◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦ try SpankViral.com daily viral videos

Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had vinegar added to it and were placed in a refrigerator for several hours.


Lemony Snicket

Follow: KnowYourQuote on Twitter

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You
Watch Cartoons Online Free. Visit and Bookmark: ItSaturday.com!

Related

It was kind of a hot and cold day, ... It was very hot, as I hit the ball within a foot of the hole ...
TOM WATSON
When placed in God's hands, life is like a chocolate cake: Take something bitter, something dry, so...
UNKNOWN
It was kind of a hot and cold day,
TOM WATSON
Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic...
BILL WATTERSON
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.
JOANNE HARRIS
As I'm sure you know, whenever you are examining someone else's belongings, you are bound to learn m...
LEMONY SNICKET
I had no time for romance. I turned away from the window, from the wintry sun, crossed through the r...
BOB DYLAN
Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family...
LEMONY SNICKET
It was cold out there, bitter, biting, cutting, piercing, hyperborean, marmoreal cold, and there wer...
CHARLES KURALT
It was cold out there, bitter, biting, cutting, piercing, hyperborean, marmoreal cold, and there wer...
CHARLES KURALT
If one swallows a cup of chocolate only three hours after a copious lunch, everything will be perfec...
JEAN-ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN
People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to ...
JOHN JAY CHAPMAN
People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dr...
JOHN JAY CHAPMAN
What I love is Mexican hot chocolate, like a spicy hot chocolate - adding cayenne pepper to the Hers...
KIMBERLY WILLIAMS-PAISLEY
It was very dry and very hot (this summer). Last year, it was rainy and cold, and who wants to swim ...
DAVID WRIGHT
Will power;Is the power to become hot in a very cold circumstance & also become cold in a very hot c...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
If you have read this far in the chronicle of the Baudelaire orphans - and I certainly hope you have...
LEMONY SNICKET
By convention sweet and by convention bitter, by convention hot, by convention cold, by convention c...
DEMOCRITUS
My favorite thing about the holiday season is the lights! I love walking around with family, friends...
CAROLINE SUNSHINE
If it's not messy and it doesn't drip over the sides, it's not a holiday hot chocolate -...
ALEX GUARNASCHELLI
Things sit on the counter too long. If it's hot food, keep it hot. If it's cold, keep it cold.
LOIS ILLICK
Even in winter, the cold isn't always bitter, and not every day is cruel.
JIM BUTCHER
Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword
Kit Snicket (a series of un...
LEMONY SNICKET
(When) King gets hot, I'm cold. (When) Foster gets cold, I'm hot. We're a trio.
JEREMY ATKINSON
A cup of cold Adam from the next purling stream.
TOM BROWN
Leo: “I can’t believe I thought you were hot.”
Khione’s face turned red. “Hot? You d...
RICK RIORDAN
His anger was as great as mine, but hot where mine was cold.
JOHN CHRISTOPHER
He could see Bonzo's anger growing hot. Hot anger was bad. Ender's anger was cold, and he could use ...
ORSON SCOTT CARD
St Agnes' Eve--Ah, bitter chill it was! The owl, for all his feathers, was a-cold.
JOHN KEATS
Some of the girls who didn't eat cereal, would just raid the fridge in the morning, ... One had a br...
BRUCE BARTON
There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ...
DWIGHT W. HAYES
I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you.
SARAH J. MAAS
You do what you love, what you need
SARAH J. MAAS
You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain...
SARAH J. MAAS
Hodor," said Hodor.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
She made a fence of phrases, which seemed a treachery to herself.
ELIZABETH TAYLOR
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's...
MO WILLEMS
The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison
SARAH J. MAAS
I turned.
Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere...
SARAH J. MAAS
We are blowing hot and cold at the moment and hopefully it will be one of our hot spells tonight.
GEZ BAGGOTT
Only fools wait, and only tools bait.
CRE
Sitting in my favorite coffeehouse with a new notebook and a hot cup of java is my idea of Heaven.
LIBBA BRAY
The sophisticated Swann Lounge in the Four Seasons Hotel serves hot chocolate in two teapots, one fi...
BARBARA FAIRCHILD
I try to eat as near perfect as possible, but once in a while I eat for my taste buds. For example, ...
