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This Arthur Dent," comes the cry from the furthest reaches of the galaxy, and has even now been found inscribed on a mysterious deep space probe thought to originate from an alien galaxy at a distance too hideous to contemplate, "what is he, man or mouse? Is he interested in nothing more than tea and the wider issues of life? Has he no spirit? has he no passion? Does he not, to put it in a nutshell, fuck?


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The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of
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Infin...
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I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a mon...
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I'm a scientist and I know what constitutes proof. But the reason I call myself by my childhood name...
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I guess when [novels] started, most early novels were just sort of pornography: Apparently, most med...
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Watch?? I'm gonna pray, Man! Know any good religions?
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Ford? There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for 'Ha...
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Some say that the universe is made so that when we are about to understand it, it changes into somet...
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And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man ...
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Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between differ...
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What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water!
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Zaphod felt he was teetering on the edge of madness and wondered if he shouldn't just jump over and ...
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Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according t...
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Share and Enjoy' is the company motto of the hugely successful Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Compla...
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Now, the invention of the scientific method and science is, I'm sure we'll all agree, the most power...
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One of the extraordinary things about life is the sort of places it's prepared to put up with living...
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You know,' he said, sitting back, reflectively, 'it's at times like this that you kind of wonder if ...
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He had got himself a life. Now he had to find a purpose in it.
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A beach house isn't just real estate. It's a state of mind.
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I begged her, 'Please don't leave me stranded in the middle of some primitive zarking forest with no...
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What was the self-sacrifice?"
I jettisoned half of a much-loved and I think irreplaceable pair ...
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Ah, thank you,' said Ford. He and Arthur took their jynnan tonnyx. Arthur sipped his, and was surpri...
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He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his wor...
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There were three of them, three police cars left askew across the road in a way that transcended mer...
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But for a moment Dirk had a sense of inifinite loss and sadness that somewhere among the frenzy of i...
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When the girl sitting at the next table looked away from a moment, Dirk leaned over and took her cof...
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Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of bric...
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The idea was fantastically, wildly improbable. But like most fantastically, wildly improbable ideas ...
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Yes, it is true that sometimes unusually intelligent and sensitive children can appear to be stupid....
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But the reason I call myself by my childhood name is to remind myself that a scientist must also be ...
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Well, let us say inexplicable. There is no point in using the word "impossible" to describe somethin...
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Zaphod did not want to tangle with them and, deciding that just as discretion is the better part of ...
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You barbarians!' he yelled. 'I'll sue the council for every penny it's got! I'll have you hung, draw...
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Look at a book. A book is the right size to be a book. They're solar-powered. If you drop them, ...
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The longest and most destructive party ever held is now into its fourth generation and still no one ...
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A doctor, a logician and a marine biologist had also just arrived, flown in at phenomenal expense fr...
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Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.
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A cup of tea would restore my normality."

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There is no point in using the word 'impossible' to describe something that has clearly happened.
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I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tel...
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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may ...
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The car shot forward straight into the circle of light, and suddenly Arthur had a fairly clear idea ...
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In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitch-Hiker's ...
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The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each ...
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One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my entire body surgically remove...
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Life...is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy , and has a few pips in it, and some folks have...
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Come on, insisted Zaphod, I've found a way in.
In? said Arthur in horror.
Into the interior of...
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I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
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Dreams are like stars...you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your ...
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to under...
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It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, a...
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Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil.
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