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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.


Ambrose Bierce

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VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.They say that hens do cackle loudes...
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Now they have a riddle.

- Criminal Minds
DEYTH BANGER
And what do they want!?
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We also have people who buy laying hens to raise their own eggs. They taste a lot better than the on...
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Reasons... questions... what they have in common?

- All get finded in the hard way.
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They say miracles are past.
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They say I'm a revolutionary, but they're all wrong.
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In radio, they say, nothing happens until the announcer says it happens.
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You know how when people lose their grandma or grandpa, people they say they're sorry? They do m...
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People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is wh...
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Millions of people acknowledge today that they do not know the meaning of life.
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It's a lot of nothing. They already have the authority to do what they say they want to do.
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My immediate concern is the eggs are being laid shortly. They should hatch sometime next month. I ho...
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Don't trust everyone, especially if they say, 'Trust me.'
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I'm trying to adapt - they say you have to adapt to vertigo.
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Some women flirt more with what they say, and some with what they do.
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It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.
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I'm very ticklish. They say being tickled is a form of torture.
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I'm not big on the pasty because they say the pastry in the pasty can bring on indigestion.
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When I go out on stage I like to be aware that there are a lot of women there. They are generally th...
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They are ill discoverers that think there is no land when they see nothing but sea.
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Life takes action. Pessimists say it can't be done so they do nothing. Optimists say it will be done...
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There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.
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They say we are Almost as like as eggs. -The Winter's Tale. Act i. Sc. 2.
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Love and eggs are best when they are fresh
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Blessed are they that have nothing to say, and who cannot be persuaded to say it
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Blessed are they that have nothing to say, and who cannot be persuaded to say it
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There are times when silence has the loudest voice.
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There is nothing they can do about it.
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As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they that have least with are the greatest babblers.
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As empty vessels make the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest blabbers.
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An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.
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They told us there was nothing they could do.
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There are times when silence has the loudest voice
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Only field scouting can verify whether eggs were laid in a field or not.
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They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong.
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They say President Wilson has blundered. Perhaps he has, but I notice he usually blunders forward.
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They say Afghanistan is the worst country for a girl to be born. Hogwash!
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They say the camera never lies. It lies every day.
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They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.
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They are ill discoverers that think there is no land when they can see nothing but sea.
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Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in th...
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I wouldn't say it's the loudest
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They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.
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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
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What you do, say, and have reveal who you are.
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They have no work. They have nothing to do. Put yourself in their place.
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PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovide...
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BOUNTY, n. The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he ...
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EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.
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ROBBER, n. A candid man of affairs. It is related of Voltaire that one night he and some traveling c...
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
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LUNARIAN, n. An inhabitant of the moon, as distinguished from Lunatic, one whom the moon inhabits. T...
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WINE, n. Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum."...
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QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own...
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Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property su...
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ARRAYED, pp. Drawn up and given an orderly disposition, as a rioter hanged to a lamppost.
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PREDILECTION, n. The preparatory stage of disillusion.
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Pitted against hard drinking Christians the abstemious Mahometans go down like grass before the scyt...
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
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UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
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From the vast, invisible ocean of moonlight overhead fell, here and here, a slender, broken stream t...
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.
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Edible. Good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pi...
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Consult. To seek another's approval of a course already decided on.
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Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
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Deliberation. The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
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PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.
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Admiration; is our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Optimism. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.
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Wit. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
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To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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Consul. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is give...
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Forgetfulness. A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscien...
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
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To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
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Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Rom...
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Genealogy. An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his o...
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Woman absent is woman dead.
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DIPLOMACY, n. Lying in state, or the patriotic art of lying for one's country.
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Calamities are of two kinds. Misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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YANKEE, n. In Europe, an American. In the Northern States of our Union, a New Englander. In the So...
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Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
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Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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