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Marty Rubin

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
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Love is what makes you want to cry and laugh at the same time.
VALERIE ROSE STERRETT
They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.
KURT COBAIN
You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to m...
SARAH SILVERMAN
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because your all the same
ABDULLAH AHMAD
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because your all the same
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You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
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You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
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If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
ANONYMOUS
Beware of laugh at and laugh with; the only people who laugh at you are the ones who pretend to laug...
VIKRANT PARSAI
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the sta...
TINA FEY
You all laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
JOHN DAVIS
You may laugh at people for what they do, but never laugh at what they are.
VIKRANT PARSAI
Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.
CARL REINER
The gods only laugh when people ask them for money.
JAPANESE PROVERB
You laugh at me becuse I am different. I laugh at you becuse your all the same.
JONATHAN DAVIS
Oh, Mona, we're all damned fools! Some of us just have more fun with it than others. Loosen up, dear...
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You want an elixir for life's drama? Laugh!
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If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
EDWARD W. HOWE
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
EDGAR WATSON HOWE
Good friends laugh at you, laugh with you, but never laugh behind your back.
SARU SINGHAL
It is OK to laugh at others ONLY if you can laugh at yourself, your faults, your imperfections first...
DIANA RAQUEL SAINZ
If you want to make God laugh, pray to him for wealth.
VIKRANT PARSAI
If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there
MARTIN LUTHER
Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?
UNKNOWN
Be who you want to be not what others think you should be.
BILAL SAIF
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
ED HOWE
At the Sahara, the seats are banked and most of the audience is looking down at the stage. Everybody...
BUDDY HACKETT
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
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I want my readers to feel, to think, sometimes to laugh. But most of all I want them to enjoy a good...
AVI
If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans.
IYANLA VANZANT
But you took them for a mockery until they made you forget My remembrance and you used to laugh at t...
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If you want to make people weep, you must weep yourself. If you want to make people laugh, your face...
GIOVANNI JACOPO CASANOVA
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
WOODY ALLEN
I want to make people laugh.
ABBY ELLIOTT
If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?
TIGER WOODS
If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
MARTIN LUTHER
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
SOURCE UNKNOWN
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
ANONYMOUS
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you. Then you win.
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You gotta have a good beat to survive in modern country in general. Everyone wants to feel good, lau...
JON PARDI
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
MAHATMA GANDHI
First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.
MAHATMA GHANDI
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance.
W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance.
WILLIAM SOMERSET MAUGHAM
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
HELEN GIANGREGORIO
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
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I can't wear flat shoes. My feet repel them. I was in agony. My high heels had left my feet bleeding...
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I can't wear flat shoes. My feet repel them. I was in agony. My high heels had left my feet bleeding...
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Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with ...
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Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.
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These are things that give you peace of mind and joy. We want to laugh. We want to revel in somethin...
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When someone falls, don't laugh at them. Help them up. They will pay you back some day.
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I want to wake up with you beside me in the mornings. I want to spend my evenings looking at you acr...
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The audience likes their emotions to be touched. They want to laugh and cry and feel good.
MAGIC JOHNSON
Let them ridicule you, laugh at you, hurt you & ignore you but never let them stop you.
APOORVE DUBEY
They are not all friends who laugh with you.
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You may laugh at a friend's roof; don't laugh at his sleeping accommodation
KENYAN PROVERB
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
NIELS BOHR
... sometimes in life, you either laugh or you cry. And I prefer to laugh.
JIM STOVALL
Laugh not once at one's misfortune for one will laugh twice as much at you later.
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You get to know them, and all about their family, their aches and pains. Sometimes you laugh with th...
HARVEY WOLTER
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh. We'll do whatever it takes.
COLIN MOCHRIE
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
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Laugh till you weep. Weep till there’s nothing left but to laugh at your weeping. In the end it’...
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It's when they want to silence you that you need to be louder! It's when they want to kill you that ...
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Be around people that make you want to be a better person, who make you feel good, make you laugh, a...
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I'm dealing with a lot of scary things. I think you have to react to them. And you either laugh at t...
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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.
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MAYA ANGELOU
They want to let the audience figure things out and let the reaction shot get the laugh.
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When men speak of the future, the Gods laugh.
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The best way to treat obstacles is to use them as stepping-stones. Laugh at them, tread on them, and...
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I didn't like to read, ... I was embarrassed because I didn't want kids to laugh at me, and kids som...
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Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.
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You have to make them laugh and then make them listen.
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Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.
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Laugh and the whole world will laugh with you, Cry and you will cry alone!
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Think crazily, even if others laugh at you. Act bravely, even if you are all alone.
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if you laugh at pain than pain will laugh back so be wise about how you deal with pain
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My children are the reason I laugh, smile and want to get up every morning.
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Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
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Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at
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The great thing about writing fiction is that you can do whatever the fuck you want, go as far as yo...
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When people are doing their utmost to upset you, it's probably best to just laugh at them.
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You can laugh, but I will get the last laugh.
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Tell me where the party is-I want to miss it.
