When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because they're so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening.
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Related I like doing very high action things. Running, boxing, a lot of free weights. They're not heavy.... NATASHA BEDINGFIELD I probably shouldn't say this about all animals, but at least the farm animals that I've hun... KRISTEN SCHAAL I think it would collapse my heart if I was super famous. I don't have the nerve for it, I'm... BO BURNHAM I think, like any artist, those baby songs are not the best things you've ever written, but they... RACHEL PLATTEN One of the great things to pretend is that you're not only alright, you're in great shape. N... CARRIE FISHER I love to eat everything and you pretty much can - a little piece of something fattening is not goin... JENNIFER LOPEZ You have to make the effort with children. You can't have them thinking that I reckon I'm sp... NOEL GALLAGHER I want to try to prove that at 100, I could sing as well as I was singing when I was 45 or 43. I'... TONY BENNETT Too often, when you are close to people in power, you're trying to make them happy; you're t... DAN PINK People can tell when you're happy with being you and when you're not. It's only cheesy b... HAYDEN PANETTIERE You get those hunger pains. 'I am so hungry. We don't have any food. What are we going to ea... BEN MCLEMORE You have a lot of ups and downs in coaching, especially, but I can't remember any bad times at t... DON NELSON I do like my breasts. They're great, so much fun. You can do what you like with them. DENISE VAN OUTEN I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do th... DON YOUNG I know that some people shy away from what I say. They think it is too blunt, but when you don't... MISSY ELLIOTT People want to be happy, so they don't want to feel as though they're mired in this world of... SHERYL WUDUNN I'd like to prove that if you take care of yourself, you can actually not regret the fact that y... TONY BENNETT You can buy 10 girls in one night, if you want to. You can say, 'I want a 13-, a 16-, a 17-, and a 2... IANA MATEI People are trying to act like they're balling all day with cars, their house, like there's n... REMY MA I like being able to play women that are growing or aren't easy to love. Maybe they are really l... TAYLOUR PAIGE One thing I've learned about death threats is that they're great, actually. You should actua... MICHAEL MOORE We cannot buy it. We are too poor. Then men who have made the law have taken our own drink from us, ... NEIL M. GUNN I couldn't do that as attorney general. Why? Because they are my clients. You can't say they... CHRISTINE GREGOIRE I really like oysters, and I won't eat them alone. They're just a weird thing to eat by your... KATIE ASELTON I generally always eat what I want. I think when you work out a lot, you can afford to eat more beca... ELSA HOSK The only credit I can give them. They synchronize wonderful. That's all. They synchronize very -... CAB CALLOWAY Oh, I am such a little piggy. Everyone is always mad at me because I eat so much. They're like, ... JOYCE GIRAUD I love to eat a lot, but I try to eat healthy stuff. Especially when you're riding, sometimes I ... CAMILO VILLEGAS I don't know why people eat so badly. I could eat pasta all the time, but it really is fattening... CHRISTOPHER WALKEN I've worn jeans until they're ripped all the way around the crotch and I can't wear them... LILY DONALDSON I really love pets. They're like children. They know if you really love them or not. You can'... DONNA DOUGLAS I inherited them, so I got it like that. But I hear you can actually get dimples for a certain price... CAMILLE GUATY Songs are just like your kids. You love them all, and they're all different. I can't really ... KRIS KRISTOFFERSON You can't believe the government - on anything. And you especially can't believe them when t... GARY WEBB I'd like to be reincarnated as a French tart. They're so beautiful and delicate - they'r... CECILY STRONG I understand I'm supposed to be feminine and dainty, but I'm not. There are two sides to the... KESHA I like Xtreme Sour Strips. These really colorful little strips that are so good. I like snacking on ... BECKY G I've heard rumors about myself that are true - and nobody likes that. But there's actually s... CHRISTIAN BORLE Just because you're not thin does not mean you're ugly. You are beautiful because of the lig... MARY LAMBERT So many times, people want you to stay the way you were, be as you were before because they want