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The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find
someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It is
futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone
who is capable of significant change; that sort of person
exists only in our imaginations.


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Learning is not attained by chance. It must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.
ABIGAIL ADAMS
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Genius is sorrow's child.
JOHN ADAMS
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
The liberties of our country, the freedom of our civil constitution, are worth defending at all haza...
SAMUEL ADAMS
I am well aware of the Toil and Blood and Treasure, that it will cost Us to maintain this Declaratio...
JOHN ADAMS
I request that they may be considered in confidence, until the members of Congress are fully possess...
JOHN ADAMS
I read my eyes out and cant read half enough. The more one reads the more one sees we have to read.
JOHN ADAMS
I Pray Heaven to Bestow The Best of Blessing on THIS HOUSE, and on All that shall hereafter Inhabit ...
JOHN ADAMS
Courage and perseverance have a magic talisman, before which difficulties and obstacles vanish into ...
JOHN ADAMS
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong i...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, ...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Fear is the foundation of most governments.
JOHN ADAMS
Energy is equal to desire and purpose.
SHERYL ADAMS
This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were un...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Having not said anything the first time, it was somehow even more difficult to broach the subject th...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives.
JOHN ADAMS
No man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on obtaining it.
JOHN ADAMS
But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once los...
JOHN ADAMS
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong i...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a dou...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance as it accumulates in the form of i...
HENRY ADAMS
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existenc...
DOUGLAS ADAMS
The covetous man pines in plenty, like Tantalus up to the chin in water, and yet thirsty.
THOMAS ADAMS
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
DOUGLAS ADAMS
Simply look with perceptive eyes at the world about you, and trust to your own reactions and convict...
ANSEL ADAMS
Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much......
DOUGLAS ADAMS
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not b...
DON ADAMS
We are a breathtakingly alienated people... One of my props is the world's largest underpants. I...
PATCH ADAMS