There is something poignantly pathetic in the picture of this valiant fighter—this arrogant ja-sager—this foe of men, gods and devils—being nursed and coddled like a little child. His old fierce pride and courage disappeared and he became docile and gentle. “You and I, my sister—we are happy!” he would say, and then his hand would slip out from his coverings and clasp that of the tender and faithful Lisbeth. Once she mentioned Wagner to him. “Den habe ich sehr geliebt!“ he said. All his old fighting spirit was gone. He remembered only the glad days and the dreams of his youth.
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MENCKEN Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? H. L. MENCKEN It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common hones... H. L. MENCKEN The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. H. L. MENCKEN A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier. H. L. MENCKEN Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. H. L. MENCKEN The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as s... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are goo... H. L. MENCKEN Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another H. L. MENCKEN Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the nose, and another hanging on... H. L. MENCKEN Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. H. L. MENCKEN The worshiper is the father of the gods. H. L. MENCKEN We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect... H. L. MENCKEN Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution. H. L. MENCKEN Historian: an unsuccessful novelist. H. L. MENCKEN Immortality is the condition of a dead man who doesn't believe he is dead. H. L. MENCKEN Alimony: the ransom the happy pay to the devil. H. L. MENCKEN A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents. H. L. MENCKEN Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses. H. L. MENCKEN Wife: a former sweetheart. H. L. MENCKEN The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but in the forties he is at... H. L. MENCKEN New York: A third-rate Babylon. H. L. MENCKEN Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing. H. L. MENCKEN Any man who, having a child or children he can't support, proceeds to have another should be sterili... H. L. MENCKEN And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks anything that is unusual. Scho... H. L. MENCKEN If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United St... H. L. MENCKEN Adultery is the application of democracy to love. H. L. MENCKEN Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN No man could bring himself to reveal his true character, and, above all, his true limitations as a c... H. L. MENCKEN School-days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are full of du... H. L. MENCKEN The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all: it is simply to reduce as many in... H. L. MENCKEN There are two kinds of books. Those that no one reads and those that no one ought to read. H. L. MENCKEN There are people who read too much: bibliobibuli. I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as ... H. L. MENCKEN Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just afte... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN Follow the rule of holes; if you are in one, stop digging. HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself. H. L. MENCKEN Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. H. L. MENCKEN A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the... HENRY LOUIS MENCKEN