do...
DEREK LANDY
Clarabelle...Clarabelle... You worked as Kenspeckle Grouse's assistant, did you not?'
'One of t...
DEREK LANDY
Can I just point something out?" Fletcher asked. "That is an awful plan. On a scale of one ...
DEREK LANDY
Ah, bless. I've missed her. Do you have bullets?"

"Uh, no."

Skulduggery paused...
DEREK LANDY
Skulduggery: The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your...
DEREK LANDY
What's a Dullahan?'
'He's a headless horseman, in the service of the banshee.'
'Headless?'...
DEREK LANDY
Cheer up everyone," he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we’re all going to die horribly...
DEREK LANDY
Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.”
Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.
DEREK LANDY
Scapegrace leaped up. “I am the Killer Supreme! I make
murder into an art form!”
Skuld...
DEREK LANDY
The traffic warden looked up. "This your car?"
"It is," said Skulduggery.
The traffic wa...
DEREK LANDY
He looked at her. “We’re meant to be together…”
“And this is exactly what I mean.”<...
DEREK LANDY
But if you can confront your inner demons—"

"I did confront my inner demon. I punched h...
DEREK LANDY
You want to see safe hands?' her dad asked. He went to the fruit bowl on the side of the table, took...
DEREK LANDY
By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?'
'You can call me whatev...
DEREK LANDY
Valkyrie walked to the back door, which hadn't been closed properly, shut it and locked it. There wa...
DEREK LANDY
Is that it?”
“No. That’s a wall.”
“It could be disguised.”
“You’re no...
DEREK LANDY
We're authors, too," Donegan said, "and we've been trying to get into the picture-book market. We ha...
DEREK LANDY
Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. "Of course you HOPE you won't die,...
DEREK LANDY
We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant
DEREK LANDY
I should go in alone," Valkyrie said, speaking loudly to be heard. "If we both go in, it'll look to ...
DEREK LANDY
He said a bad word. Do you want to know what it was? It started with F. It's not the one you're thin...
DEREK LANDY
Mum said earlier what a lovely dress
you’re wearing.”
Beryl’s eyebrows wriggled lik...
DEREK LANDY
I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly lit...
DEREK LANDY
Valkyrie made a face. "Bloody vampires."
Ryan sat forward. "That was a vampire? That guy who lo...
DEREK LANDY
It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -
DEREK LANDY
If things go wrong, I'll lead them away. Once it's clear, get back to the car. If you don't see me i...
DEREK LANDY
Doors are for people with no imagination.
DEREK LANDY
He crouched at the car window and looked in. 'What a lovely family you have. What a charming family....
DEREK LANDY
I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered.
“You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, traine...
DEREK LANDY
He put on his hat and wrapped his scarf around his jaw, but did without the wig and the sunglasses. ...
DEREK LANDY
Found something?”
“No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more flo...
DEREK LANDY
It all depends on what people you're talking about helping. That's the wonderful think about ...
DEREK LANDY
Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars...
DEREK LANDY
He things we think he's a double agent, working for them but secretly working for us. He doesn't kno...
DEREK LANDY
I was going straight for Mantis, but then that bloody gas got in my eyes and, I don't know, some mas...
DEREK LANDY
Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball r...
DEREK LANDY
Put a smile on that face, Valkyrie. You're unique. Easily as unique as I am."
"Two freaks in a ...
DEREK LANDY
The fact is that we have no way of knowing if the person who we think we are is at the core o...
DEREK LANDY
Skulduggery placed both hands on the table and leaned over. "You've heard about me. You've heard abo...
DEREK LANDY
I cannot have chaos erupting around me until I am prepared for it. I am a collector. I am an observe...
DEREK LANDY
Every human being who has ever lived has the same potential in them for good and evil. Mortal or sor...
DEREK LANDY
I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Bison, but I doubt it would be a fair fight.'
...
DEREK LANDY
I think zombies are kind of cute.”
“Seriously?”
“I may be thinking about bunnies. ...
DEREK LANDY
The only thing we know for certain is that Darquesse is coming, and she's coming to kill us a...
DEREK LANDY
This is stolen? We're in a stolen jet?"
"Not stolen," said Donegan Bane from the co-pilot's sea...
DEREK LANDY
tanith: have you called the police?
fergus: they, uh, they said theyd call by this afternoon. DEREK LANDY
He could wear hats. He could wear an assortment of hats of different shapes and styles. Boater hats,...
DEREK LANDY
The dart is loaded with enough sedative to bring down a—”

