Though it's fearful, Though it's deep, though it's dark And though you may lose the path, Though you may encounter wolves, You can't just act, You have to listen. you can't just act, You have to think. Though it's dark, There are always wolves, There are always spells, There are always beans, Or a giant dwells there. So into the woods you go again, You have to every now and then. Into the woods, no telling when, Be ready for the journey. Into the woods, but not too fast or what you wish, you lose at last. Into the woods, but mind the past. Into the woods, but mind the future. Into the woods, but not to stray, Or tempt the wolf, or steal from the giant-- The way is dark, The light is dim, But now there's you, me, her, and him. The chances look small, The choices look grim, But everything you learn there Will help when you return there. The light is getting dimmer.. I think I see a glimmer-- Into the woods--you have to grope, But that's the way you learn to cope. Into the woods to find there's hope Of getting through the journey. Into the woods, each time you go, There's more to learn of what you know. Into the woods, but not too slow-- Into the woods, it's nearing midnight-- Into the woods to mind the wolf, To heed the witch, to honor the giant, To mind, to heed, to find, to think, to teach, to join, to go to the Festival! Into the woods, Into the woods, Into the woods, Then out of the woods-- And happy ever after!
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STEPHEN KING never's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh. STEPHEN KING We all float down here! STEPHEN KING Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter. STEPHEN KING God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live. STEPHEN KING That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery. STEPHEN KING I do have one slightly crooked wheel upstairs, but everything else is ticking along just four-o, tha... STEPHEN KING I am a lover of truth, a worshiper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and t... STEPHEN FRY Eagles rarely fail to catch their prey. They usually kill it quickly by breaking its neck with their... STEPHEN KINZER Film schools didn't exist when I was growing up. I learned by working with clever people. Good w... STEPHEN FREARS I'm an adrenaline junkie. I love climbing crazy trees or cliffs, which doesn't make my mom v... STEPHEN COLLETTI Compromise is a stalling between two fools. STEPHEN FRY In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degr... STEPHEN COVEY The aim of this rise is to cause consumers to stop spending and borrowing and it will work in that d... STEPHEN KOUKOULAS I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, may... STEPHEN WRIGHT Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't STEPHEN LEACOCK I'm always worried with the consensus being unambiguously strong and unrelenting in the view they ho... STEPHEN KOUKOULAS The Colbert Report STEPHEN COLBERT