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Garry Shandling always said to me,“Don’t get mad, get funny.” It changed my life.
RIP TORN
What can I say about a world without Garry Shandling? This is where I need Garry. He would have some...
JEFFREY TAMBOR
you know what the best kind of organic certification would be? make an unannounced visit to a farm a...
MICHAEL POLLAN
No need to feel shame for what you are.
DEYTH BANGER
The first time I met Garry Shandling was my audition for 'The Larry Sanders Show,' with Garr...
JEFFREY TAMBOR
I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
Oi’m always noble, sir; it’s in my blood. ’As been ever since Oi ate that knight a few years b...
ELIZABETH HAYDON
You said that you are ill... but from from what?
DEYTH BANGER
You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny...
GARRY SHANDLING
I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.
GARRY SHANDLING
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
GARRY SHANDLING
I don't think I'm severely politically active. I care deeply, and I have my strong personal ...
GARRY SHANDLING
Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is...
GARRY SHANDLING
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
GARRY SHANDLING
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
GARRY SHANDLING
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
GARRY SHANDLING
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
GARRY SHANDLING
It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.
GARRY SHANDLING
I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot o...
GARRY SHANDLING
I once saw an elaborate landscape in a gallery, drawn in pencil, that took my breath away. Then I re...
GARRY SHANDLING
Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of m...
GARRY SHANDLING
You are what you are, and what you are is not me!
ANTHONY T. HINCKS
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
GARRY SHANDLING
I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
GARRY SHANDLING
But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I lov...
GARRY SHANDLING
My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81.
GARRY SHANDLING
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
GARRY SHANDLING
My first 'Tonight Show' was just one of those things - I mean this seriously - a cosmic, mea...
GARRY SHANDLING
'The Larry Sanders Show,' it's actually about love, which would sound like a paradox at ...
GARRY SHANDLING
There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bo...
GARRY SHANDLING
I feel that everything I do in my life I can do in a shorter time than most men can. It's the qu...
GARRY SHANDLING
I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinc...
GARRY SHANDLING
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
GARRY SHANDLING
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
GARRY SHANDLING
I don't like this reality television, I have to be honest, ... I think real people should not be on ...
GARRY SHANDLING
I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is ...
GARRY SHANDLING
I've always liked and appreciated storytellers like Garry Shandling and Bill Cosby - more long-f...
AL MADRIGAL
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
GARRY SHANDLING
Humor is a wonderful way to deal with our suffering because if we can laugh at our troubles, we can ...
GARRY SHANDLING
I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at...
GARRY SHANDLING
Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
GARRY SHANDLING
When I give notes on a script, I say, 'Guys, I may drift, but it's part of the process.'...
GARRY SHANDLING
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this wa...
GARRY SHANDLING
That's what we were exploring on 'Larry Sanders' - the human qualities that have brought...
GARRY SHANDLING
I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with -...
GARRY SHANDLING
I am interested in how human beings react to crisis and conflict.
GARRY SHANDLING
Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are...
DEYTH BANGER
I work with Garry no matter what. What I wanted to keep going was the streak.
HECTOR ELIZONDO
You can't believe what a lovely planet we have until you see her from outside.
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
You often love someone not for what they are, but for what you are when you are with them.
JEFFREY FRY
Books fall from Garry Wills like leaves from a maple tree in a sort of permanent October.
JOHN LEONARD
Actually freestyle really comes from 'Planet Rock'. If you listen to all the freestyle recor...
AFRIKA BAMBAATAA
The words you can’t find, you borrow.
We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN
A visitor from a distant planet might say of all of this, 'What are you doing? Why are you limiting ...
FLOYD ABRAMS
The brain is not nourished on beans and truffles but rather the food manages to reconstitute the mol...
ANTONIO GRAMSCI
The heart of the home beats in the kitchen and a healthy one beats three times a day
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA
The first thing to understand is that being a vegetarian is actually a private matter. I'm still tak...
SLOANE CROSLEY
Actually freestyle really comes from 'Planet Rock'. If you listen to all the freestyle records you'l...
AFRIKA BAMBAATAA
Oh man! There is no planet sun or star could hold you, if you but knew what you are.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
You know what you sound like? A jealous girl friend.
And how are things on Planet You Wish?
MEG CABOT
Do not demand from others what you would not expect of yourself.
DANIEL MELGAçO
You're a throwback."
"To what?"
Jess considered this. Hi-tech at work, Emily was paradoxic...
ALLEGRA GOODMAN
There are no lessons to be learned from the past. This is the first thing I learned from it. There i...
TOM LICHTENBERG
I got to work with legendary director Garry Marshall.
TAYLOR LAUTNER
It was pivotal in making you but you don't remember it. Or do you? Do we understand the events that ...