“Small elephant?”
...
DEREK LANDY
Grand Mage,” Ghastly said, as he put the map away, “did you know the sparrow flies south for the...
DEREK LANDY
Peace means nothing without freedom.
DEREK LANDY
Serpine: Well, Skulduggery? Where is that tired old defiance - the taunting, the goading? Where are ...
DEREK LANDY
be brave
DEREK LANDY
Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eight or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice ...
DEREK LANDY
But he's in shackles, right? You beat him?"
"I like to think I beat him in a moral sense, in th...
DEREK LANDY
I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTI...
DEREK LANDY
He does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to...
DEREK LANDY
Gordon Edgley's sudden death came as a shock to everyone - not least himself. One moment he was in h...
DEREK LANDY
Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough
DEREK LANDY
I've had years to see the funny side.
DEREK LANDY
Stephanie: Why can't you break in? You broke into the Vault
Skulduggery: That's different
DEREK LANDY
Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies.
DEREK LANDY
The man had a smooth voice, like velvet. “I’m Detective Inspector Me. Unusual name, I know. My f...
DEREK LANDY
Valkyrie stood there and waited for her to start making sense.
"There is a vegetable-plant hybr...
DEREK LANDY
What are you doing?"
"I'm, uh, acting normal."
"No you're not. You're acting like someone ...
DEREK LANDY
What's this about slippers?" Stephanie's mom said, walking in.
"Dad's just saying he could neve...
DEREK LANDY
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery.
“What is it?” she ...
DEREK LANDY
He laughed and was about to retort when she grabbed his collar and pulled him into her. She clamped ...
DEREK LANDY
Valkyrie Cain got out of the passenger side. She zipped up
her black jacket against the cold, a...
DEREK LANDY
You should have called us. Desmond would have picked you up.'
'No I wouldn't,' Valkyrie's dad s...
DEREK LANDY
Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.'
Caelen took a deep breath, like ...
DEREK LANDY
I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards.
DEREK LANDY
This is your last chance to do the right thing.'
'Do you want to attack first, or will I?'
DEREK LANDY
I have sought you out to cure me.'
'To cure you of what?'
'Of this cursed affliction.'
DEREK LANDY
I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you ap...
DEREK LANDY
Valkyrie dialed Skulduggery's number and he picked up. 'Hey,' she said, 'It's me.'
Skulduggery ...
DEREK LANDY
We're not really intruding," he called down. "This is all a big misunderstanding."
"Stop right ...
DEREK LANDY
He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.
DEREK LANDY
How are we going to get out of here?"
"Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan."
"...
DEREK LANDY
Is he all scarred now?”

“Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I...
DEREK LANDY
That's ridiculous. The only point in having enemies is so you can defeat them, kill them, brush them...
DEREK LANDY
What is it?' Stephanie whispered.
'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.'
She...
DEREK LANDY
You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do...
DEREK LANDY
It's not so bad."
Melancholia looked at her. "You're lying."
"I'll get used to it. So will...
DEREK LANDY
You don't treat me like a child."
He smiled. "Of course I do, but you seem to have this ...
DEREK LANDY
Violence?"Skulduggery said. "Violence is never the answer, until it's the only answer.
DEREK LANDY
He could be a butterfly dreaming he's a man."
"Well, he's not. He's a big fat man dreaming he's...
DEREK LANDY
Doran stood on the dais, fists clenched. "All right," he said. "Let's do it, come on. Charge me up."...
DEREK LANDY
Now, before you begin to worry, the section of the gaol that I’m standing in is completely secure....
DEREK LANDY
I wasn't always who I am now. No one ever is. I've spent my entire lifetime becoming who I am. Final...
DEREK LANDY
Stephanie thought about the world she’d grown up in, and how different it was from the world she...
DEREK LANDY
You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know know exactly what that someone has j...
DEREK LANDY
Stephanie: I wouldn't mind a sister either
Tanith: Any chance of that happening?
Stephan...
DEREK LANDY
Wow," she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise."
"You are not easy ...
DEREK LANDY
Cheer up everyone, since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about? -...
DEREK LANDY
She held her sword like she was ready to use it on anyone who got close. Darquesse could see her own...
DEREK LANDY
Her father sagged as relief spread through him. “I thought
something awful was happening.”<...
DEREK LANDY
Every once in a while, I get the urge. You know what I'm talking about, don't you? The urge for dest...
DEREK LANDY
I just want to let you know that I love you all. Even those of you that I don't like; that's you Ber...
DEREK LANDY
Tides do what tides do–they turn.
DEREK LANDY
You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.
DEREK LANDY
Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.
DEREK LANDY
mostly we've had to found ways to amuse ourselves."
"Really?" Valkyrie asked. "Like what?"
DEREK LANDY
If he can't get to the clock, any idea how we deal with this lot?"
"With great care," Donegan s...
DEREK LANDY
Gracious ignored him. "A farmer's daughter, she was, though back then every girl was a farmer's daug...
DEREK LANDY
I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.
DEREK LANDY
Ladies and gentleman," he said over the speakers, "welcome aboard this recently liberated Gulfstream...
DEREK LANDY
Valkyrie patted Fletcher’s arm. “Don’t worry,” she said. “If the bad man comes, I’ll pro...
DEREK LANDY
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
DEREK LANDY
Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby.
"Can it do any tricks yet?"
"I'm sti...
DEREK LANDY
But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat c...
DEREK LANDY
Emergency Valve Regulators," she repeated. "So you do know what your doing?
"Not really," he sa...
DEREK LANDY
I am Detective Inspector Me. This is my partner, Detective Her."
The traffic warden frowned. "H...
DEREK LANDY
He looked at Ghastly. "Thoughts?"
"I want to kill Sanguine," was the first thing Ghastly said. ...
DEREK LANDY
I am what prevents the Accelerator from being a bomb."
"Except you didn't," said Gracious. "Bec...
DEREK LANDY
You're not used to early mornings, are you?"
He shook his head. "Early mornings were invented b...
DEREK LANDY
It was a trap. It was so obviously a trap.

