Frank Zappa
Related FRANK ZAPPA FRANK ZAPPA You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of... FRANCIS VINCENT “FRANK” ZAPPA, JR. FRANK ZAPPA STEVEN HALL Maybe that's what praying is all about. Maybe it's not just asking God to forgive us for bad things ... SARAH DARER LITTMAN FRANK ZAPPA There are approximately two trillion cells in the human body. You are never alone, there are always ... DWIGHT W. HAYES To know wisdom is to be all knowledgeable ,to use that knowledge for the greater good is to no that ... GARY F EVANS... GROVER NORQUIST It is a growing process. You can't just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the dif... ISAAC HANSON The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI ANTONIN SCALIA If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy... ELLEN MALCOLM DAVE MUSTAINE ANONYMOUS CRAIG GROESCHEL If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU SUSAN CAIN HUSEYN RAZA DANIEL CLOWES If you get depressed, you can be stuck for months; if you have an analyst, you at least have a chanc... HANIF KUREISHI RACHEL SHARP DOUGLAS BRUNT PETER L. BERGER I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind. C LIONG These guys (the Irish) can light you up quick. Quarterback Brady Quinn can hurt you, and they have s... ALLAN JOHNSON A family is like a card game, on one hand, you can get a really bad hand and on the other, your hand... GARY F EVANS... I'm not saying that I'm better than anyone... I'm just saying that I'm one-of-a-kind. C LIONG ANDY TAYLOR JOHN MADDEN DAVE MUSTAINE JOAN JETT CRAIG GROESCHEL MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. MITCH ALBOM It's very certain that North Korea is developing nuclear weapons for offensive purposes. They do... KIM YOUNG-SAM What will make you a star is in you SOTONYE ANGA If you're guilty of something, you can focus on that, but if something terrible happens, and you... DARIN STRAUSS Musicians get tense at big gigs. Some you can't talk to before the concert; some you can't t... RICHARD DESMOND You have to be creative. It's the basics. You can't be Picasso unless you know how to draw a... DIANE ENGLISH MICHAEL MOORE Where I come from, if you weren't a drag queen or a radical thinker or a performance artist of s... IO TILLETT WRIGHT In a way song writing can almost be detrimental, because suddenly you find an outlet that is a kind ... JAMES BLUNT If you're talking about nuclear physics, I have to defer to the next guy. But if you're talk... JOE GREENE We have, I think, come through the big danger of a vast and sudden exchange of nuclear weapons, ... ... BEN BOVA Morse poured himself a can of beer. "Champagne's a lovely drink, but it makes you thirsty, doesn't i... COLIN DEXTER TOM ROBBINS If I went on vacation, I'd rather go camping than stay in some four-star hotel... My friends tre... TRAVIS FIMMEL If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste... GARY F EVANS... The frustrating part of it is that you're generally known for what you did last. I've had th... HAYDEN PANETTIERE I don't want to play stinking, beer-ridden clubs. It depresses me even thinking about that. I re... STEVE JONES Look, you know and I know that it's either Abraham or Einstein, but dammit, a free beer is a free be... THE ARCHIVES That's the thing that always gets me. We have to have football, because you reach young guys who dri... JOE QUEENAN You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating mea... GRANT WOOD DONALD TRUMP It helps if you have a string of five or six or seven good drafts to develop a team, JON GRUDEN BRADLEY WHITFORD IRIS APFEL DONALD TRUMP When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what... HIROKO SAKAI You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine, ... Beer is great for basting or marinating... GRANT WOOD He always liked to have a good time. It could be a serious time and you could always count on him to... JEFF GWALTNEY HENRY KRAVIS When you're guest-starring, it's very nice, but you're there very briefly, and it's ... ZELJKO IVANEK ARCHIE BUNKER If you're losing, just be a man; be a man and lose as a man. MARAT SAFIN You can't really indulge in anything when you're wearing a unitard. No bread, no beer, no an... TOM LENK JENNIFER LOPEZ EDDIE VAN HALEN ROGER EBERT I wish to Christ I could make up a really great lie. Sometimes, after an interview, I say to myself,... WILLEM DAFOE MAYA ANGELOU I can categorically tell you that Iran does not have a nuclear weapons program, JAVAD ZARIF A.A. MILNE ORLANDO BLOOM LEMONY SNICKET If you can't think like an onion or a carrot or a tomato, you may be a technician, but you won&#... ERIC RIPERT Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and s... CARTER CROCKER DONALD MILLER Charm is an intangible. Chutzpah, charm, charisma, that kind of thing, you can't buy it. You eit... COLM FEORE If you look at some shows that have an ugly feel to them, or a nihilistic sort of feel to them, you&... MICHELLE FORBES MARTHA STEWART ARTHUR MILLER Team sports, there's always some kind of sacrifice happening... A team, if we lose, if Michael J... MARC BLUCAS SAMUEL L. JACKSON You can't be a real man if you don't look out for your kids. They need you. BILL O'REILLY You can't be a real man if you don't look out for your kids. They need you. BILL O'REILLY A.A. MILNE Laugh in the face of those who try to oppress you. And crack a beer (root beer). THEE AMAZING GRACE In real football, I wouldn't want Terrell Owens anywhere near my team. But you're nuts if yo... RANDY CROSS A.A. MILNE LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI You have to at least had sex in your van once, or be trying to. And you have to play music of some s... BETH ALLEN HARBHAJAN SINGH BOB MCNAIR We'd like very much to see a reduction in the interdependence of beer and football. ANDY GEIGER