DOUGLAS COUPLAND
Never get to the point where you cannot see anything good about yourself
SOTONYE ANGA
Never get to the point where you cannot see anything good about yourself
SOTONYE ANGA
Just remember that men are from a different planet, and you'll be fine.
E.L. JAMES
Stand for something. Make your life mean something. Start where you are with what you have. You are ...
GERMANY KENT
Garry Trudeau put me in the Doonesbury strip many years ago. So I've been a cartoon once.
STEVE CROPPER
Hello from above our magnificent planet Earth.
LAUREL CLARK
You know, from my point of view, I'm the luckiest cat on the planet.
HUGH HEFNER
Do what you love doing.
JULIANNA MARGULIES
" You are only on planet to prove of your being.you are meant for it.”
DR. SHAILESH THAKER
Unless someone is trying to help you, don't you dare, ever let anyone tell you who and what you are,...
BRYANT MCGILL
What if I'm a princess on another planet? And no one on this planet knows it?
CANDACE BUSHNELL
You have to embark on your own quest to discover why you are on this planet, what makes you get out ...
DANNY SILK
Garry Marshall is a joy. I feel so utterly safe in his hands.
JULIE ANDREWS
Ceres is an embryonic planet, ... Gravitational perturbations from Jupiter billions of years ago pre...
LUCY MCFADDEN
When you coach Russ Smith, you have a nervous breakdown on every possession. He's not from a dif...
RICK PITINO
If you are traveling anywhere on this planet, Arthur is the man to talk to.
BOB BRUNO
Civilization... wrecks the planet from seafloor to stratosphere.
RICHARD BACH
there is a huge difference between giving what you get and getting what you give
REZA FARIVAR
How have everything started???
Just two humans man and woman make so many people on the planet?...
DEYTH BANGER
Don't bruise the Foo!
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
In life, it is not a case of what you want but more like what you would like in a case of any decisi...
GARY F EVANS...
How do you love your children?
By doing what's best for them.
Then how would you love your...
J. GRANT HOWARD
Do what you do so well that they will want to see it again and bring their friends.
~WALT DISNEY
On this planet are every kind of deadly animal from across the stars. The only people that come here...
ROCHE MONTOYA
Who are you?” I asked.
“Are we playing that game again?” she asked me with a nice smile. ...
NICO J. GENES
No matter where you go - there you are
CONFUCIUS
We are far from perfect but willing to be different.
CRAIG GROESCHEL
When I left 'The Garry Moore Show,' I signed a 10-year contract with CBS.
CAROL BURNETT
You can't escape from what you are.
VINCENT CASSEL
Dreams, you know, are what you wake up from.
RAYMOND CARVER
Don’t waste your time trying to impress others to satisfy their ego. do what you love & love what ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from ...
CATHY EAST DUBOWSKI
Earth is a little-known planet. We have little appreciation for what we're doing. ... We are flying ...
EDWARD O. WILSON
You can just start to feel really pregnant. Like you are the hugest person on the face of the planet...
BEN AFFLECK
What we're doing to the planet is inexcusable.
IAN SOMERHALDER

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All women are inferior to men.
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Leadership - mobilization toward a common goal.
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The strips about the military do seem to provoke moving and thoughtful responses. It's nice when...
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Being right is important. Too many great teams march off saying, 'If we build it, they will come...
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Ukraine had quite serious impact on the many Russians. They could see that ordinary people in Ukrain...
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I remember thinking, 'I can't act.' Pretending to be someone else is a terrifying though...
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As I remember it, the bases were loaded. (asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam)
GARRY MADDOX
In both cases, he did it with very strong bipartisan backing. But they wrongly and foolishly extrapo...
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I believe all state fairs are subsidized to some extent. How far do you go, I guess, is the question...
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The traffic - that is what's hindering downtown Bluefield. There is no traffic. Again, we are just t...
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Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body."
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There are many ways of showing your protest and discontent without the actions of Kremlin.
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I didn't think some of the comedy was current enough to be funny today,
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Rare is the person who has it all, and enjoys it all. It is only when the 'All' is in peril do we en...
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Comic-strip artists generally have very modest ambitions. Day to day, we labor to fit together all t...
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Phil better take notice. If he wants to try to replicate the Roberti campaign of 1994, he's up again...
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Project Grand Slam.
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Delaying and withholding tactics, red herrings, partial and doubtful outcomes are stock in trade for...
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Once our initial phase is up and operating, we can assess our business model as a mixed use, casino-...
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We've now got synchronized monetary policy everywhere in the world. It's a sign of confidence in the...
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If the U.S. continues to correct over the next few days it could be nasty for Japan, but the market ...
GARRY EVANS
Two or three trillion yen is quite a lot of money, so if the plan were to go ahead it would probably...
GARRY EVANS
I feel that my chess strengths are still here, ... I believe I can still improve.
GARRY KASPAROV
It's something we've wanted to do for a long time, ... But just to gather up the finance for such an...
