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The beauty of the Internet is that anybody can be a broadcaster now.
JEFF ZUCKER
I am not the Jeff Sessions my detractors have tried to create. I am not a racist. I am not insensiti...
JEFF SESSIONS
I am not going to approve the home-screening format for my film just carte blanche in lieu of a thea...
JEFF NICHOLS
You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remem...
JEFF FOXWORTHY
I'm looking forward to working for the 'Tribune' because any company that can invest in ...
JEFF MACNELLY
Imagine if Congress always put the interests of polluters ahead of the health of our families. Our r...
JEFF MERKLEY
By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks...
JEFF GILES
Zoo-Wee Mama!
JEFF KINNEY
Making movies is about creating illusions, and they can be subtle illusions, but it's all a cumu...
JEFF BRIDGES
I don't believe we need any more taxes. We need to curtail the size of government. That seems to...
JEFF LANDRY
We should do a good enforcement bill and leave the administration to execute it, then in the meantim...
JEFF SESSIONS
We have fewer and fewer customers within the immediate 25-mile radius of that market.
JEFF REED
[Robert] Hightower with a punt return touchdown and [Donovan] Fletcher with a touchdown on an interc...
JEFF WHITTAKER
Words are beautiful but restricted. They're very masculine, with a compact frame. But voice is over,...
JEFF BUCKLEY
In a nutshell, ... half the city wanted the freeway restored, and half wanted it torn down, and it w...
JEFF WEISS
I wouldn't have been that bummed if we had three in there. One. That's just not acceptable.
JEFF WINTERSTEEN
It was a sexual assault, but we can't get into specifics.
JEFF PEARSON
There's the lowest form of human filth that ever crawled out of the gene pool masquerading as a huma...
JEFF DAVIS
One of the litmus tests for judicial conservatism is the idea of judicial restraint - that courts sh...
JEFF GREENFIELD
Technology can be a great equalizer when it comes to health care, education - to the point where ric...
JEFF GREENE
The country is facing a fiscal crisis, and the United States Senate is at the center of the debate a...
JEFF FLAKE
How many thousands of lives would be saved if we enforced our immigration laws, our guns laws, and o...
JEFF SESSIONS
When it comes to space, I see it as my job, I'm building infrastructure the hard way. I'm us...
JEFF BEZOS
I can handle a lot of work. I've always been able to. I'm a very focused individual. I come ...
JEFF LEMIRE
Life itself is exponential.
JEFF RICH
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don...
JEFF FOXWORTHY
I expect Berry to spread the floor with their Princeton offense. They're going to be tough to defend...
JEFF JONES
My characters aren't chess pieces. I don't move them around some big board. I actually care ...
JEFF NICHOLS
A comedian needs to have his own filters, needs to know his audience, how far he can push things.
JEFF DUNHAM
Congress must demonstrate fiscal responsibility.
JEFF FORTENBERRY
There are no pure, pure climber's stages, no 10-mile, 14-percent brutes. And there are no bone-flat ...
JEFF CORBETT
The only goal is in the process. The process is in the thing with little flashes of light: those are...
JEFF BUCKLEY
Just getting rid of that (2-14) stench from last year, taking advantage of this fresh start, that's ...
JEFF ULBRICH
We're gonna play fast, we're gonna play physical, we're gonna play furious, and we'r...
JEFF FISHER
Certain emotions just take you to the notes - being furious, heroic, sad, erotic, when rain comes.
JEFF BUCKLEY
To young to hold on and to old to just break free and run.
JEFF BUCKLEY
It was like everything in Atlanta was brighter; the ball just looked so big I couldn't believe it. I...
JEFF FRANCOEUR
There's no question that since (the Bears) have grown up with (the Trojans), ... There's a lot of fa...
JEFF TEDFORD
They will go to the meetings, be involved with the game plan.
JEFF TEDFORD
It saddens me that the team was broken up like it was. I understand where [the owners] were coming f...
JEFF CONINE
I don't feel I'm a step above anyone on this team. I'm just another link in the chain.
JEFF GORDON
The way the championship points are structured, winning is not the most important thing. It pays the...
JEFF GORDON
They still have all their stuff and their closets are full. It never occurred to me how difficult it...
JEFF WILLIAMS
They've got that zone down by the old site that's designated for tour buses. Why can't the limousine...
JEFF HARRISON
You better be looking for another pitcher.
JEFF COOPER
I think I would never have heard it and if I did hear it I wouldn't have paid a lick of attention to...
JEFF BURNETT
We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.
JEFF FOXWORTHY