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WINE, n. Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.


Ambrose Bierce

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Wine is crying juice. Rum is worse.
RETTA
Essentially, wines are fermented grape juice, so I'm trying to make the point that the wine worl...
JOE BASTIANICH
After the juice is pressed, it ferments a little while, and in essence, after three to six months yo...
JIM LAUGHLIN
Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
JEFFREY FRY
Lots of liquor. Mostly beer and wine.
DON PERITZ
What grape to keep its place in the sun, taught our ancestors to make wine?
CYRIL CONNOLLY
This winter is a blessing for the wine and grape growing industry.
NORM BEAL
Feast of George Herbert, Priest, Poet, 1633 Love is that liquor sweet and most divine Which my God...
GEORGE HERBERT
Even an atheist may be ready to concede that a good wine is the drink of gods.
PAUL CARVEL
Even an atheist may be ready to concede that a good wine is the drink of gods.
PAUL CARVEL
Sometimes words are like water and lips as strong as wine.
DAVE GUERRERO
For their drink, they draw a liquor from barley or other grain; and ferment the same, so as to make ...
GERMANICUS
Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine the strongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good ...
CHARLES CALEB COLTON
P.G. is fermented and held exclusively in stainless steel to maximize the brightness and freshness. ...
JOHN DAVIDSON
For their drink, they draw a liquor from barley or other grain; and ferment the same, so as to make ...
GERMANICUS
A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape crusher with athlete's foot?.
W. C. FIELDS
This will allow us to put the full range of OVID services online for use by Oregon wine grape grower...
ALAN CAMPBELL
I have eyewitnesses saying that Michael Jackson regularly pours white wine into soda cans. That's 'J...
MAUREEN ORTH
A lot of our grapes go to the Central Valley. These producers can?t justify higher wine grape prices...
DENNIS COLLINS
The bar is a really easy place to save money. Instead of just offering everything from top-shelf liq...
DOUG GORDON
First, the best wine is where you find it. It doesn't have to be the most expensive wine.
JEFF SIEGEL
As the best wine makes the sharpest vinegar, truest love can turn into truest nemesis.
NIKHIL KUSHWAHA
There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.” ~ Ambrose ...
J.J. MCAVOY
Wine is wont to show the mind of man.
THEOGNIS
Bring me wine, but wine which never grew In the belly of the grape, Or grew on vine whose tap-...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty r...
JOEL MCHALE
As the best wine doth make the sharpest vinegar, so the deepest love turneth to the deadliest hate.
JOHN LYLY
The social prestige of wine at table and at the club must be destroyed through lofty example and pol...
H.P. LOVECRAFT
Letters are like wine; if they are sound they ripen with keeping. A man should lay down letters as h...
SAMUEL BUTLER
Live life as you would savour wine, one sip at a time to get the best out of it.
TAPAN GHOSH
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
ELAYNE BOOSLER
The wine was the best. It doesn't get any better than Dad's wine.
BONNIE BUCHHOLZ
To forget is Gods gift to man,to forgive is mans gift to God.
KOWSALAPATHY
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
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Mead is an incredibly diverse beverage and has wonderful flavor and aroma profiles. The public can t...
DAVID MYERS
Friends act as wine, they make us addicted to them.
NEHA KOTHARI
Love is like wine, drink it as you rhyme.
SANTOSH KALWAR
And no man putteth new wine into old bottles: else the new wine doth burst the bottles, and the wine...
BIBLE
"I am but as the spark that gleams for a moment,His burning candle consumed me - the moth;His wine o...
ALLAMA IQBAL
Wine is a peep-hole on a man
ALCAEUS
Dennis is passionate about the wine business. His experience from a local, state, national and globa...
DON BRADY
In those days, many Italian immigrants fermented wine in their basement and there are stories of old...
AARON PESKIN
Horror as for me is the best choice, you can gain a lot of. I like to be afraid like to see this shi...
DEYTH BANGER
Wine is a peep-hole on a man.
ALCAEUS
Wine writers have been around for almost as long as there has been wine, but in the past, generally ...
ROBERT M. PARKER, JR.
You sell premium wine by giving consumers a sense of place. It's best not sold as a commodity like w...
KURT GOLLNICK
I'm like a fine wine. I get better with age. The best is yet to come.
RICHELLE MEAD
The best wine is the oldest, the best water the newest.
WILLIAM BLAKE
Red wine vinegar has some personality as well acidity.
ALEX GUARNASCHELLI
Good wine needs no bush. -As You Like It. Epilogue.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
In-N-Out Burger has a well-known and long standing reputation as a corporation that is operated with...
LYNSI TORRES
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. FIELDS
A little saint best fits a little shrine, / A little prop best fits a little vine, / As my small cru...
ROBERT HERRICK
A little saint best fits a little shrine, / A little prop best fits a little vine, / As my small cru...
