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We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it


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1996 also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of being left b...
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All good things must come to an end, but all bad things can continue forever.
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As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with som...
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Seriously? You won’t help me?”
“Help yourself get killed? No, I won’t.
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You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, yo...
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But Nebraska was not always a bed of roses. When the first settlers arrived, they found a harsh, unf...
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I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regard...
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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling y...
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We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how
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Call me a proud American, if you want, but I truly believe that no other nation on Earth possesses t...
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Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no n...
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions...
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Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be att...
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
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You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
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I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
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The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
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Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
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A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
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New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answ...
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And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacInto...
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
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The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed...
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Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, D...
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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Int...
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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
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