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There were guns on the coffee table. Like, a lot of them, broken out on cloths, being cleaned, leaned against a nearby chair, where a large equipment bag waited to receive them. Karrin's favorite little Belgian carbine was there, along with what looked like a couple of space guns. "New toys?" I asked.

"I'm a girl, Harry," she said, rather smugly. "I accessorize."

"Is that a bazooka?"

"No," she said. "That is an AT4 rocket launcher. Way better than a bazooka."

"In case we have to hunt dinosaurs?" I asked.

"The right took for the right job," she answered.

"Can I play with it?


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Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.
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Mister didn't come with me on cases, being above such trivial matters, but he found me pleasant comp...
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I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating.
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Da. This is going very well already."

Thomas barked out a laugh. "There are seven of us a...
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If I need you I'll give you a signal.'
'What signal?'
'I'll imitate the scream of a terrif...
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Have you ever felt despair? Absolute hopelessness? Have you ever stood in the darkness and known, de...
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I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.
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Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now.
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I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.
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It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.
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Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.
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But I don't understand God. I don't understand how he could see the way people treat one another, an...
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Her father had always said that a man could be fairly judged by the quality of his allies and that o...
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It isn't good to hold on too hard to the past. You can't spend your whole life looking back. Not eve...
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Science, the largest religion of the twentieth century, had become somewhat tarnished by images of e...
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I’ve often wished that I had some suave and socially acceptable hobby that I could fall back on in...
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Many things are not as they seem: The worst things in life never are.
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There are old swordsmen and bold swordsmen. But few old, bold swordsmen.
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The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.
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There’s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or mor...
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Ack!" I said.

Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.
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I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' h...
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Come with me if you want to live.
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It always shocked me how you could understand so many things and be such a complete idiot about so m...
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It's one of the things that makes us different than they are, Harry. The blood on their hands does n...
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I am the foremost collector of velvet Elvii in the city of Chicago," I said at once.

"El...
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Do you really think you can win?'
'Yeah. Hell, Ortega is only the third or fourth most disturbi...
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Holy shit," I breathed. "Hellhounds."
"Harry," Michael said sternly. "You know I hate it when y...
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Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"

Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . p...
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