Darquesse smiled.
DEREK LANDY
Every once in a while, I get the urge. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you? The urge for ...
DEREK LANDY
She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's tee...
DEREK LANDY
You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?”
“Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.”<...
DEREK LANDY
Over his shoulder, she saw Skulduggery walk in. "Oh, hell," she muttered.
Wreath's smile reapp...
DEREK LANDY
Tanith frowned. Did people still go on DATES any more? She was sure they did. They probably called i...
DEREK LANDY
Look, this is all very, very weird. Why are you focusing on rumours and urban legends? You haven’t...
DEREK LANDY
Kindness suits you."

"Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.
DEREK LANDY
I'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.'
'My accent?'
DEREK LANDY
Oh, China. How I have missed you.'
'And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my...
DEREK LANDY
You're in a bad mood,' Skulduggery said. 'I understand. I do. You're saying things that you don't re...
DEREK LANDY
Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.
DEREK LANDY
I'm sorry, I don't know what any of you want, or why guns and knives are being waved around, or why ...
DEREK LANDY
That's a shame. I'm sure somebody, somewhere, cares.
DEREK LANDY
Even as she'd been writing it, she wondered if she was using too many exclamation marks, but she was...
DEREK LANDY
It's a very small object to be capable of doing many wonderful things, don't you think?"
"It do...
DEREK LANDY
If you don't see me in five minutes, then I've probably died a brave and heroic death.
DEREK LANDY
What about you?" he asked, his words not much more than a mumble. "Regrets?"

"Many," Skud...
DEREK LANDY
Personally, I thin knees should be kept for the eight or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice s...
DEREK LANDY
Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eighth or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice...
DEREK LANDY
strike from the shadows, disapear into darkness
DEREK LANDY
I wouldn't mind a sister either."
"Any chance of that happening?"
"I can't see what would ...
DEREK LANDY
She's you, without your conscience, or your feelings. She's you without your humanity."
"You're...
DEREK LANDY
Wait, do they even know I'm coming with you?"
"No. But they like surprises. Almost always.
DEREK LANDY
Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, ...
DEREK LANDY
You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just d...
DEREK LANDY
This should be a highlight of the festival. I think it's a unique event in our area.
JEFF LANDY
It was a great day to get a lot of players a chance to play. Now we can focus on getting ready for d...
LANDY FAEDO
I think a lot of folks had not expected them to be back this quickly.
MARK LANDY
If they do negotiate a lower price, they may open themselves up to litigation by essentially concedi...
MARK LANDY
He told me that he would contact me within the next couple of weeks with any information that he can...
JEFF LANDY
That was great pitching from both guys. They're the top two pitchers in the county.
LANDY FAEDO
[MacMillan] has big shoes to fill and he's inheriting a legacy of 20% earnings growth.
MARK LANDY
I would venture that we are now outside of gentlemanly territory,
MARK LANDY
If we hold it when they are practicing in Latrobe, it will be easy for them to come over here for th...
JEFF LANDY
The good thing is they come out every day, work hard and do what's asked. And we're pretty demanding...
LANDY FAEDO
If the deals went to shareholders today, we believe Boston Scientific would prevail.
MARK LANDY
I don't see material upside or downside (for Boston Scientific shares) for the next 12 months.
MARK LANDY
While Johnson & Johnson has the clear technology lead, the risk they run is in setting the price. If...
MARK LANDY
You can't just sit back on your laurels. You have to constantly innovate.
MARK LANDY
He needed a place to practice so someone from those two families told him to come to Mt. Pleasant. T...
JEFF LANDY
We wanted to have just a few categories and make sure we did this right before we got too crazy this...
JEFF LANDY
There's a place in Texas that allows individuals to participate in the parade.
JEFF LANDY
I told my guys before the season that if you win your one-run games then you'll have a great season....
LANDY FAEDO
I was a little concerned. We let two leads get away this week, but Tommy made the pitches and the gu...
LANDY FAEDO
Go out and play consistent, not be good, just consistent. Just make less mistakes and put the ball i...
LANDY FAEDO