DAVID H. MURDOCK
For a cup brimful of sweet water cannot spill even one drop of bitter water, however suddenly jolted...
AMY CARMICHAEL
The potential hot tomato of today can turn into the cold pop tart of tomorrow, and I know that.
DIANE LANE
They almost burnt me with a Marlboro or something. They threw hot coffee on my leg. Or maybe it was ...
COREY DILLON
Hot chocolate here is an intense chocolate indulgence. Enjoy it with one of chef Maury Rubin's homem...
BARBARA FAIRCHILD
We got hot there. And then we went cold again.
CHARLIE REPPEL
We're a hot and cold team. I tell the girls the free throw line can be your friend or your enemy. To...
BRENDA STEFIN
Bed rest and a large steaming mug of hot chocolate. I always find that cheers me up.
J.K. ROWLING
You're still lovely," Mor said a bit gently.
Elain offered a half smile. "I suppose that war m...
SARAH J. MAAS
A lie, as you probably know, has a taste all its own. Blocky and bitter and never quite right, like ...
JODI PICOULT
People have cravings for literature just as they do for bars of chocolate, fizzy drinks or all the o...
XAVIER CHAMBON
There is no problem on earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.
JASPER FFORDE
As tempting as it may be in the cold months of winter, avoid hot water. Hot water strips the skin of...
FIQUET BAILEY
When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice.
APURVA GAGLANI
If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS...
Whatever one of us asked the other to do - it was assumed the asker would weigh all the consequences...
SHELDON VANAUKEN
A rich steam rose and he took a sip. Sweetness flooded his tongue, followed by cream, sugar, spices,...
LAURA MADELEINE
If your cup seems too bitter, if your burden seems to heavy, be sure that it is the wounded hand tha...
SOURCE UNKNOWN
Is that your subtle way of saying you missed me last week?"

"I've missed my hot chocolate...
KASIE WEST
A cup of hot wine with not a drop of allaying Tiber in 't. -Coriolanus. Act ii. Sc. 1.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
The summer of 1976 was so hot that bars of chocolate melted on the shelves before confectioners coul...
CLIVE SINCLAIR
I felt pretty good most of the year. I had a few hot and cold streaks, but for the most part I felt ...
ERIC MUNSON
Hot funk, cold punk, even if it's old junk, it's still rock and roll to me.
BILLY JOEL
It's a Goldilocks economy - not too hot, not too cold.
DAVID LITTMAN
Jellies are to cold cookery what consommes and stock are to hot. If anything, the former are perhaps...
AUGUSTE ESCOFFIER
Sometimes you get streaks in a game. Cold and hot streaks and I think we just found that streak and ...
ANDREI KIRILENKO
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything
BILLY GRAHAM
It's a Goldilocks economy - not too hot, not too cold,
DAVID LITTMAN
My fix is a big piece of chocolate layered cake, my mom's recipe for old-fashioned chocolate cream p...
ANNE BYRN
People feel overloaded, that politics has become kind of a public utility: hot- and cold-running pol...
RICHARD BEN CRAMER
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
UNKNOWN
We're trying to build stories that come from smaller things. There's one show where Chris gets into ...
ALI LEROI
History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
A lot of teenagers write to me and say "I want to write a book. I want to get published." And those ...
MAUREEN JOHNSON
When I was alone, I lived on eggplant, the stove top cook's strongest ally. I fried it and stewe...
LAURIE COLWIN
(All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON
I felt a numb shock as I drove home anxious to get my chocolate flowers and wondering how my mother ...
JORI NUNES
We were packed outside today, as cold as it is.
CINDI NICHOLSON
A hot bath! I cry, as I sit down in it! Again as I lie flat, a hot bath! How exquisite a pleasure, h...
ROSE MACAULAY
Being cold is not debilitating. We learned that from the Eskimos. They could be cold, and they could...
BUD GRANT
This race is never grateful: from the first, One fills their cup at supper with pure wine, Which bac...
ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING
Kehidupan perempuan itu sembilan bagian kacau dan satu bagian ajaib, kau akan segera mengetahuinya.....
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
Jaime smiled knowingly. Men will read all sorts of things into a knowing smile if you let them.
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
We had a very good first day, but today is just hot.