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It helps if you have some kind of... FRANCIS VINCENT “FRANK” ZAPPA, JR. Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. FRANCIS VINCENT “FRANK” ZAPPA, JR. There are so many things that are misunderstood or not recognized about my father's music becaus... DWEEZIL ZAPPA The music that is played on the radio all the time or written about in magazines has nothing to do w... DWEEZIL ZAPPA The thing with food is that you can give 20 people the same recipe and the same ingredients, and som... DWEEZIL ZAPPA I mean, no offense, but I don't really see why, like guitar players from Creed, or something lik... DWEEZIL ZAPPA It was spontaneously composed as I was playing it. And then I added a couple of other overdub textur... DWEEZIL ZAPPA Music can be so disturbing and frustrating. I mean the business side of it. The actual making music ... DWEEZIL ZAPPA I really want younger audience members to see kids in their early 20's playing Frank's music... DWEEZIL ZAPPA I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those ... AHMET ZAPPA I think what my father appreciated was the science experiment of life. He had these kids, and they h... AHMET ZAPPA My father would often work all night and sleep during the day, so for us, dinner might be pancakes, ... AHMET ZAPPA I know my name gets used illegally all the time all over the internet. You know, it is a trademarked... DWEEZIL ZAPPA And, you know, my dad would show me some things sometimes, but the best things that I got to do were... DWEEZIL ZAPPA Just because something has tubes doesn't mean it's the best. I mean, tubes are obviously goo... DWEEZIL ZAPPA Yes, but I view Frank's music as fully composed. In other words, the arrangements can work for a... DWEEZIL ZAPPA About the only thing that I'll probably end up doing is I made this amplifier with Peavey. It... DWEEZIL ZAPPA I would ask my parents something, but then go to my siblings. We were encouraged to bounce ideas off... AHMET ZAPPA I definitely have managed to overcome dyslexia now to become a fully functional human being but thin... AHMET ZAPPA I picked books by their covers - the worse the cover, the more I wanted to read it. AHMET ZAPPA All the drawings are mine. Originally, the idea I sold to Random House was an illustrated recipe boo... AHMET ZAPPA My parents told us how they felt but never imposed their beliefs on us, although I appreciate I got ... AHMET ZAPPA I've always wanted to have a book published - it was a dream of mine, but the thought of actuall... AHMET ZAPPA Frank's bands could play the hardest stuff and make it seem like no big deal. DWEEZIL ZAPPA While it is true that Frank had a great sense of humor, he was also very serious about composing mus... DWEEZIL ZAPPA I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are ... AHMET ZAPPA We will have close to 3 months of rehearsals to learn about 30 songs. Frank usually rehearsed a band... DWEEZIL ZAPPA The way this whole novel thing came together was, I sold them one bill of goods and then didn't ... AHMET ZAPPA There's no difference in a lot of people's minds between good musicians and popular musician... DWEEZIL ZAPPA When we had to do book reports, I would pick a book that no one read and just make it up and turn th... AHMET ZAPPA The way this whole novel thing came together was, I sold them one bill of goods and then didn't comm... AHMET ZAPPA I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible. AHMET ZAPPA I collect things that just look retarded. AHMET ZAPPA I would love to expose multiple younger generations to Frank's music. It's not an easy task ... DWEEZIL ZAPPA I didn't read at all until I was 12. I just couldn't. It was too frustrating. AHMET ZAPPA At 12 I dropped out of school but I had lost interest in it at a much earlier age. For me, school wa... AHMET ZAPPA I didn't really hear any other music other than what my dad was working on until I was 12. My re... DWEEZIL ZAPPA I feel that through my father's music I've found my own voice in my own playing. DWEEZIL ZAPPA Modern records are all made with virtually identical gear, software plug-ins and everything. Everybo... DWEEZIL ZAPPA Well, Steve Vai joined my dad's band right around the time when I actually started playing guita... DWEEZIL ZAPPA For me, the most difficult thing is that I am learning melodies on guitar from some songs whose melo... DWEEZIL ZAPPA I don't care about a social life. DWEEZIL ZAPPA But the reality is when you write a song, you should be able to strip away all the instruments and j... DWEEZIL ZAPPA boys, girls and music . . why do they need gin? 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You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline -- it helps if you have some kind ... 