ROBERT HERRICK
The temptation is to pick the eyes out of the wines to make a great wine, a trophy-winning wine,
DAVID MORRIS
Groupism at lower level is known as union, while the same thing at higher level is known as committe...
DR HITESH C SHETH
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap; and none sober, where the dearness of wine substitutes ard...
THOMAS JEFFERSON
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W.C. FIELDS
Wine is connected to abundance.
CAROLE BOUQUET
At the third cup, wine drinks the man
HOKEKYO SHO
The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delic...
CRAIG FERGUSON
No formal course in fiction-writing can equal a close and observant perusal of the stories of Edgar ...
H. P. LOVECRAFT
Wine makes a man better pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others...
SAMUEL JOHNSON
People see boxed wine as trashy, so we're trying to break away from that image.
DANIEL JOHNNES
I drank more wine when I wasn't working as much, to be honest.
THOMAS KELLER
They chose "beer as soda pop." Craft brewers are "beer as wine.
MICHAEL JACKSON
Ritual will always mean throwing away something: destroying our corn or wine upon the altar of our g...
GILBERT K. CHESTERTON
This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS
Ritual will always mean throwing away something: destroying our corn or wine upon the altar of our g...
G. K. CHESTERTON
You think it more difficult to turn air into wine than to turn wine into blood?
GRAHAM GREENE
I drank more wine when I wasn't working as much, to be honest.
THOMAS KELLER
Consistency, madam, is the first of Christian duties.
CHARLOTTE BRONTE
In reality, sparkling wine can be every bit as good as champagne.
JOE SCALICE
[Unlike other Lewis biographies,] Jack's Life ... finest man and best Christian I have ever known.
DOUGLAS GRESHAM
We supply wine to all the guests - but most of the guests don't bring the wine on. But I drink wine ...
GRAHAM NORTON
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
POPE JOHN XXIII
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
POPE JOHN XXIII
There's certainly competition. Everybody's trying to make the best wine they can.
CHARLIE GILSON
Whereas wine disorders the mental faculties, opium introduces amongst them the most exquisite order,...
THOMAS DE QUINCEY
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle
CHARLES BAUDELAIRE
Consistency, madam, is the first of Christian duties.
CHARLOTTE BRONTë
Prayer is a wine which makes glad the heart of man
BERNARD OF CLAIRVAUX
This is one of the disadvantages of wine, it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
SAMUEL JOHNSON
Impossibility, like wine
Exhilarates the man
Who tastes it; Possibility
Is flavoreles...
EMILY DICKINSON
A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.
CLIFTON FADIMAN
O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Growing up, my dad drank a lot of wine, so I got a taste for, and learned how to enjoy it. He spoke ...
TOM ARAYA
He's a wealthy man. He doesn't need politics. He doesn't need people to wine and dine him, ... I'm n...
FRANK RIZZO
It made wine tasting and going to Wine Country a great adventure.
BARBARA INSEL
O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil!
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
Ode to Catawba Wine
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW
For at the end of the day, what matters is never the wine, it's always the moment; it's always the p...
OLIVIER MAGNY
WINE! Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!
TANYA MASSE
You are hard at work madam ," said the man near her.
Yes," Answered Madam Defarge ; " I have a ...
CHARLES DICKENS
In the eyes of man, we were known as human beings. In the eyes of the Gods, we were their sons. Hist...
ENRIQUE VEGA
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
SAMUEL JOHNSON
The wine of youth does not always clear with advancing years; sometimes it grows turbid
CARL GUSTAV JUNG
The wine of youth does not always clear with advancing years; sometimes it grows turbid.
CARL GUSTAV JUNG
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle
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BOUNTY, n. The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he ...
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EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.
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ROBBER, n. A candid man of affairs. It is related of Voltaire that one night he and some traveling c...
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
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LUNARIAN, n. An inhabitant of the moon, as distinguished from Lunatic, one whom the moon inhabits. T...
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QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own...
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Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property su...
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ARRAYED, pp. Drawn up and given an orderly disposition, as a rioter hanged to a lamppost.
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PREDILECTION, n. The preparatory stage of disillusion.
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Pitted against hard drinking Christians the abstemious Mahometans go down like grass before the scyt...
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
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UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
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From the vast, invisible ocean of moonlight overhead fell, here and here, a slender, broken stream t...
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.
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Edible. Good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pi...
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Consult. To seek another's approval of a course already decided on.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
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Deliberation. The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
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PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.
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Admiration; is our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Optimism. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.
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Wit. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
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To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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Consul. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is give...
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Forgetfulness. A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscien...
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
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To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
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Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Rom...
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Genealogy. An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his o...
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Woman absent is woman dead.
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DIPLOMACY, n. Lying in state, or the patriotic art of lying for one's country.
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Calamities are of two kinds. Misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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YANKEE, n. In Europe, an American. In the Northern States of our Union, a New Englander. In the So...
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Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
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Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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