KAREN OLSON
It was that time of year when it could be hot or cold from day to day; it was neither summer nor fal...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER
It (mercury) could be taken internally, for example: one eighteenth-century recipe called for mixing...
PETER LEWIS ALLEN
June would always be Charlotte's favorite month on Quinnipeague. She loved the frothy roil of the se...
BARBARA DELINSKY
I'm a chocoholic. I need chocolate every day, like one little piece of Droste. I'm not into ...
DEBI MAZAR
It (mercury) could be taken internally, for example: one eighteenth-century recipe called for mixing...
PETER LEWIS ALLEN
When fire meets anything cold, it makes it hot
SOTONYE ANGA
I want to share this bed with you, though," I breathed. "I want you to hold me."
Stars flicker...
SARAH J. MAAS
Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--ha...
THOMAS PYNCHON
It was horrible -- hot in the summer, cold in the winter, and mud everywhere. If they are considerin...
CRAIG HANEY
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.
GEORGE ORWELL

More Lemony Snicket

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.
LEMONY SNICKET
The sea is nothing but a library of all the tears in history.
LEMONY SNICKET
Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.
LEMONY SNICKET
In most cases, the best strategy for a job interview is to be fairly honest, because the worst thing...
LEMONY SNICKET
Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something
LEMONY SNICKET
One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and so...
LEMONY SNICKET
Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that hav...
LEMONY SNICKET
Entertaining a notion, like entertaining a baby cousin or entertaining a pack of hyenas, is a danger...
LEMONY SNICKET
A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is...
LEMONY SNICKET
There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into ...
LEMONY SNICKET
A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking b...
LEMONY SNICKET
Criminals should be punished, not fed pastries.
LEMONY SNICKET
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal ...
LEMONY SNICKET
Some of the bravest and most resourceful people in the world have come to bad ends
LEMONY SNICKET
Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that th...
LEMONY SNICKET
It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.
LEMONY SNICKET
If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part...
LEMONY SNICKET
Whenever you are examining someone else's belongings, you are bound to learn many interesting things...
LEMONY SNICKET
To hear the phrase "our only hope" always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope ...
LEMONY SNICKET
Desperate times call for desperate measures" is an aphorism which here means "sometimes you need to ...
LEMONY SNICKET
Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of "systematically ...
LEMONY SNICKET
Grief, a type of sadness that most often occurs when you have lost someone you love, is a sneaky thi...
LEMONY SNICKET
We weren't friends[...]We were more like jigsaw pieces, each of us part of the same big picture. The...
LEMONY SNICKET
I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where we once were so clo...
LEMONY SNICKET
It is never seven that you count to, before you do something difficult. It is never at the count of ...
LEMONY SNICKET
There are some secrets you want to keep to yourself, even if they don't matter. They might only matt...
LEMONY SNICKET
It seemed to me that every adult did something terrible sooner or later. And every child, I thought,...
LEMONY SNICKET
Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket," she said. "There's no reason to share it with me.
LEMONY SNICKET
Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.
LEMONY SNICKET
But the world did not match the picture in my head, and instead I was with a strange, uncombed perso...
LEMONY SNICKET
I thought maybe if I stared hard enough, I could see the lights of the city I had left so very far b...
LEMONY SNICKET
Scolding must be very, very fun, otherwise children would be allowed to do it. It is not because chi...
LEMONY SNICKET
The children of this world and the adults of this world are in entirely separate boats and only drif...
LEMONY SNICKET
You may be right,' she said, a phrase which here meant 'I’m wrong, but I don’t have the courage ...
LEMONY SNICKET
They say in every library there is a single book that can answer the question that burns like a fire...
LEMONY SNICKET
I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a mo...
LEMONY SNICKET
No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what...
LEMONY SNICKET
Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece o...
LEMONY SNICKET
Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
LEMONY SNICKET
We are respecting our parents' wishes....They didn't want to shelter us from the world's treacheries...
LEMONY SNICKET
They're book addicts.
LEMONY SNICKET
Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind...
LEMONY SNICKET
Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure
LEMONY SNICKET
I'm afraid that's the wicked way of the world. Everything's covered in smoke and mirrors.
LEMONY SNICKET
Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.
LEMONY SNICKET
Of course, it is boring to read about boring thing, but it is better to read something that makes yo...
