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Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them
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Summer seems so cold without you, winter is even colder.
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You must be all a-tingle with excitement.'
'I guess so,' I said, but I did not feel a-tingle. I...
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The phrase "in the dark," as I'm sure you know, can refer not only to one's shadowy surroundings, bu...
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If you don’t care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and the...
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If you don't like peas,it is probably because you have not had them fresh.It is the difference betwe...
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but it's far too late for us; ring, hair, letters, photographs--all traces of our love will be scatt...
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Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record.
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A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is...
DANIEL HANDLER
If you have read this far in the chronicle of the Baudelaire orphans - and I certainly hope you have...
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10% of the books that interest you can improve your life. Spend 90% of your time reading them.
LORRIN L. LEE
Money is like a child—rarely unaccompanied. When it disappears, look to those who were supposed to...
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You can spend your whole life traveling around the world searching for the Garden of Eden, or you ca...
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Hay muchos, muchos tipos de libros en el mundo, lo cual tiene sentido porque hay muchas, muchas clas...
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That's the thing about books. They let you travel without moving your feet.
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Read about things that wouldn't keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair.
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Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact.
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I like hanging around the set and learning how people do things, how the set runs.
D. B. SWEENEY
Are you ready?" Klaus asked finally.
"No," Sunny answered.
"Me neither," Violet said, "but...
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Yo no sé si os habréis dado cuenta, pero a menudo las primeras impresiones son absolutamente equiv...
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Pero un tipo de libro que a casi nadie le gusta leer es un libro sobre leyes. Los libros sobre leyes...
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Dont let the love control your heart without letting your brain get in the middle or you will lose m...
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Sauces or peppers that arent hot, are like books that dont entretain (or vice versa).
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Así pues, a menos que hayáis sido muy, muy afortunados, sabréis que una buena y larga sesión de ...
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Think how slow would be your progress in learning without printed books: you could study only manusc...
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Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young...
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Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays you...
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You can't spend your whole life teaching people about public service without finally thinking that y...
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At first it's pretty cool: the limitless fruit of knowledge hanging low in your path. Then you reali...
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Endeavor to spend the bulk of your time learning how to control money & defer gratification or else ...
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Endeavor to spend the bulk of your time learning how to control money & defer gratification or else ...
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A life without books is like body without a soul.
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You can't spend the rest of your life tiptoeing around to try and avert disaster. It won't work. You...
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Look around you at the people you spend the most time with and realize that your life can’t rise a...
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Out of the thousands who are known or who want to be known as poets, maybe one or two are genuine an...
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What does learning mean: accumulating knowledge or transforming your life?
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Strange thoughts brew in your heart when you spend too much time with old books
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Learning lessons is a little like reaching maturity. You're not suddenly more happy, wealthy, or...
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I hadn't been hanging around a knight errant for three years without learning that impossible things...
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Anyone who stops learning is old, whether twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. T...
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The trouble is if you don’t spend your life yourself, other people spend it for you.
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You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the ...
JIM BOUTON
You can't spend your life apologizing.
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Plainly, if your life is hanging in the balance, the most important thing to you at that moment is g...
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Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure
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Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword
Kit Snicket (a series of un...
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Every minute you spend in your life is either spent bringing you closer to your goals or moving you ...
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Be your own kind dont go around and chase others and do what they do.
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For you not to waste or spend your life, you must first understand that time is life and life is tim...
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Life is a process of learning and you are always learning Whether You Like It or Not. Lalit Bhojwani
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A thorn in your side will drive you to find someone or thing to remove it. Therefore, don't hate you...
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What kind of life can you have in a house without books?
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However much you study, you cannot know without action.
A donkey laden with books is neither a...
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You have to learn where your weaknesses end and your strengths starts or you will spend your life fo...
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Things happen to you they happen. They dont ask first. They dont require your permission.
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But life isn’t about learning to forgive those who have hurt you or forgetting your past. It’s a...
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when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa...
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How you spend your time when you are not working or studying says everything about who you are and w...
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You learned the two greatest thing in life, never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth sh...
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Here the heart May give a useful lesson to the head, And learning wiser grow without his books...
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Such a funny thing, time. You spend your whole life wishing there was more or less of it, never real...
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its a metephor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth but you dont give it the pow...
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If you spend your whole life being depressed about life, you're wasting it.
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Live your life. Live your dream. Live like no tomorrow. Dont let others influence your life. Because...
