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We were married by a reformed rabi in Long Island. A very reformed rabi, a Nazi.
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The world always pays you less than you are worth. Don't sell yourself short even further.
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In typical Washington fashion, nothing gets reformed until a disaster happens.
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Had it not been replenished or reformed by the governor, we would not have been able to proceed.
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Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
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Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
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Start seeing a way for yourself. Stop seeing a way for others.
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Hannah and Her Sisters.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depress...
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
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I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I-I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow,...
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
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There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual com...
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Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
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Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
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The Colgate Comedy Hour.
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A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem ...
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I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable
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one of the truly lucky things that happened to me in my life.
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It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid...
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Side Effects Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on the weekend.
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A lion and a lamb can lay toghether, but the lamb will get little sleep.
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