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WRATH, n. Anger of a superior quality and degree, appropriate to exalted characters and momentous occasions; as, "the wrath of God," "the day of wrath," etc. . . .


Ambrose Bierce

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Cease with the displays of false modesty. The entire palace knows about it."
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The Grapes of Wrath,
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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We must use the wrath of nature as our teacher.
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Men often make up in wrath what they want in reason.
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And her eyes were on the highway, where life whizzed by.
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deserve all of God's wrath.
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Beware the wrath of a patient adversary.
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That day of wrath, that dreadful day, when heaven and earth shall pass away.
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I was mean life a wolf. Now i'm mean like a weasel. When you're huntin' somepin you're a hunter, an'...
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I seen hundreds of men come by on the road an’ on the ranches, with their bindles on their back an...
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Hastiness is the beginning of wrath, and its end repentance.
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Payne nailing him in the face woke him up.
George brought him back his independence.
But B...
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America flaunts her sin in the face of a holy God. Ours is a culture of religious hypocrisy. Ours is...
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and people believed that swearing falsely by a god would bring the terrible wrath of that god upon t...
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A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.
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I have been, and always shall be, your friend.
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Timid people always reek their peevishness on the gentle.
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Take heed of the wrath of a mighty man, and the tumult of the people.
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I may never let go of my wrath, my anger, but I will always have the last laugh.
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The increase of his house shall depart, and his goods shall flow away in the day of his wrath.
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I was angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath die end. I was angry with my foe; ...
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Come not within the measure of my wrath.
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Envy and wrath shorten the life. Ecclesiasticus
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Envy and wrath shorten the life
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A soft answer truth away wrath, but grievous words stir up anger. Proverbs 15:1
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A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.
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To sow wickedness is to reap wrath of destruction.
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Called me wessel, Sammy--a wessel of wrath.
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I wasn't above having thoughts of God's wrath.
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A soft answer turneth away wrath.
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The king's wrath is as the roaring of a lion; but his favour is as dew upon the grass.
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God gives his wrath by weight, and without weight his mercy.
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The one who questioned the authority , has suffered the wrath of tyranny and indulgence .
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Nursing her wrath to keep it warm.
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Let him go, V. And let him take her where he needs to go."

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And then Tohr said softly, "I'm lucky to have found love, I thank the Scribe Virgin every day that W...
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I am very comfortable with conflict, be it of the legal or mortal kind. My father was a mediator, a ...
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The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.
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Throw away thy rod, throw away thy wrath; O my God, take the gentle path.
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A soft answer turneth away wrath.
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But of the seven deadly sins, wrath is the healthiest - next only to lust.
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I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
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And when a daughter is announced to one of them his face becomes black and he is full of wrath.
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O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?
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The Lord God must be greatly feared! We can’t stand his wrath.
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Gluttony, lust, greed, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.
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Mom was all about hellfire and brimstone. Her Old Testament God was a colossal, ancient brute, a mae...
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You could think of extraordinary examples to the contrary: The Grapes of Wrath... and even into the ...
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The holy angels live and qualify in the light, in the good quality wherein the Holy Ghost reigneth. ...
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Do not let the sun go down on your wrath
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Cast abroad the rage of thy wrath: and behold every one that is proud, and abase him.
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In the hearts and minds of the people, the grapes of wrath were growing heavy for the vintage.
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We must set up a strong present tense against all rumors of wrath, past and to come.
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I AM the man that hath seen affliction by the rod of his wrath.
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EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.
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ROBBER, n. A candid man of affairs. It is related of Voltaire that one night he and some traveling c...
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
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LUNARIAN, n. An inhabitant of the moon, as distinguished from Lunatic, one whom the moon inhabits. T...
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WINE, n. Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum."...
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QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own...
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Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is property su...
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ARRAYED, pp. Drawn up and given an orderly disposition, as a rioter hanged to a lamppost.
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PREDILECTION, n. The preparatory stage of disillusion.
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Pitted against hard drinking Christians the abstemious Mahometans go down like grass before the scyt...
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
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UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
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From the vast, invisible ocean of moonlight overhead fell, here and here, a slender, broken stream t...
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.
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Edible. Good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pi...
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Consult. To seek another's approval of a course already decided on.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
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Deliberation. The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
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PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.
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Admiration; is our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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Optimism. The doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.
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Wit. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
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To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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Consul. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is give...
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Forgetfulness. A gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscien...
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.
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To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
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Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Rom...
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Genealogy. An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his o...
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Woman absent is woman dead.
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DIPLOMACY, n. Lying in state, or the patriotic art of lying for one's country.
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Calamities are of two kinds. Misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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YANKEE, n. In Europe, an American. In the Northern States of our Union, a New Englander. In the So...
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Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
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Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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