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You can cry, ain't no shame in it
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It ain't bragging if you can do it.
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Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
YOGI BERRA
It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.
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Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common.
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If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
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It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.
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Housekeeping ain't no joke.
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My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.
FLAVOR FLAV
If you done it, it ain't bragging.
UNKNOWN
You gotta have life your way. If you ain't losing your mind, you ain't partying right.
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It ain't the picture and it ain't the camera - it's the operator.
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This election ain't no stinkin' TV show.
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I ain't got no beef with Obama.
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I ain't got no right to judge someone.
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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
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It ain't nothin' till I call it.
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It ain't over till it's over.
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This ain't fun. But you watch me, I'll get it done.
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I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.
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I ain't got no beef with east coast, I think it's just being hyped up.
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An' this house just ain't no home, Anytime she goes away.
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I think frankly when it comes to chaos you ain't seen nothing yet.
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I ain't no historian but I happen to savvy this incident.
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Movie-making ain't for sissies.
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Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.
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The magic is inside you. There ain’t no crystal ball.
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There ain't nothing from the outside that can lick any of us.
MARGARET MITCHELL
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.
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It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
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There ain't much to being a ballplayer, if you're a ballplayer.
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And my friends, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
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Cussing ain't for everybody.
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Like the old Italian saying goes, 'It ain't rocket surgery.'
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It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.
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Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
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A man that ain't willin' to cheat for a poke don't want it bad enough.
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No, I ain't a star - I'm just a kid from Brooklyn, living his dream.
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There's nothing written in the Bible, Old or New testament, that says, 'If you believe in Me...
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Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful ride.
GARY ALLAN
I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
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It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.
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No matter what business you're in, you can't run in place or someone will pass you by. It do...
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You got to look on the bright side, even if there ain't one.
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I don't trust doctors. It's not to say there ain't some good ones, but on a general leve...
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I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'.
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Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.
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Paris ain't much of a town.
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Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.
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If I don't have friends, then I ain't got nothing.
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But I have learned a thing or two; I know as sure as fate, When we lock up our lives for wealth, t...
WILL CARLETON
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House an...
WILL ROGERS
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
WILL ROGERS
There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS
America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
WILL ROGERS
As a bookish adolescent, I sopped up texts as if I were blotting paper and they were fluid.
WILL SELF
Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS
I need to try and get away from that brat role, or people are going to think I'm a natural brat.
WILL POULTER
In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You bein...
WILL ROGERS
The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every ...
WILL ROGERS
I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS
Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
WILL ROGERS
It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
WILL ROGERS