LEMONY SNICKET
The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great s...
LEMONY SNICKET
...you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circum...
LEMONY SNICKET
Hay muchos, muchos tipos de libros en el mundo, lo cual tiene sentido porque hay muchas, muchas clas...
LEMONY SNICKET
Xenial' is a word which refers to the giving of gifts to strangers. . . . I know that having a good ...
LEMONY SNICKET
A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called "The Road Less Traveled", describing a journey he ...
LEMONY SNICKET
As I'm sure you know, whenever you are examining someone else's belongings, you are bound to learn m...
LEMONY SNICKET
As I'm sure you know, whenever you are examine someone else's belongings, you are bound to learn man...
LEMONY SNICKET
Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family...
LEMONY SNICKET
The story of the book filled the car with exciting adventures of the sort that are fun to read about...
LEMONY SNICKET
The trouble with being patient is that eventually you get tired of it.
LEMONY SNICKET
Get scared later, and if you're scared now remember what Kit always said. If you're not scared, she ...
LEMONY SNICKET
Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it ...
LEMONY SNICKET
Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword
Kit Snicket (a series of un...
LEMONY SNICKET
Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and w...
LEMONY SNICKET
Like People, animals will become frightened and likely do whatever you say if you whip them enough.
LEMONY SNICKET
Sometimes even in most unfortunate of lives there will occur a moment or two of good.
LEMONY SNICKET
Bad circumstances have a way of ruining things that would otherwise be pleasant.
LEMONY SNICKET
A long time ago, there was no such thing as school, and children spent their days learning a trade, ...
LEMONY SNICKET
It was darker than a pitch-black panther, covered in tar, eating black licorice at the very bottom o...
LEMONY SNICKET
Blinded following the Blindfolded
LEMONY SNICKET
The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world.
LEMONY SNICKET
It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will r...
LEMONY SNICKET
A successful villain should have all these things at his or her villainous fingertips, or else give ...
LEMONY SNICKET
The end of THE END is the best place to begin THE END, because if you read THE END from the beginnin...
LEMONY SNICKET
Instead of the word 'love' there was an enormous heart, a symbol sometimes used by people who have t...
LEMONY SNICKET
People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things ch...
LEMONY SNICKET
You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff.
LEMONY SNICKET
It is easy to decide on what is wrong to wear to a party, such as deep-sea diving equipment or a pai...
LEMONY SNICKET
being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone...
LEMONY SNICKET
Perhaps I had been in another world before I was born, and did not remember it, or perhaps I would s...
LEMONY SNICKET
They can teach you anything. That doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it.
LEMONY SNICKET
[I]t was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all.
LEMONY SNICKET
What a schmuck!
LEMONY SNICKET
They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I...
LEMONY SNICKET
It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn’t know...
LEMONY SNICKET
The library was one enormous room, with long, high metal shelves and the perfect quiet that librarie...
LEMONY SNICKET
Knowing that something is wrong and doing it anyway happens very often in life, and I doubt I will e...
LEMONY SNICKET
There's an easy method for finding someone when you hear them scream. First get a clean sheet of pap...
LEMONY SNICKET
Aha!"

My chaperone looked at me like I should aha! back, but all I could m...
LEMONY SNICKET
It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It l...
LEMONY SNICKET
If you are going to hear the work of the world’s greatest composers, you will have to allow for a ...
LEMONY SNICKET
I will love you with no regard to the actions of our enemies or the jealousies of actors. I will lov...
LEMONY SNICKET
What happens in a certain place can stain your feelings for that location, just as ink can stain a w...
LEMONY SNICKET
It was darker than a pitch-black panther, covered in tar, eating licorice at the very bottom of the ...
LEMONY SNICKET
the only trouble I should get in for my writing is the trouble I make myself.
LEMONY SNICKET
Anyone who knew Violet well could tell she was thinking hard, because her long hair was tied up in a...
LEMONY SNICKET
Like many people who dress in black, the lump of coal was interested in becoming an artist.
LEMONY SNICKET
The holiday season is a time for storytelling, and whether you are hearing the story of a candelabra...
LEMONY SNICKET
Tea should be bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword.
LEMONY SNICKET
To be daunted by no difficulty; to keep heart when all have lost it; to go through intrigue spotless...
