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When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.


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MATT CAMERON
It-was a tiny mollusc that caused Walter, grandfather of the greatest biologist of the twentieth cen...
MATT RIDLEY
Humans, as a rule, don't like mad people unless they are good at painting, and only then once they a...
MATT HAIG
In a society governed passively by free markets and free elections, organized greed always defeats d...
MATT TAIBBI
'The Kids Are All Right' is amazing. The performances are insanely good. Julianne Moore is g...
MATT BOMER
Teenagers are in some ways the best readers because their imaginations haven't been narrowed dow...
MATT HAIG
That's the way this business works: if your movies do well at the box office, you will be offere...
MATT DAMON
Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing peopl...
MATT DAMON
I have voted to make tough decisions in budgetary times, I've served on two recessionary budgets...
MATT GONZALEZ
I don't care how someone lives or how good their spoken English is. I do all of my interviews on...
MATT MULLENWEG
The lyrics are what I work on the hardest, but I'm not trying to make a perfectly clear message ...
MATT BERNINGER
I never wanted to do the same kind of movies over and over anyway, so my theory on it all is I'm...
MATT DAMON
I tend to wear my emotions on my sleeve. I've had my share of mood swings, believe me. But it...
MATT DILLON
An unregulated derivatives market essentially gives Wall Street a way to place hidden taxes on every...
MATT TAIBBI
Being known as a writer did change the relationships I had with directors. The rap on actors is that...
MATT DAMON
To say we did well is an understatement. We really dominated the tournament. The champions we had ? ...
MATT ARMSTRONG
We have the same mentality. We just have to get the job done. It's one thing to say and another to d...
MATT APPLEBAUM
We were in the cages and coach (Bob) Todd said something to freshman Zach Hurley. What he said click...
MATT ANGLE
It was a catastrophic failure,
MATT ANDRESEN
You'll be able to trade Intel at midnight, ... a definite eventually in this marketplace.
MATT ANDRESEN
We just didn't hit the ball. She (Witte) pitched well, but I thought we had a chance because we were...
MATT ANASTASIO
I was very pleased with the way the team played, especially they way they hustled and dove on defens...
MATT ANASTASIO
If they haven't complied with the legislation, it's an honest mistake, and we will comply.
MATT ALLEN
In September 2004, I had 2,000 tons of inventory; by the first week of September 2005 there was no i...
MATT ALLEN
The deputy auditor has done a great job, but it's difficult to get things done without him around.
MATT ALLEN
We need the opportunity to play to bigger audiences. Winning a contest like this will open a lot of ...
MATT ALLEN
But there aren't any businesses there (in that annexed section) to speak of, just residents.
MATT ARNOLD
This past weekend I really felt comfortable. I hit a couple of shots early and that gave me confiden...
MATT ARNOLD
I'm extremely proud of each and every one of our kids. All of them refused to lose. Even when they w...
MATT ARMSTRONG
If you run for mayor, people say you're being egotistical. If you decide you won't run for m...
MATT GONZALEZ
How clear can I put this? I am not denying female oppression; I am trying to stop it by calling for ...
MATT HAIG
There was a bit of a run over the last few minutes of trading. It was a market response to the annou...
MATT ALEXY
Non-comps are a very small part of the overall auction, of course. There was no sloppiness in the ma...
MATT ALEXY
We didn't come out focused.
MATT ALEXANDER
My early novels were written in quite a dark place. I stand by them, but I would never write them ag...
MATT HAIG
I've already won the lottery, because I'm thankful for my life where it's at right now.
MATT MALDRE
I think this is definitely a wake-up call for Intel. This is really a telling trend that AMD can com...
MATT SARGENT
Apple is a miracle stock. Its products are incredibly popular and its profitability is stellar. If i...
MATT KRANTZ
Tony took me out intentionally, there's no two ways about that. He wrecked me intentionally and got ...
MATT KENSETH
There's not too much of a difference. Outdoor spikes add something to your jump, so I suppose you ne...
MATT FISHER
Sparkles are like the the the... the chocolate for photos
MATT MALDRE
Enjoy the journey, enjoy ever moment, and quit worrying about winning and losing.
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