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind o... 
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind o... 
Beer. It always seems like such a good idea at the time, doesn't it? What's worse is beer se... 
We have to have a conversation about whether Obama's plan to increase spending to occupy Afghani... 
I attack ideas. I don't attack people. And some very good people have some very bad ideas. And i... 
If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full. 
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it. 
The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. 
When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [...], they're really saying hi, have a... 
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You can give some kind of spark of life to a comic that a photograph doesn't really have. A phot... 
First, you drink the beer, obviously, and you think about everything you’ve been through, includin... 
New York can get on top of you if you don't have much money, but if you have money, it's kin... 
So I think one can say on empirical grounds - not because of some philosophical principle - that you... 
You can't do some of the things you used to do. I suppose you have to go at a gentler pace. I me... 
Football isn't nuclear physics, but it's not so simple that you can make it simple. It takes... 
And you have a record company behind it, this is a key too, you need people to fight for your record... 
If you catch yourself wondering why you want more of the world and you're not satisfied with God, it... 
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We... 
If we tend to the things that are important in life, if we are right with those we love, and behave ... 
North Korea has taught a great lesson to all the countries in the world, especially the rogue countr... 
If there’s a thing, a scene, maybe, an image that you want to see real bad, that you need to see b... 
Having a good product helps, ... You can sell really well, but it really helps if you have a good pr... 
You need to be real enough to be believable, but you don't necessarily have to be real enough to... 
You can change the look of an outfit so easily by changing the kind of jewellery you wear. If you ha... 
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it. You can have all the money ... 
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. 
I think if you're in a committed relationship, unless you have some sort of an understanding, mo... 
We make music for a living. Like I've always said, if you like what you're doing, you're... 
You can have a movie with hardly any cuts, or very few cuts, that is fascinating, you can't take... 
And if a person is religious, I think it's good, it helps you a bit. But if you're not, at l... 
When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing w... 
You can drive an SUV, but there's a balance. If you do that, maybe use energy-efficient light bu... 
It is a curious thing, but as one travels the world getting older and older, it appears that happine... 
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You can be the most beautiful person on Earth, and if you don't have a fitness or diet routine, ... 
It is a lie. 
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. ... 
Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. 
The world is a beautiful place
I am not sure if such simulated training is going to be a help. You mean to say if we tour Australia... 
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Gag me with a spoon! 
I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat. 
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In small towns, bored teenagers turn their eyes longingly to the exciting doings in the big cities, ... 
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It's like a series of waves hitting you. First, getting excerpted in the 'New Yorker' la... 
This morning I lay in the bathtub thinking how wonderful it would be if I had a dog like Rin Tin Tin... 
Belief can be manipulated. Only knowledge is dangerous. 
Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one thing in the world that deve... 
I think there's great potential for autonomy, but we have to remember that we live in a world wh... 
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Pat Moynihan could write books with one hand and legislate with the other. I can't; I have a sho... 
Cock your hat - angles are attitudes. 
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I've reached the point where I hardly care whether I live or die. The world will keep on turning... 
I think we all change each other's paths. I don't know which law idea that is in physics, bu... 
As a liberal, I am morally obligated to be pragmatic. What good do I do poor people, elderly people,... 
I don't think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains. 
Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes. 
Storytelling, in print or speech, needs vital energy.