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George Bernard Shaw

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The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing. -George Bernard Shaw.
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It takes a real man to make a true confession - a Chocolate Soldier will excuse or cloak his sin.
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conduct unbecoming a soldier.
PAUL BOYCE
The function of a citizen and a soldier are inseparable.
BENITO MUSSOLINI
As a child soldier, your rights are constantly violated.
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The memory that is the most vivid is of Mark the soldier. Mark left a soldier and returned a hero.
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Every lover is a soldier.
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The function of a citizen and a soldier are inseparable.
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No soldier outlives a thousand chances. But every soldier believes in Chance and trusts his luck.
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conduct unbecoming a soldier.
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The soldier—that is, the great soldier—of to-day is not a romantic animal, dashing at forlorn ho...
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The memory that is the most vivid is of Mark the soldier. Mark left a soldier and returned a hero.
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When people know you've been a soldier, they judge you: you are a thief, a lost boy.
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I never expect a soldier to think.
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.
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Soldier Of The Cross,
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Uniform of a soldier and uniform of a student both are equally needed for the nation.
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Pike was a very dedicated soldier on a mission for his young country and filled with patriotism.
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A true woman always loves a real soldier.
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Get some sleep, soldier boy.
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Every soldier carries a marshall's baton in his pack.
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Get with a soldier. They'll take you down to the school.
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It's stuff you've got to do when you are a soldier. I just hope the next year goes fast.
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You may be sensitive inside, but what I see on the outside is a soldier.
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I want to be a soldier as my father was.
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Conscientious objection is an intrinsic part of being a soldier.
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The problem with communication…is the illusion that is has been accomplished.
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Sullivan had her Crucifix Soldier and now I have mine. No. I am the soldier. Teacup is the cross.
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I didn't raise my boy to be a soldier.
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I think that you can honour the sacrifices of a common soldier without glorifying war.
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Fear the soldier who stammers, for he is very fast at pulling the triger.
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No man can be a Christian and a soldier at the same time, for the two ideas are wholly incompatible.
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Let the soldier yield to the civilian
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Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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It is as a soldier that you make love and as a lover that you make war
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Tonight, Garret the soldier didn't exist.
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A soldier with a gun is no match for a fearless women with heart. Live WISE~
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The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the dee...
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One can be a soldier without dying, and a lover without sighing.
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Getting paid as a soldier on active duty status is more than a state employee earns.
LT. VERONICA SAFFO
A good soldier, like a good horse, cannot be of a bad color.
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Every seaman is not only a navigator, but a merchant and also a soldier.
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A coward dies a thousand deaths... a soldier dies but once.
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Any soldier worth his salt should be antiwar. And still there are things worth fighting for.
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Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are...
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A coward dies a thousand times, a soldier dies but once.
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To the soldier, luck is merely another word for skill.
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Consideration of any kind are a crime against the German people and the soldier at the front.
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A private soldier has as much right to justice as a major-general.
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No man is a man until he has been a soldier.
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The first virtue in a soldier is endurance of fatigue; courage is only the second virtue.
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Make a firm resolve. BE earnest. Be vigilant. Be advancing. March forward! O heroic soldier.
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Too much zeal is a bad soldier who fires before the word of command
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Be a soldier; sacrifice your blood, sweat and tears for love.
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A true soldier is safe at home, but that is not what he is trained for.
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With each soldier that does not come home, there's a family that suffers the most.
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That in the captain's but a choleric word, Which in the soldier is flat blasphemy.
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China has no income tax, no unemployment and not a single soldier outside its borders.
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The most vital quality a soldier can possess is self-confidence.
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The soldier is summoned to a life of active duty and so is the Christian.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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Man is the only animal of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid of.
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Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich--something for nothing.
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Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
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England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.
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I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
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Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
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It shows how dangerous it is to be too good
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Nothing but the natural ignorance of the public, countenanced by the inoculated erroneousness of the...
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Morality can go to its father the devil.
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THE DEVIL. As far as I went, yes. But I will now go further, and confess to you that men get tired o...
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We cut the throat of a calf and hang it up by the heels to bleed to death so that our veal cutlet ma...
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the...
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You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
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We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
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Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English
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He who has never hoped can never despair
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What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to ...
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No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his self-...
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Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect, t...
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Woman's dearest delight is to wound Man's self-conceit, though Man's dearest delight is to gratify h...
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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who ...
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He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything - that clearly points to a political career
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Changeable women are more enduring than monotonous ones. They are sometimes murdered but seldom dese...
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People get nothing out of books but what they bring to them
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Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.
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My rank is the highest known in Switzerland: I'm a free citizen.
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What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to ...
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Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.
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Revolutions have never lightened the burden of tyranny: they have only shifted it to another shoulde...
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The surest way to ruin a man who doesn't know how to handle money is to give him some.
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No man who is occupied in doing a very difficult thing, and doing it very well, ever loses his self-...
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[But that was how it was in a workaday Britain generally addicted to merit, rather than one increasi...
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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, y...
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Imprisonment is as irrevocable as death.
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There is only one belief that can rob death of its sting and the grave of its victory.. For without ...
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Be like the sun and meadow, which are not in the least concerned about the coming winter.
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Great Britain and the United States are nations separated by a common language.
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I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is...
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Science is always simple and profound. It is only half truths that are dangerous.
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Whisky is liquid sunshine.
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