GARRY HYNES
Wallace stepped up in the second inning and drilled one out, and everything just kind of followed ri...
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The old stuff is really good. It's been around for years, and people are still using it.
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The benefit of the pre-season cup is having the luxury to send a 28-man squad to cover all bases.
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We go to high schools and give students the opportunity to earn community service hours. They end up...
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Not as many people volunteer, but how do you get someone to do something so inherently dangerous for...
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Hey! I've got a better service, but you're going to pay me $10 dollars more a month for it.
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We tried different singers, it didn't work out. It never felt like a band.
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For Prime Minister Lee, his second term will need to reconcile state economic control with increasin...
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If you've never been, it's somewhere between a rock concert and WWE and somewhere in between a footb...
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Employers should measure success of their voluntary benefits programs every 12 to 24 months to ensur...
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We just decided it wasn't worth taking the heat to try to protect donors.
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Inefficiency is to be our safeguard against despotism.
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It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.
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Religion has a good place and it has its good people.
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There is more to life than show business.
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There are many facts showing that Putin's people enriched themselves by using power mechanisms s...
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Chess was natural for me; I was extremely successful.
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There is nothing worse than annotated humour.
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We thought we were going to die, plain and simple.
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They're just taking advantage of a situation.
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Laverne and Shirley.
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Chess is mental torture.
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It is pointless to discuss today who will run and how.
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The timing was not accidental. There's more to come.
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GARRY TRUDEAU
Comic strips are like a public utility. They're supposed to be there 365 days a year, and you...
GARRY TRUDEAU
I found that not having a public profile was not hurting the work, and it freed me up to be the sati...
GARRY TRUDEAU
I'm a pointillist, just working my tiny little piece of the canvas. I'm not so good at persp...
GARRY TRUDEAU
Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... ...
GARRY TRUDEAU
I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
GARRY TRUDEAU
Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia...
GARRY TRUDEAU
I'm still passionately interested in what my fellow humans are up to. For me, a day spent monito...
GARRY TRUDEAU
I was a journalist. I was a drummer. I was everything. I didn't know what the heck I was. But wi...
GARRY MARSHALL
My mother was funnier than anybody I ever worked for. My father was as funny as this coat. Not a lau...
GARRY MARSHALL
I didn't want to do movies with hundreds of camels crossing the desert followed by tanks and thi...
GARRY MARSHALL
My happiest moments of growing up in the Bronx were when my mom would bring home a new sports magazi...
GARRY MARSHALL
I must confess that the original 'Pretty Woman' was terrific and a hit, but I always felt th...
GARRY MARSHALL
I try to find scripts of stories that kinda celebrate the human condition... let's talk about th...
GARRY MARSHALL
In the education of the American people, I am Recess.
GARRY MARSHALL
We've been saying Putin is a dictator for years who doesn't care about the law.
GARRY KASPAROV
At the end of the day, it's all about money.
GARRY KASPAROV
I learned that fighting on the chess board could also have an impact on the political climate in the...
GARRY KASPAROV
The English playwrights of the '50s and '60s didn't really keep writing or getting produ...
GARRY HYNES
Plays by people like Martin McDonagh and Brian Friel attract huge audiences, not because they're...
GARRY HYNES
It was almost like doing homework last time. We ought to do better this time. The only thing we had ...
GARRY MOORE
It was almost like doing homework last time. We ought to do better this time. The only thing we had ...
GARRY MOORE
The traffic - that is what's hindering downtown Bluefield. There is no traffic. Again, we are just t...
GARRY MOORE
I started off quite steadily, but made a slight mistake on the seventh, ... I got a huge break on th...
GARRY HOUSTON
It's so needed to bring God into politics.
BRIAN GARRY
Anne Hathaway is a klutz,
GARRY MARSHALL
The phrase "it's better to be lucky than good" must be one of the most ridiculous homilies ever utte...
GARRY KASPAROV
The only successor to President Putin is President Putin himself and we could of course dream about ...
GARRY KASPAROV
I think Russian people are learning that democracy is not an alien thing; it's not a western inv...
GARRY KASPAROV
We have a new, real world champion here today,
GARRY KASPAROV
When I edit, I'm not from the school of Hello, I'm a genius, so everybody shut up. I'm from the scho...
GARRY MARSHALL
There's always been some concern that adult subject matter should be quarantined from a page tha...
GARRY TRUDEAU
There will be discussions about what we do with those people, whether they will play in the grand fi...
GARRY DAVIDSON
Peter has said he wants to go on, which is great.
GARRY DAVIDSON
He (Enright) is very fit and he has come back from his rehabilitation very well previously over the ...
GARRY DAVIDSON
Missing our point guard and our shooting guard really put us behind to start out. If I had known we'...
GARRY COOPER
Shoppers under the age of 35 are most likely to attend a party, compared to those aged 35 and older.
GARRY BUTCHER