LEMONY SNICKET
...Calling a person 'sir' can often help you get what you want, unless of course the person is a wom...
LEMONY SNICKET
...If only one had a little more time to do some important reading, all the secrets in the world wou...
LEMONY SNICKET
There are some who say that you should forgive everyone, even the people who
have disappointed ...
LEMONY SNICKET
Wicked people never have time for reading,” Dewey said. “It's one of the reasons for their wicke...
LEMONY SNICKET
Are you who I think you are?
LEMONY SNICKET
Frustration is an interesting emotional state, because it tends to bring out the worst in whoever is...
LEMONY SNICKET
In any case, this is how all our stories begin, in darkness with our eyes closed, and all our storie...
LEMONY SNICKET
One of the greatest myths in the world - & the phrase 'greatest myths' is just a fancy way of sa...
LEMONY SNICKET
People who think nothing can go wrong are usually disappointed.
LEMONY SNICKET
It is always better to ask a question than to answer one.
LEMONY SNICKET
Imagining the worst doesn’t keep it from happening
LEMONY SNICKET
They were probably hitting the town. I hoped it was hitting them back.
LEMONY SNICKET
How did you do that?” Mr. Poe asked. “Nice girls shouldn’t know how to do such things.”
LEMONY SNICKET
...The answer to nearly every question is written down someplace. It just might take a while to find...
LEMONY SNICKET
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come...
LEMONY SNICKET
Besides getting several paper cuts in the same day or receiving the news that someone in your family...
LEMONY SNICKET
One of the most troublesome things in life is that what you do or do not want has very little to do ...
LEMONY SNICKET
There are many different things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them. It is diffic...
LEMONY SNICKET
It is hard for decent people to stay angry at someone who has burst into tears, which is why it is o...
LEMONY SNICKET
I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.
LEMONY SNICKET
Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact.
LEMONY SNICKET
It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between "literally" and "figuratively....
LEMONY SNICKET
There are many difficult things in this world to hide, but a secret is not one of them.
LEMONY SNICKET
Of course, it is quite possible to be in the dark in the dark, but there are so many secrets in the ...
LEMONY SNICKET
Summer seems so cold without you, winter is even colder.
LEMONY SNICKET
Get out of my way, you cakesniffers!” said a rude, violent, and filthy little girl, shoving the Ba...
LEMONY SNICKET
I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I never see you again, and I will l...
LEMONY SNICKET
I know that having a good vocabulary doesn't guarantee that I'm a good person, but it does mean I've...
LEMONY SNICKET
Someone feeling wronged is like someone feeling thirsty. Don’t tell them they aren’t. Sit with t...
LEMONY SNICKET
I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, ...
LEMONY SNICKET
One of the world's most tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island,because...
LEMONY SNICKET
Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when y...
LEMONY SNICKET
Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make -- bombs, for instan...
LEMONY SNICKET
You write poetry?" Klaus asked.
He had read a lot about poets but had never met one.
"Just...
LEMONY SNICKET
It was impossible to tame, like leeches.
LEMONY SNICKET
Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which...
LEMONY SNICKET
It is not very polite to interrupt a person, of course, but sometimes if the person is very unpleasa...
LEMONY SNICKET
If you don’t care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and the...
LEMONY SNICKET
I am heartbroken, but I have been heartbroken before, and this might be the best for which I can hop...
LEMONY SNICKET
He looked like the sort of person who would tell you that he did not have an umbrella to lend you wh...
LEMONY SNICKET
The expression 'Those who can't do, teach' is a curious one, because if you look at the world , you'...
LEMONY SNICKET
Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden ...
LEMONY SNICKET
One of the most difficult things to think about in life is one’s regrets. Something will happen to...
LEMONY SNICKET
There are those who say that life is like a book, with chapters for each event in your life and a li...
LEMONY SNICKET
Shyness is a curious thing, because, like quicksand, it can strike people at any time, and also, lik...
LEMONY SNICKET
Most schools have a loud system of loud bells, which startle the students and teachers at regular in...
LEMONY SNICKET
If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.
LEMONY SNICKET
It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in this world is limited,...
LEMONY SNICKET
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they c...
LEMONY SNICKET
The world is quiet here.
LEMONY SNICKET
Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.
LEMONY SNICKET
With a library it is easier to hope for serendipity than to look for a precise answer.