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You must understand that your creativity comes alive when you spend time alone focusing on your proj...
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You can spend your whole life building a wall of facts between you and anything real.
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So I stood around that big square of books. Standing around books, even books in a foreign language,...
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if ever you fail in a job or attempt then dont get dejected, because god knew that you were made to ...
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People live for eating,but I eat for survive
OM BENIWAL
People live for eating,but I eat for survive
OM BENIWAL
You're not gonna get through life without being worshipful or devoted to something. You're e...
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Time is the coin of your life. You spend it. Do not allow others to spend it for you.
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Not that pain is the worst thing in the universe. Interesting things happen when you adapt pain for ...
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Education is hanging around until you've caught on.
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Any time and energy you spend hating and being angry at your ex will ultimately take a toll on you w...
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I think people ease into this careerist professionalism, so if you're a writer it's your job...
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At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more go...
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Of course I'm trying to trick you!" Olaf cried. "That's the way of the world, Baudelaires. Everybody...
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An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does
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Hamish and I rarely go to launches or parties any more but prefer to spend our time hanging out toge...
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O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to g...
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There is a great fulfillment when you commit your life to lifelong learning.
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Live your life striving to complete the journey to your vision; don't spend your life dreaming of a ...
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'James and the Giant Peach' magnificently starts out Dahl's career as a blithe and droll...
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...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES
Life is terribly too short to spend your precious time doing or thinking about terrible things
DAVID FELFOLDI
In broad terms; success is something you spend your lifetime looking for and happiness is something ...
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You dont know your wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day.
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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
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Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyon...
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Like a church bell, a coffin, and a vat of melted chocolate, a supply closet is rarely a comfortable...
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A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and...
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Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind...
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It is a curious thing, but as one travels the world getting older and older, it appears that happine...
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You may want to keep a commonplace book which is a notebook where you can copy parts of books you th...
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The hallway was lined with numbered doors, odd numbers on one side and even numbers on the other, an...
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There are few sights sadder than a ruined book.
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Sometimes, even in the most unfortunate of lives, there will occur a moment or two of good fortune.
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Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.
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What do your parents know, about surviving?
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There is a kind of crying I hope you have not experienced, and it is not just crying about something...
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Being noble enough is all we can ask for in this world.
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As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lin...
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I'm not a stranger," I said, and pointed to his book. "I'm someone who reads the same authors you do...
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It felt like the wrong thing to do, standing at the wrong door in the wrong place. We did it anyway....
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I do what I do," I said, "in order to do something else.
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There was something I was always very good at, however, and that was teaching myself not to be frigh...
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There are people in the world who care about automobiles, and there are people who couldn't care les...
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I thought the war was a simple matter, with one side good and the other evil. But the more I read, t...
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Nobody wants to hear that you will try your best. It is the wrong thing to say. It is like saying 'I...
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It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough food to eat, an...
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Every new promise was like something heavy I had to carry, with no place to put anything down.
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...in life it is often the tiny details that end up being the most important.
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But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.
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All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if ...
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Deciding on a safe answer to a question is like deciding on a safe ingredient in a sandwich, because...
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Off with you" is a phrase used by people who lack the curtesy to say something more polite, such as,...
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The burning of a book is a sad, sad sight, for even though a book is nothing but ink and paper, it f...
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If you are trying to fool a farsighted or dimwitted person, a veiled facial disguise might be enough...
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Sunny held Kit, and Violet held Klaus, and for a minute the four castaways did nothing but weep, let...
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I have a long list of things I’d rather not do.
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The sad truth is the truth is sad.
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I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and a...
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It is unwise to make something permanent when the whole world is shifting.
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It is good to see people happy with one another. It is a glimpse of a world in which everyone is tha...
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If you're not scared, she told me, it's not bravery.
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Hungry licked her spoon and then pointed it at me. 'Aren't you forgetting the dishes?' she asked. LEMONY SNICKET The world is swirling with so many mysteries and secrets that nobody will ever track down all of the...
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if you don't choose the wicked thing what in the world will you do?
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It was confusing pretending to be completely different people, particularly because it had been so l...
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Behind these two booths was an enormous roller coaster, a phrase which here mean 'a series of small ...
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And sometimes we discuss frightening and troublesome animals that might be nearby, and this topic al...
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There are some things we might not know, but that doesn't mean we should give up. We can find out wh...
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I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.
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...she was so afraid of everything that she made it impossible to really enjoy anything at all.
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