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Go on till you come to the end; then stop.
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And never, never, dear madam, put 'Wednesday' simply as the date! That way madness lies! LEWIS CARROLL Alice asked the Cheshire Cat, who was sitting in a tree, “What road do I take?” The cat asked, ...
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Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.
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Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--
turn your toes out when you...
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Come back!" the Caterpillar called after her. "I've something important to say."
This sounded p...
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Thy loving smile will surely hail
The love-gift of a fairy tale.
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Do you suppose she's a wildflower?
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Tut, tut, child!" said the Duchess. "Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
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Where should I go?" -Alice. "That depends on where you want to end up." - The Cheshire Cat.
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Tırtıl'la Alice sessizlik içinde bir süre bakıştılar; neden sonra Tırtıl, nargilesinin marp...
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The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
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No wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.
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Yes, that's it! Said the Hatter with a sigh, it's always tea time.
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Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense.
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My dear, here we must run as fast as we can, just to stay in place. And if you wish to go anywhere y...
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To be sure, this is what generally happens when one eats cake; but Alice had got so much into the wa...
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The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
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For you see, so many out-of-the-way things had happened lately, that Alice had begun to think that v...
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If you think we're waxworks," he said, "you ought to pay, you know.Waxworks weren't made to be looke...
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Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'
'That depends a good deal on whe...
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It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
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Little Alice fell
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And thus they give the time, that Nature meant for peaceful sleep and meditative snores, to ceaseles...
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If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there.
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Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes: he only does it to annoy, because he...
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The Unicorn looked dreamily at Alice, and said
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How queer everything is to-day! And yesterday things went on just as usual. I wonder if I've been ch...
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Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to...
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It's a poor sort of memory that only works backward.
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"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The q...
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If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be...
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Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
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I am fond of children--except boys.
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I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
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If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
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That's the reason they're called lessons," the Gryphon remarked: "because they lessen from day to da...
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Off with their heads!
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Courtesy while you're thinking what to say. It saves time.
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No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise
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Oh, 'tis love, 'tis love that makes the world go round
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How doth the little crocodile / Improve his shining tail, / And pour the waters of the Nile,/ On eve...
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But answer came there none - / And this was scarcely odd because / They'd eaten every one.
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She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it)
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I am fond of children - except boys
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"Give your evidence," said the king
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Alice asked the Cheshire Cat, who was sitting in a tree, “What road do I take?”

The c...
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I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir. Because I am not myself, you see?
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Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the bo...
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How puzzling all these changes are! I'm never sure what I'm going to be, from one minute to another.
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Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
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For the snark was a boojum, you see.
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