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Someone. Everyone. Anyone. No-one. One. One can't be everyone, but there isn't more than one everyone, at the same time. And at the same time no-one can't be someone, but anyone can be one, and also anyone can be a no-one. To sum up - everyone is someone, and any-one becomes a no-one if you divide the one part long enough by every part of every-one, so in conclusion, I have no idea what I’m talking about, basically.


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Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS
I originated a remark many years ago that I think has been copied more than any little thing that Iv...
WILL ROGERS
When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: I joked abo...
WILL ROGERS
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live o...
WILL ROGERS
I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my t...
WILL FERRELL
If you seek Hamilton's monument, look around. You are living in it. We honor Jefferson, but live...
GEORGE WILL
We Americans are the best informed people on earth as to the events of the last twenty-four hours; w...
WILL DURANT
Whenever I see something that looks like it could be good - whether it's on vinyl, CD or cassett...
WILL OLDHAM
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
WILL CUPPY
It's difficult to tell whether people are looking at you because they recognise you from your wo...
WILL POULTER
'Rhye' clearly plays with notions of sexual identity, and it has made a concerted effort to ...
WILL HERMES
They were all talking about this amongst themselves - but it was not something that they shared with...
WILL LEITCH
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter ...
WILL DURST
Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.
WILL ROGERS
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct...
WILL CUPPY
Tons of women would love to have sex with me. I hate the image of black men as promiscuous and unabl...
WILL SMITH
There are feminist analogies in the material. They find their power with and in each other.
WILL SCHEFFER
The Gore campaign clearly wants to start setting the terms of the policy debate after several weeks ...
WILL MARSHALL
It costs ten times more to govern that it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.
WILL ROGERS
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fe...
WILL ROGERS