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When life gives you lemons, say Fuck that i order apples. Dont take anything but apples.


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When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
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When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.
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Like to the apples on the Dead Sea's shore, All ashes to the taste.
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Moon-washed apples of wonder.
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Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government.
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There's small choice in rotten apples.
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There's small choice in rotten apples
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It's his birthday! He gets extra apples.
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It are not the bad apples that wasps eat.
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I used to sit in bed at night and flip through design-school catalogs. I found out that Parsons acce...
CHRIS BENZ
You look at a herd of cattle and well, they all look the same... but they know. They all have an ind...
CHRIS COOPER
The difference between a regular camera and a 3D camera, for an actor, is really no different except...
CHRIS ZYLKA
After I was discharged from the military, it was difficult trying to become a civilian.
CHRIS KYLE
I really try to spend as little time as possible on grooming. I think if you have a good moisturizer...
CHRIS EVANS
I can handle the craziness some of the time, maybe most of the time. But I know I can't handle i...
CHRIS EVANS
The violence of war is random. It does not make sense. And many of those who struggle with loss also...
CHRIS HEDGES
In the United States, workouts tend to focus on body image and how you look. For me, it's really...
CHRIS CORNELL
I think that the fact that a relationship becomes public is a bit of a bummer. Because it can distra...
CHRIS MARTIN
Guantanamo Bay houses enemy combatants ranging from terrorist trainers and recruiters to bomb makers...
CHRIS CHOCOLA
All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile.
CHRIS HART
You know, there were 29 Democratic votes for censure in the Senate. And if the Republicans had any s...
CHRIS MATTHEWS
My first book, 'Running Loose', was censored back in 1983 or '84. Every book I've wr...
CHRIS CRUTCHER
I'm more cerebral than I want to be.
CHRIS PINE
The Navy credits me with more kills as a sniper than any other American service member, past or pres...
CHRIS KYLE
And takin' a bath in the creek. That's the stuff that really made it worthwhile. Anybody can...
CHRIS LEDOUX
After college, I was burdened with student loans to repay, no financial cushion, so I wasn't in ...
CHRIS PAVONE
These concert productions are a good opportunity for me to get onstage every once in a while without...
CHRIS ALLEMAN
A man is only as faithful as his options
CHRIS ROCK
He went on a little arson spree.
CHRIS BAUMANN
The ivory-billed woodpecker was the classic... people really thought it was gone.
CHRIS HAILS
The last two years in a row we had to go down to Muskegon and Mona Shores knocked us out in the firs...
CHRIS GIVENS
It's a thing that's been happening over the years,
CHRIS GAYLE
Summer prices may be a bit discouraging this year having averaged above $50 for the past two years.
CHRIS HURT
It's so important to the artists that you like. Anybody who's creative should care about copyright.
CHRIS HENDERSON
He does not support the repeal of the estate tax. It's simply not true. I have to step back and wond...
CHRIS COONEY
Liz is just dynamite. She's excellent.
CHRIS PFITZER
I'm all in favor of the tax cuts, but I think that the administration has to eat their spinach along...
CHRIS EDWARDS
Unfortunately, a lot of coaches have grasped the concept of self promotion and Tom never cared about...
CHRIS MORTENSEN
Ending mandatory retirement would allow workers to retire based on lifestyle, circumstance and prior...
CHRIS BENTLEY
He's the Michael Jordan of football. This is a team game and he still does whatever he wants out the...
CHRIS GAMBLE
It's great that the cheaters are getting caught, or at least chased. I'm all for two-year ban, and t...
CHRIS COOK
freedom fighters.
CHRIS MATTHEWS