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She stuck a bookmark in his heart and walked away.
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is a broken man an outlaw?"

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Did you see more glass?
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We should be ready for a change.
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Everyone is waiting for an end to the tightening cycle, so that's why the dollar is vulnerable.
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I learned there were lots of realities in the world.
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The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar...
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We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.”
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Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
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Dollar bills make for a bad diary.
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Steven Spielberg and I have tremendous amounts of money.
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Who is a better person to tackle that challenge with than Steven Spielberg?
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I've tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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The attitude you pose is greatly influenced by the links of friendships you bookmark. Good friends, ...
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Steven Spielberg was my childhood hero.
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We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements.
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The bigger factor for the Taiwan dollar is still the yen's performance against the US dollar.
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You know, I'm not making top dollar, but when you're making top dollar, there are a lot of p...
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Dollar savings freed up at Eielson are dollars available for use elsewhere,
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These are new programs, new dollars, ... They do not pay for operating expenses. Not one dollar, not...
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Why should investors sit passively by and take a couple of cents on a the dollar. This is an extraor...
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A stronger dollar increases U.S. dollar purchasing power.
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We recognize the next improvement that happens out there is going to be a big-dollar one. That's why...
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Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.
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We use our land for hunting, fishing, hiking, and to create jobs. Our outdoor economy is a billion d...
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By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
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How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
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Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of enjoyment for each dolla...
STEPHEN KING
I think they're super-motivated. ... They're not afraid to pay top dollar to get customers in.
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Oh happy day! A day to make a hay! And when it is mid-day, think about the day! And when you think a...
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A soft-landing economic background is good for the dollar. The dollar has risen strongly since June ...
BOB LYNCH
I just want to go in and get the drink instead of having to pay an extra dollar for a wristband.
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There's a risk of weakness in the Australian dollar in the next couple of days. Any decline in commo...
JOHN HORNER
There's a risk of weakness in the Australian dollar in the next couple of days, ... Any decline in c...
JOHN HORNER
Real demand for the dollar strengthened in the morning. But the dollar faced a bout of selling later...
KOTARO KUNIMOCHI
I think the risk is for a weaker dollar later this week. But through tomorrow morning, the dollar wo...
JASON DAW
The trend for commodities is higher, which underpins Canada's economy and supports the Canadian doll...
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History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will...
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This certainly makes the case for investing in companies that export. Their costs are dollar based a...
ALAN HOFFMAN
The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - fam...
BARBARA MIKULSKI
Any time you take a chance you better be sure the rewards are worth the risk because they can put yo...
STANLEY KUBRICK
Prospects are still bright for the dollar.
SATORU OGASAWARA
I grew up watching Steven Spielberg and scary movies.
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Republicans are for both the man and the dollar, but in case of conflict the man before the dollar
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Ours is not a race to compete dollar for dollar with Ed Rendell. Ours is a race to ensure that we ha...
LEONARDO ALCIVAR
Republicans are for both the man and the dollar, but in case of conflict the man before the dollar.
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An engineer can do for a dollar what any fool can do for two.
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in tw...
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Also, with uncertainty about the direction of the U.S. economy, and a weaker dollar, that actually f...
AMAURY DE BARROS CONTI
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up i...
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A short squeeze could happen with the U.S. dollar if lenders suddenly forced debtors to pay in cash.
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It's obscene to go against a guy who will spend $100 million. We're never going to match this mayor ...
LEO HINDERY
The consensus among currency traders for a continuing weakening of the dollar is overwhelming.
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The trend should be a weakening one for the Australian dollar.
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Shut up.” She put her finger to his lips, and his voice choked off. She said slowly, “I’ve lea...
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Las cosas nunca suceden como yo las imagino.
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I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
STEVEN WRIGHT
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I ...
STEVEN WRIGHT
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
STEVEN WRIGHT
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I'll be a story in your head. That's okay. We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh...
STEVEN MOFFAT
The more the universe seems comprehensible, the more it also seems pointless.
STEVEN WEINBERG
Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.
STEVEN COALLIER
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows u...
STEVEN WRIGHT
Loud is a way of life.
STEVEN ADLER
Drummers are conductors - we set the pace for the music - so if you're not relaxed and feeling r...
STEVEN ADLER
I thank God, Jesus, and my Grandmother for being able to support myself and my family.
STEVEN ADLER
If the Police could do a reunion... One of the biggest jerks I ever met was Sting. If he can do it, ...
STEVEN ADLER
I don't hold that everybody has to love fashion. Some people like gardening.
STEVEN COJOCARU
In our experience at Safeway, we're confident that we can actually improve the quality of health...
STEVEN BURD
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
STEVEN WRIGHT
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be...
STEVEN WRIGHT
No matter how inured you get to atrocities, you're still always stunned and shocked by how cruel...
STEVEN PINKER
In a peer network, no one is officially in charge. It doesn't have a command hierarchy. It doesn...
STEVEN JOHNSON
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
STEVEN WRIGHT
Most of the kids that I meet in the street are serious hardened criminals that I meet in the street,...
STEVEN SEAGAL
I always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that w...
STEVEN WRIGHT
I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-...
STEVEN WRIGHT
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for thre...
STEVEN WRIGHT
Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really ex...
STEVEN WRIGHT
I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he di...
STEVEN WRIGHT
There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalato...
STEVEN WRIGHT
I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
STEVEN WRIGHT
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere i...
STEVEN WRIGHT
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that d...
STEVEN WRIGHT
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to ...
STEVEN WRIGHT
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistical...
STEVEN WRIGHT
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
STEVEN WRIGHT
It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
STEVEN WRIGHT
Courtney Love is a loose cannon. She says what she thinks. She's wild on the red carpet. You get...
STEVEN COJOCARU
We are concerned with that curious bunch of nonconformists who explain their participation in negati...
STEVEN BIKO
The gift that has been given to me says much about our capacity for great compassion and generosity,...
STEVEN COJOCARU
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching...
STEVEN WRIGHT
Black Consciousness seeks to infuse the black community with a new-found pride in themselves, their ...
STEVEN BIKO
The decline of violence isn't a steady inclined plane from an original state of maximal and univ...
STEVEN PINKER