to ... MAXWELL Once you get to that point when you can just be yourself and relax, I just think that you're so ... JACQUELINE EMERSON You get a bad review with a novel, and it hurts. But I imagine if you get a bad review with a memoir... DARIN STRAUSS I never have cakes or biscuits. I don't have a sweet tooth at all, and I can't stand chocola... KATE O'MARA When you're a chef, you graze. You never get a chance to sit down and eat. They don't actual... GORDON RAMSAY Fame terrifies me. I can say that with honesty. You're terrified that, when people know the real... CHARLIE COX The Yankees can buy all the stars they want, but that doesn't guarantee they are going to win. CASEY WASSERMAN I do think I know more about clothes than any 500 designers, because there's nothing like wearin... VERA WANG Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS Because when they strike it can be that quick that if they're within range, you're dead, you... STEVE IRWIN The truth about filmmaking is you have all these ideas and you're trying to convince everybody t... GAVID HOOD A lot of guys are very intimidated by an attractive woman, and they dehumanise her because our cultu... NEIL STRAUSS Directing is genderless. The only thing... I love men. I'm not being mean to them, but they can&... LORI PETTY I have no college education; I taught myself how to write. If you want it badly enough, you can have... ERIN FOSTER Some men are deeply likable but have attitudes I don't like. Does that mean I should completely ... JO BRAND A lot of people, when they say 'forgive and forget,' they think you completely wash your bra... ISHMAEL BEAH I always laugh at these rock n'rollers where you can't understand them. Mind you, it's n... HARRY CONNICK, JR. I love corduroys, because they are really comfy and they're cozier than jeans. They come in nice... RACHEL BILSON You have people who believe they are scientifically literate but, in fact, are not. And I don't ... NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and necklaces and booties ... ELLEN DEGENERES I'm into the law of attraction and quantum physics. Like cosmic ordering. It's all about thi... JULIA SAWALHA I'd like to have no rules and eat what I want, but I've learned over the years that I'm ... GWEN STEFANI When you are discontent, you always want more, more, more. Your desire can never be satisfied. But w... DALAI LAMA If you have 100 acres worth of food, and you've got 500 animals out there, the young ones and th... SHAWN MICHAELS I used to not listen that much, but I've really learnt to listen to other people and to really l... WILLIAM MOSELEY When I'm filming, survival requires movement. You need your energy, and you've got to eat th... BEAR GRYLLS I would say this is not negative this is h, a hard part in gymnastics. You can't eat, whatever y... OLGA KORBUT They're trying to tell us that we're not right, so we have to buy their products. The number... NAOMI JUDD E-books are preferable to paper; they can be delivered instantly. In many cases, they're cheaper... J. A. KONRATH I'm just not into trying to convince people like me. I always say to myself, 'It is what it ... NENE LEAKES Food from Quebec is not known to be amazing. Actually, even though you can eat really, really well i... CHARLOTTE LE BON Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. EDDIE IZZARD There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean, I've felt regret but I've also refused ... JUDE LAW You can find bacteria everywhere. They're invisible to us. I've never seen a bacterium, exce... BONNIE BASSLER A lot of women are in a crazy exercise cycle; they're so afraid they'll gain weight if they ... COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. FINLEY PETER DUNNE I have never turned away a child because they couldn't pay. That doesn't mean I teach them for free,... DON MADDEN Truthfully, I almost avoided 'While You Were Sleeping,' because I find those romantic comedi... BILL PULLMAN I hope that I can maintain my skating as long as possible. KATARINA WITT I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That... STEPHEN COLBERT But, when you have to resort to turntables, trick lights, flashing lights, fire and all that, you... BUDDY RICH When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you... GABRIEL IGLESIAS I think sometimes when you want attention, you can wear sunglasses, and people are like, 'Who is... KAT GRAHAM They are waiting for you to light up, So that they can blow you off. DE PHILOSOPHER DJ KYOS For an actor, you're rejected eight or ten times a day. All you've got to