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A few names have survived oblivion. In time, oblivion will have them all.
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A poet is someone who never forgets they were born naked.
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Who gave fire permission to burn?
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The wise oyster stays in its shell.
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Never unite in a cause, only in love.
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Diseases are not cured by giving them a name.
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It doesn't matter what Christ or Buddha said, it matters how they lived.
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There are no ugly things, only ugly thoughts.
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In my mind I lead a phantom's life. My neighbor makes me real.
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The heart is a silent witness.
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More than jealousy or possessiveness pettiness kills love.
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One should dance while one still can.
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The present moment is always the most important. The present moment is the only one.
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The last goose in the column is flying just as high.
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Reinvent yourself. Don't let your past weigh you down.
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The person with an itch can't understand why everyone isn't scratching.
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How wonderful life is! How sad to squander it in bitterness, self-loathing and hate!
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Better to find one thing to live for than a thousand things to be against.
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The water is always deeper than what it reflects.
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The most important truths are those which sustain us in our daily lives.
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Life only wants us to be happy. We impose these burdens on ourselves.
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Read history and go mad.
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All belief is a form of voluntary madness.
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My ideal journey: set out early and never arrive.
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If you can feel it why do you need the words?
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When the train stays on the tracks you don't ask why.
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The deep roots never doubt spring will come.
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The thread connecting one person, one event, to another exists only in the imagination.
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What we write should surprise us, the way life surprises us.
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Better Old King Cole and his merry soul than a hundred Franz Kafkas.
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A long leash is not freedom.
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Be unprepared, that's my motto. Be unprepared, and let life overwhelm you.
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To avoid starvation is the only excuse for working.
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It's indifference that breaks hearts, not love.
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You need fire, conviction, to write. You can't write out of indifference.
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Parrots mimic their owners. Their owners consider that a sign of intelligence.
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Morality is what the queen expects from the hive, not from herself.
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May your wants be few and your pleasures many.
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Civilizations grow old and die right in front of our eyes.
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One shouldn't be labelled a cynic just because one refuses to believe in fairy tales.
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Homer was a true poet. He made the gods ridiculous.
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What would beauty be if the whole world were blind?
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The hammer never complains of the noise.
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Everyone I meet wants to give me directions, but I'm not lost.
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The mystic: just another sleepwalker dreaming he's awake.
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If you believe in winners and losers you're one of the losers.
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The leaves on the water, the fog under the bridge. That's what I believe in.
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One writes primarily to free oneself from oneself.
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The sun is my wine.
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A basket of ripe fruit is holier than any prayer book.
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Even the oldest trees aren't ashamed to stand naked.
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Seekers, what are you seeking? Why aren't you happy just to be alive?
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I know how to make myself happy, but I don't know how to make you happy.
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Dance is the art closest to nature.
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You can't judge the present by the past. Each day is different, and you live it differently.
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Beauty is everywhere you look, but you have to look.
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It's better to do things you like than to think about what you don't like.
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One should approach life as one approaches a lover-naked.
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Talking with someone I like is my idea of fun.
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The pain you hide leaves the deepest scars.
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If my hand on yours trembles it's because bodies never lie.
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A little bit of affection goes a long way toward reconciling one with the world.
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With the right kind of touch, sour apples turn sweet again.
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All explanations tend to be self-serving.
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Growing old and cheerful means learning to live with all the contradictions.
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Anything but loving is petty.
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All talk is small talk.
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The slope contains many wonders not found at the summit.
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Another person: a door you can't enter, even by knocking.
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If you're in the fault-finding business you'll find me full of faults.
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Don't let money or the lack of it rule your life.
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Disappointments pile up. Then you have to throw them out with the rest of the trash.
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The predictions of false prophets always come true.
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Propriety is a poor substitute for desire.
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Boredom is the price one pays for not enjoying everything.
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It is better to develop hobbies and interests than to have ideas about things.
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If you're in a hurry, don't go!
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Better to live like a wild animal than a household pet.
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You don't know how to live. You live.
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Know yourself? Why not forget yourself instead?
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People are intelligent; it is their ideas that are stupid.
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One is never wounded by the love one gives, only by the love one expects.
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First one tells a lie; then one believes it; then one becomes it.
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Intellectualism is trivial compared to affairs of the heart.
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You can spit on a rose, but it's still a rose.
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It's stupid not to act stupid sometimes.
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Cities get built out of poet's dreams.
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Read the philosophers and go mad.
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In spring, the snow must go; in fall, the leaves can't stay.
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The poem defies gravity.
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Destiny is the name we give to the strange way our lives turn out.
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If you follow the rules, it's your own fault.
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Indifference to ideas is a sign of good health.
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You can't dissect a dream without killing it.
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The healthiest kind of love leaves room for indifference.
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You need spirit, fire, to write. You can't write out of indifference.
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I feel a vast indifference toward everything that is not love.
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In love there are two things: giving pleasure and receiving it.
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It felt so amazing to be alive I could never think of anything else.
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The real miracle in human life is having emotions, being able to feel things.
