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George Carlin

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Theres no way to be successful
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Theres no competition in DESTINY. Run your own RACE and wish others WELL!!!
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He who spends time regretting the past loses the present and risks the future
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The past, the present, the future: migration is what matters.
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If theres one thing I can't stand, it's my brother's finger nails!
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If theres one thing I can't stand, it's my brother's finger nails!
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Midnight's the only time where you can be both in the past, present, and future.
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Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.
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Invent a past for the present.
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Fortunately for children, the uncertainties of the present always give way to the enchanted possibil...
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Recognize your history, in the present, to know your future.
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I live for the present always. I accept this risk. I don't deny the past, but it's a page to turn.
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Most of your reactions are echoes from the past.
You do not really live in the present.
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The museum would have one foot in the past and one foot in the present.
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We can only be HAPPY in the present. Not. In the Past. Or. The Future.
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The past exists only in our memories, the future only in our plans. The present is our only reality.
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Assuming theres insurance, there would be no reason not to carry on, ... This just pushes us back on...
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In the present, there is only the here and now.
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If we open a quarrel between the past and the present, we shall find that we have lost the future
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There is no future in spending the present worrying about the past.
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Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is what comics do, stand the ...
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The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elect...
GEORGE CARLIN
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of you...
GEORGE CARLIN
Religion is just mind control
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth
GEORGE CARLIN
Everything beeps now
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I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people
GEORGE CARLIN
When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or ...
GEORGE CARLIN
What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30 years,>Read People Magazine your...
GEORGE CARLIN
Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.
GEORGE CARLIN
Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage. I've always written in the long ...
GEORGE CARLIN
If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else
GEORGE CARLIN
I don't vote. Two reasons. First of all it's meaningless; this country was bought and sold a long ti...
GEORGE CARLIN
He had a sort of pain that was fairly evident.
GEORGE CARLIN
Rich White Men Don't Care About Poor Black People
GEORGE CARLIN
You get to play with people's little danger zones.
GEORGE CARLIN
'We hope you enjoy your stay in Chicago or wherever your final destination may be.' All destinations...
GEORGE CARLIN
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
GEORGE CARLIN
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it d...
GEORGE CARLIN
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans
GEORGE CARLIN
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. ...
GEORGE CARLIN