sell is yourself. ... BARRY CORBIN I remember that. I was talking to him and I said how great it would be if actors had a tail because ... CHRISTOPHER WALKEN If somebody tweets 'I like Coca-Cola,' does that mean that they're actually going to buy... NOREENA HERTZ I love American ski resorts because they're open to everyone, are not incredibly expensive. They... JOHN LYDON Big food companies flatter us by telling us how busy we are and they simultaneously convince us that... JENNIFER REESE I don't know what my Death Row meal would be. I'm surprised that people can even eat when th... EDDIE MURPHY I... There was a time when I stopped talking. Just like you. My reasons were a little bit different,... NATSUKI TAKAYA They're actually quite popular, especially with the men. They like their fries. Don't they know it's... CAROL HAMILTON Maybe it's naive to say, but it almost seems like, in the past, people tried to sell you somethi... TRACY CHAPMAN I think that if you idealise someone for so long, they can only disappoint and I wouldn't want t... JANE HORROCKS I get these weird divine feelings. They're, like, so strong I can't shake them. ODELL BECKHAM, JR. When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometime... LOUIS C. K. Beauty is when you can appreciate yourself. When you love yourself, that's when you're most ... ZOE KRAVITZ I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend... QUEEN LATIFAH Ignore the voice that tells you, you can't! when you know you can SOTONYE ANGA I think that the Japanese - and I do love Japanese cuisine and adore Japanese food culture - I think... DAVID CHANG But I can please God CRAIG GROESCHEL
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DAVID HARE Any language is necessarily a finite system applied with different degrees of creativity to an infin... DAVID LODGE We Americans have always considered Hollywood, at best, a sinkhole of depraved venality. And, of cou... DAVID MAMET A dramatic experience concerned with the mundane may inform but it cannot release; and one concerned... DAVID MAMET Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself, i... DAVID SEABURY Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well too. DAVID STOREY The idea that men are created free and equal is both true and misleading: men are created different;... DAVID RIESMAN All that I am I owe to Jesus Christ, revealed to me in His divine Book. DAVID LIVINGSTONE If there are things you don't like in the world you grew up in, make your own life different. DAVID THOMAS You can do what you want to do. You can be what you want to be. DAVID THOMAS It is dangerous to confuse children with angels. DAVID FYFE We live in deeds, not years: In thoughts not breaths; In feelings, not in figures on a dial. We shou... DAVID BAILEY It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success. DAVID FEHERTY The poetry from the eighteenth century was prose; the prose from the seventeenth century was poetry. DAVID HARE Where ambition can cover its enterprises, even to the person himself, under the appearance of princi... DAVID HUME By abrogating all moral standards in their war against Israel, Arab and Muslim leaders initiated a p... DAVID FRUM The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you wit... DAVID BRINKLEY People have this illusion that all over the world, all of the time, all kinds of fantastic things ar... DAVID BRINKLEY Since nothing we intend is ever faultless, and nothing we attempt ever without error, and nothing we... DAVID AUGSBURGER Custom, then, is the great guide of human life. DAVID HUME I will place no value on anything I have or may possess except in relation to the kingdom of Christ. DAVID LIVINGSTONE An active propaganda machinery controlled bv the world's largest corporations constantly reassures u... DAVID KORTEN I always said that mega-mergers were for megalomaniacs. DAVID OGILVY The ability to sign a check is the least reliable guide to a company's fitness. DAVID PLOWRIGHT The secret of long life is double careers. One to about age sixty, then another for the next thirty ... DAVID OGILVY Don't worry about growing older or pleasing others. Please yourself. DAVID BROWN In a world we find terrifying, we ratify that which doesn't threaten us. DAVID MAMET The worst thing that one can do is not try, to be aware of what one wants and not give in to it, to ... DAVID VISCOTT Custom is the great guide to human life DAVID HUME Idealism is what precedes experience, cynicism is what follows. DAVID WOLF College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand do... DAVID WOOD