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You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.


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Don't let who you're with change who you are.
E.R. ROCK
The only bridge I've ever burned along this legacy I dance is the one that linked the cities of pros...
AESOP ROCK
Simple solutions rarely are.
E.R. ROCK
The man who listens only to his own voice knows little but is never wrong.
E.R. ROCK
Children today realize that attending school constitutes a break in their education.
E.R. ROCK
The economy has become such a complex horror that there will be no simple solutions and anyone who t...
E.R. ROCK
He's the idiot because it's out. I'm holding him responsible.
KID ROCK
The Super Bowl is helping out. It's nice that people are bringing some money into Detroit.
KID ROCK
Most women's expectations of men aren't unreasonable, they just happen to be unrealistic.
E.R. ROCK
This will put the focus on prevention, talking about early warning before armed intervention is nece...
ALLAN ROCK
There was sleep deprivation and long negotiations. But in the end we made real progress.
ALLAN ROCK
Why is everybody trying to stop the war? George Bush ain't beensaying, 'You all, make shitty records...
KID ROCK
I still believe I have a lot of liberal thoughts, but I also believe when you work hard, you shouldn...
KID ROCK
I've paid for more pianos in hotel lobbies than you can imagine.
KID ROCK
If insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results - then ...
BRIAN ROCK
These poor kids in Baghdad have no running water, no showers. They wipe with baby wipes. My heart go...
KID ROCK
I think our watches are so long and drawn out sometimes that people just kind of ignore them.
ED ROCK
If you had told me when I was starting out that I would be coming down to Nashville, kind of weaving...
KID ROCK
There's always a Justin Bieber. Ever since I've been around, there's always been one of ...
KID ROCK
They both understand their businesses well, but they have different styles. With Ed, what you see is...
ROBERT ROCK
They believed you can't mix rock, country, and rap, and that crossover is dead. I always knew it...
KID ROCK
Children today realize that attending school constitutes a break in their education.
E.R. ROCK
I feel good about the way I played, but nothing's better than a win.
ALFRED ROCK
There are so many meets between now and Beijing. I have a lot I want to accomplish this year.
ANDREW ROCK
If I really thought about it, in a way it's depressing. To work thousands of hours for three-tenths ...
ANDREW ROCK
My father was an immigrant from Russia and my mother was first generation.
ARTHUR ROCK
I was one of the founders in, in that, the three of us all had the, had the founder's stock.
ARTHUR ROCK
I think they, Peter McCullough was, turns out was not a good CEO.
ARTHUR ROCK
And we invested three hundred thousand dollars, became the lead investor and I became Chairman of th...
ARTHUR ROCK
Beware the man who tells you what you want to hear. Sweet lies taste the best.
E.R. ROCK
I know a lot of people who are struggling musicians; it's a hard life, and I've risked being...
KID ROCK
Why is everybody trying to stop the war? George Bush ain't been
saying, 'You all, make shitty re...
KID ROCK
The first thing you should teach your children is respect; respect for yourself, themselves and othe...
E.R. ROCK
Those who fight to defend their own rights under the Constitution do not fully understand it or appr...
E.R. ROCK
Some people will always be grouchy while others require a reason but almost nothing can dispirit som...
E.R. ROCK
I may not be slim but I'm relatively skinny. I'm skinnier than most of my relatives.
E.R. ROCK
The simplest of things can leave you with the regret of something not done, but it takes something m...
E.R. ROCK
I had to overcome the name Rock. If I'd been as hip then as I am now, I would have never consented t...
ROCK HUDSON
I don't need alcohol to act like an idiot.
E.R. ROCK
A diet high in fruits and vegetables has been shown to lower blood pressure and lower the risk of st...
CHERYL ROCK
Many Americans feel that they are losing their Freedom of Speech but what they are really seeking is...
E.R. ROCK
Don't let who you're with change who you are.
E.R. ROCK
Reading a good quote is like getting a sticky note from God.
E.R. ROCK