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If you think happiness is a rare bird you won't see much of it.
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On the blank page all things are possible.
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When an audience shares your prejudices you can always count on their applause.
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When you stop seeing your weaknesses as weaknesses you will overcome them.
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cynicism springs from disappointments in love.
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Civilization is a scheme to hide nakedness.
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A poet is someone who never forgets that they were born naked.
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No belief runs more counter to experience than the belief in a benevolent god.
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It's not the wound that teaches, but the healing.
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Solitude is where one discovers one is not alone.
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Poets create gods, philosophers destroy them.
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What is good is what feels good, and what is bad is what feels bad.
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The angel in me loves the devil in me.
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Appreciation, not possession, makes a thing ours.
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Al other creatures use their intelligence to survive. We use ours to destroy ourselves.
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Be unprepared, that's my motto. Let life surprise you.
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A puzzle with a solution is a game. A puzzle without a solution is a work of art.
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I can never conceive of yesterday as being anything but behind me.
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We're the slaves of our bodies. We don't have to be the slaves of our minds.
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The way to my heart is through your heart.
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The aphorist writes in the gap between poetry and philosophy.
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To keep a warm heart in winter is the real victory.
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Knowledge is just a foundation. The whole point of a foundation is to build on it.
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The people who enlighten us are the ones who tell us their secrets.
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What can be labeled, packaged, mass produced is neither truth nor art.
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Optimists think badly, but live well.
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The only way to live well is to feel intensely.
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Sing, laugh and be merry because today you're alive.
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When you enjoy a thought or activity, it's irrelevant whether it's meaningful or not.
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Never be content with your work, your relationships, your life. That's the stupid advice philosopher...
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The beauty of this day doesn't depend on its lasting forever.
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Ages and epochs belong to Time. Only the fleeting moment is eternal.
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You can quarrel with a person's ideas, but not with their experience.
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What I dread most: having opinions.
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The wind was never angry, the rain was never sad.
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My advice to you is to dance while you still can.
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The poet strips naked. The philosopher takes notes.
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One should show one's scars, not hide them.
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One quick glance in the mirror is enough for a lifetime.
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We are fighting now to save that endangered species-the individual.
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Novelists invent characters; poets invent themselves.
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The moon has seen many a theory come and go.
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Pretending is one of our greatest pleasures. But you have to know you're pretending.
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We all live partially in reality and partially in a world of make-believe.
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It never ceases to amaze me: the things people care about.
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No one tells the truth about indifference. Indifference is the next best thing to love.
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You can always count on God to do nothing.
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Sometimes being indifferent solves everything.
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The real blessings come without our asking or even knowing what they are.
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The waterfall winks at every passerby.
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Love hates to be cross-examined. Question love, and it runs away.
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It is dependency, not familiarity, that breeds contempt.
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The lifting of an arm or leg is magic.
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Freedom is what you do; circumstance is what happens to you.
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Speed-the illusion that one is getting somewhere.
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Feelings of superiority always stem from an illusion.
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If there's an easier, more efficient way to do something, trust a lazy person to find it.
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No one is more beautiful to me than a person who's easy to talk to.
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You don't need a reason to sing.
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What you do to kill time is your real work.
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The wild ivy grows wherever it pleases.
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The greatest mystery of all: tomorrow.
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Words of the hero: "I am my fate.
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Mirrors: they show you what you lack, not what you have.
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It is no small thing to feel the warmth of the sun on your skin.
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Events are singular, interpretations plural.
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Money isn't everything but you'll never convince money.
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Leisure isn't always relaxation and it's relaxation that counts.
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Leisure is not always relaxation and it is relaxation that counts.
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The aphorism-that uneasy compromise between poetry and philosophy.
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A fool who cursed the sun was surprised to see it still shining.
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Even the faded flower denies nothingness.
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All extreme opinions consume themselves.
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The answer to every 'why' is to ignore it.
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When a thing becomes indispensable it's time to give it up.
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The solution I always found was to go on living.
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Where the signposts end, the trail begins.
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I have no resentments, no complaints, no ax to grind. I simply feel what I feel and do what I do.
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Mist around a mountain: all reality is there.
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Freedom is the kite's response to the wind.
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The earth keeps turning but it never says why.
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I don't try to explain or justify my actions. I simply do what I do.
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Philosophers console themselves with explanations.
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Ignorance is relatively easy to cure; stupidity is much harder.
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Ignorance is relatively easy to overcome; stupidity is much harder.
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Fine words have the power to make even the stupidest person sound intelligent.
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To know your soul is your own, that's what counts.
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One is born an individual; one becomes a statistic.
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The new radical ideas will soon be the old radical ideas.
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Every pundit who exhorts you to "think for yourself" really wants you to think like them.
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Dissatisfaction: the feeling that something is missing when nothing is missing.
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Whatever we may be or not be to others, to ourselves we are always just ourselves.
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Life goes nowhere. We are the ones who have tried to get somewhere and made a mess of life.
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An avalanche doesn't look back at the damage it causes.
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