LEMONY SNICKET
The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught.
LEMONY SNICKET
You don't spend your life hanging around books without learning a thing or two.
LEMONY SNICKET
All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.
LEMONY SNICKET
I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
LEMONY SNICKET
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyon...
LEMONY SNICKET
Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable...
LEMONY SNICKET
A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and...
LEMONY SNICKET
Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind...
LEMONY SNICKET
It is a curious thing, but as one travels the world getting older and older, it appears that happine...
LEMONY SNICKET
You may want to keep a commonplace book which is a notebook where you can copy parts of books you th...
LEMONY SNICKET
The hallway was lined with numbered doors, odd numbers on one side and even numbers on the other, an...
LEMONY SNICKET
There are few sights sadder than a ruined book.
LEMONY SNICKET
Sometimes, even in the most unfortunate of lives, there will occur a moment or two of good fortune.
LEMONY SNICKET
Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.
LEMONY SNICKET
What do your parents know, about surviving?
LEMONY SNICKET
There is a kind of crying I hope you have not experienced, and it is not just crying about something...
LEMONY SNICKET
Being noble enough is all we can ask for in this world.
LEMONY SNICKET
As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lin...
LEMONY SNICKET
I'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do...
LEMONY SNICKET
It felt like the wrong thing to do, standing at the wrong door in the wrong place. We did it anyway....
LEMONY SNICKET
I do what I do," I said, "in order to do something else.
LEMONY SNICKET
There was something I was always very good at, however, and that was teaching myself not to be frigh...
LEMONY SNICKET
There are people in the world who care about automobiles, and there are people who couldn't care les...
LEMONY SNICKET
I thought the war was a simple matter, with one side good and the other evil. But the more I read, t...
LEMONY SNICKET
Nobody wants to hear that you will try your best. It is the wrong thing to say. It is like saying 'I...
LEMONY SNICKET
It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough food to eat, an...
LEMONY SNICKET
Every new promise was like something heavy I had to carry, with no place to put anything down.
LEMONY SNICKET
...in life it is often the tiny details that end up being the most important.
LEMONY SNICKET
But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.
LEMONY SNICKET
All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if ...
LEMONY SNICKET
Deciding on a safe answer to a question is like deciding on a safe ingredient in a sandwich, because...
LEMONY SNICKET
Off with you" is a phrase used by people who lack the curtesy to say something more polite, such as,...
LEMONY SNICKET
The burning of a book is a sad, sad sight, for even though a book is nothing but ink and paper, it f...
LEMONY SNICKET
If you are trying to fool a farsighted or dimwitted person, a veiled facial disguise might be enough...
LEMONY SNICKET
Sunny held Kit, and Violet held Klaus, and for a minute the four castaways did nothing but weep, let...
LEMONY SNICKET
I have a long list of things I’d rather not do.
LEMONY SNICKET
The sad truth is the truth is sad.
LEMONY SNICKET
I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and a...
LEMONY SNICKET
It is unwise to make something permanent when the whole world is shifting.
LEMONY SNICKET
It is good to see people happy with one another. It is a glimpse of a world in which everyone is tha...
LEMONY SNICKET
If you're not scared, she told me, it's not bravery.
LEMONY SNICKET
Hungry licked her spoon and then pointed it at me. 'Aren't you forgetting the dishes?' she asked. LEMONY SNICKET The world is swirling with so many mysteries and secrets that nobody will ever track down all of the...
LEMONY SNICKET
if you don't choose the wicked thing what in the world will you do?
LEMONY SNICKET
It was confusing pretending to be completely different people, particularly because it had been so l...
LEMONY SNICKET
Behind these two booths was an enormous roller coaster, a phrase which here mean 'a series of small ...
LEMONY SNICKET
And sometimes we discuss frightening and troublesome animals that might be nearby, and this topic al...
LEMONY SNICKET
There are some things we might not know, but that doesn't mean we should give up. We can find out wh...
LEMONY SNICKET
I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.
LEMONY SNICKET
...she was so afraid of everything that she made it impossible to really enjoy anything at all.
LEMONY SNICKET
Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.
LEMONY SNICKET
It is most likely that I will die next to a pile of books I was meaning to read.
LEMONY SNICKET