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George Burns

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I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.
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It 's possible to forgive someone a great deal if he makes you laugh.
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It's possible to forgive someone a great deal if he makes you laugh
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You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
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Someone who can make you laugh is giving you the gift of momentary childhood
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I keep reminding people that an editorial in rhyme is not a song. A good song makes you laugh, it ma...
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I love someone who can make me laugh. And someone who's secure - I think that's sexy.
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You know what, I'm very attracted to someone who makes me laugh and is that charming. Really, I ...
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You deserve someone who you don't mind sharing your world with—someone you can trust in it.
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You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
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He deserves paradise who makes his companions laugh
QURAN
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
ANONYMOUS
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
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If you are unable to laugh, then look for a clown or comedian
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If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?
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The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh
FRIEDRICH VON SCHILLER
The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh.
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If you can make me laugh, my heart is yours! I think there's nothing more attractive than someon...
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If you can have a laugh with someone, you're then in each other's world.
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The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh.
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Love isn't about how long you have known someone, but about someone who makes you smile since you kn...
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If you have a statute, it makes someone who could be inclined to do that to think twice.
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When someone is stalking you because they think you are stalking them, it makes you wonder who reall...
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Be with someone who inspires you and makes you be the best version of yourself.
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Doug Motel makes 'conscious comedy'. He makes me laugh, and he makes me think.
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Being a fiction writer makes you someone who works with irresponsibility.
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A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.
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A laugh is a wonderful thing to give to someone.
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Money makes a man laugh
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A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.
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Make sure you date someone who always makes you want to dance, with or without music.
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Love is what makes you want to cry and laugh at the same time.
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Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh e...
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Love is not an action it's a special feeling shared with someone who makes u feel special and who al...
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I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts... because its the only thing that'll m...
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When you find somebody you love, all the way through, and she loves you—even with your weaknesses,...
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That is the best - to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who lov...
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If you're with someone who makes you happy in your personal life, then you're happy with whe...
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Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
ANONYMOUS
It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike anyone who makes me laugh.
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM
You know, I do not know, I just want to date someone who makes me happy.
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She is someone who pumps you up when you're down. She kind of makes everyone around her play better.
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A true friend makes you laugh when you're carrying a heavy burden in your heart.
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Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
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What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.
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What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at t...
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Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. Go...
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Those who laugh with you when you laugh are acquaintances, those who cry with you when you cry are c...
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It's rare to read a half-hour script that actually makes you laugh,
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The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh
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I never thought of myself as a comedian. That is a label - make me laugh. I want to make you think.
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When you smile at someone, when you say thank you to someone and when you help someone, a small kind...
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The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.
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Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.
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There is always someone who loves you and someone who hates you.
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If someone is trying to share a laugh and you personally do not find it funny, then just move on and...
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Do you think someone who is about to rape you is going to stop and think about a condom?
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The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
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Knowledge makes one laugh, but wealth makes one dance.
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Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?
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An executive is someone who makes a decision quickly and gets somebody else to do the work.
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The madder it makes you, the harder you need to laugh at it.
DESTINY BOOZE
Don't choose someone who's beautiful to the world. Choose someone who makes your world beautiful.
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I look at Messi, and he makes me laugh. A beautiful footballer who is still like a kid. A world supe...
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It is difficult to love someone who loves you, but easy to hate someone who loves you, and love some...
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Fashion is instant. It makes you feel something the second you see it on a body... whether you love ...
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God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.
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Figure out what makes you laugh, and do more of it. Figure out what makes you cry, and do less of it...
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I wanted what most people wanted—love, companionship.
I wanted someone to touch. I wanted som...
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It was good to laugh. I wanted to laugh and laugh and laugh until I laughed myself into becoming som...
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Nothing makes me laugh more than farting.
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The bottom line is, don't order over the Internet. Go to your doctor, get a prescription and then ge...
BILL BURNS
For a split-second, I thought we had a miracle shot. It felt good for a second. As a coach, you alwa...
BILLY BURNS
Drew was huge tonight. We basically have the same group that got us this far last year.
BILLY BURNS
We talked for a brief minute (inside a local pool hall), and I asked (Jackson) what had happened. He...
BILLY BURNS
I get them up and do things with water pistols, PVC piles with a hunk of clay or play dough in it to...
BOB BURNS
The system was capable of huge swings. Dividing Sioux Falls into several single-member districts mad...
BOB BURNS
While we haven't received details from the state AG, the notion that former WorldCom executives comm...
BRAD BURNS
I think management has it in its head that it can run the airline themselves.
BRAD BURNS
Today, our brave military men and women, just as those who have gone before them, stand on alert, se...
CONRAD BURNS
The violin came naturally, and it really fit me. When I picked it up (and placed it under the chin),...
MIRIAM BURNS
Flow gently, sweet Afton, among thy green braes; Flow gently, I'll sing thee a song in thy praise
ROBERT BURNS
Our highly qualified teachers not only work hard, but they care about each and every student that en...
CONRAD BURNS
I'm not sure there is a lot of legislation we can pass ... but we can cut through some red tape,
CONRAD BURNS
There are going to be [year 2000-related] disruptions, but not catastrophic outages. But public reac...
JOHN BURNS
She had been suffering increasing amounts of pain.
CHRIS BURNS
I think we too often make choices based on the safety of cynicism, and what we're lead to is a life ...
KEN BURNS
[County Commissioner J. Bracken Burns estimated that the unknown opponent spent $100,000 on a campai...
SHANNON BURNS
We've got some things on the burner. There's definitely more coming for spring and summer.
DAVID BURNS
One thing I find disturbing is as we move further away from specific historical movements, young peo...
CHRIS BURNS
But to see her was to love her, Love but her, and love forever
ROBERT BURNS
Ah, gentle dames! It gars me greet / To think how mony counsels sweet, / How mony lengthen'd sage ad...
ROBERT BURNS
The best plans of men and mice often go awry
ROBERT BURNS
The best laid schemes o' mice and men Gang aft a-gley; And leave us naught but grief and pain For pr...
ROBERT BURNS
The AP's analysis of health risks posed by industrial pollution across the country is a substantial ...
KATHY BURNS
We must not let our guard down and let our enemy know we have an empty holster, so to speak.
CONRAD BURNS
I suffer from Irish-Catholic guilt. Guilt is a good reality check. It keeps that 'do what makes you ...
EDWARD BURNS
Ah, gentle dames! it gars we greet, To think how mony consels sweet, How mony lengthened, sag...
ROBERT BURNS
Inspiring bold John Barleycorn, What dangers thou canst make us scorn! Wi' tippenny, we fear n...
ROBERT BURNS
Whistle, and I'll come to you, my lad.
ROBERT BURNS
Morality, thou deadly bane,Thy tens o' thousands thou has slain!
ROBERT BURNS
Prudent, cautious self-control Is wisdom's root.
ROBERT BURNS
You shouldn't inflict yourself on the public when your fifteen minutes is up.
PETE BURNS
It's not just Keith. It's all of them.
CINDY BURNS
Had we never lov'd sae kindly,
Had we never lov'd sae blindly,
Never met -- or never parte...
ROBERT BURNS
I believe, however, that impending events will call us and we must respond but where, with whom, and...
JOHN BURNS
We are proud to be the No. 1 most funded film on Indiegogo... and with a totally new property. In a ...
BURNIE BURNS