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Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!


Jeff Kinney

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When you grow up, you gain experience and realise what youre capable of.
FRANCESCO TOTTI
I do some dairy. I'm careful on that; it needs to be hormone free. But everybody has to have ice...
LEE HANEY
Forget the fake syrupy stuff. Melt down a bar of chocolate, mix it into some warmed up whipping crea...
BLAKE LIVELY
His appetite has increased, and he has even enjoyed some ice cream, his favorite dessert.
JOANNE DRAKE
You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!
CHRIS PRATT
I like Kahlua and ice cream as a dessert.
HAMILTON JORDAN
Ice cream brings people together.
DOUG DUCEY
Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.
JANE SMILEY
I never say no to an ice cream.
INGRID BETANCOURT
My indulgences are Skittles and rum raisin ice cream.
SANYA RICHARDS-ROSS
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.
WALLACE STEVENS
I eat ice cream all the time.
BRYCE HARPER
He got his ice cream.
ANGELO CRUZ
Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.
DON KARDONG
I'll be working the register, although I'd prefer to be scooping some ice cream.
HEATHER PARKER
Ice cream goes with springtime.
SUSAN HILL
Halva works brilliantly in ice-cream.
YOTAM OTTOLENGHI
Ice cream is my comfort food.
JESSIE WARE
Women eat ice-cream, men toast marshmallows.
DIANNA HARDY
Everything was chocolate ice cream and kisses and wind.
FRANCESCA LIA BLOCK
Ask about our daily ice cream special.
RICHELLE MEAD
I hope you aren’t holding an ice cream cone against your chest, ’cause your heart just warmed—...
AZIZ ANSARI
I love ice cream, and I love chocolate.
CAMILA ALVES
Parents die, daughters grow up and marry out, but sisters are for life.
LISA SEE
I love to eat - Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day.
KIM KARDASHIAN
I'm always wearing Spanx, eating ice cream and feeling a bit lonely.
SHERIDAN SMITH
I eat ice cream. It's better than booze.
DEL SHANNON
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream
WALLACE STEVENS
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream
WALLACE STEVENS
Everybody likes ice cream. People like different flavors.
GIL BRANDT
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.
JIM BISHOP
Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.
VOLTAIRE
Where’s the ice cream?”
“In the oven.
E.L. JAMES
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck.
VENUS WILLIAMS
Somehow, ice cream tastes better when it rains.
MJ CHRISTINE
They think that I make all the ice cream.
BRAD CUTHBERT
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream
AMERICAN PROVERB
This is the best ice cream I've ever tasted.
OPRAH WINFREY
This is not ice cream. These are powerful products.
BILLY TAUZIN
It's hard in the firehouse to avoid the dessert thing. At 3 in the morning after some emergency,...
CAROLINE PAUL
Sometimes I do give in to a scoop of sitaphal ice cream from Naturals or a chocolate chip cookie.
TWINKLE KHANNA
I spent my summers in Connecticut scooping ice cream and babysitting.
GRACE GUMMER
It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream.
HESTON BLUMENTHAL
If I could be any flavor of ice cream, I would be spinach so no one would eat me.
JOSH HUFFORD
They go swimming, canoeing, horseback riding, they make ice cream.
CAROLYN ADAMS
Somehow, ice cream tastes better when it rains.
MJ CHRISTINE
Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.
VOLTAIRE
Summer without ice cream is like winter without a fireplace.
THEA KRISTINE MAY
That was the best ice cream soda I ever tasted.
LOU COSTELLO
After I win a match, I celebrate it by having an ice cream.
SAINA NEHWAL
Love ice cream. I let myself have that about once a week. Vanilla.
TIM TEBOW
[I]t was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all.
LEMONY SNICKET
if you don't like ice-cream, you shouldn't like yourself.. either.
CADIR LAMPE
I don't drink liquor, but I do like chocolate ice cream soda.
ANNE MEARA
When I'm on a strict eating regimen, at some point I have to have French fries, a cheeseburger a...
CIARA
"Are you trying to kill me?" Upon being offered ice cream.
HUGH PIERCE
I do everything: I'll have a green juice, then a melted chocolate ice cream. I stay up very late...
LYKKE LI
Oh", she thought, "how horrible it is that people have to grow up-and marry-and change!
L.M. MONTGOMERY
When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.
SNOOP DOGG
My love for ice cream emerged at an early age - and has never left!
GINGER ROGERS
You can show me some stick ice cream and I can tell you if it's good or not just looking at it.
O. WINSTON LINK
You can buy ice cream for two cans and hamburger and chips for six cans.
ALAN REED
My two great treats in life are baked beans and vanilla ice-cream.
JONATHAN DIMBLEBY
I eat anything, especially sweets. Chocolate, cookies, and I love mint-chip ice cream.
MARY MCCORMACK
Worldly things were of little meaning. She lived for hamburgers, ice cream, pencil and paper.
CAROL ADAMS
Being married means I can [break wind] and eat ice cream in bed.
BRAD PITT
Nothing bets long, romantic, sunset walks and sharing an ice cream cone.
EMILY PSUJEK
I actually think the same things do make most people happy. The differences are extremely small, and...
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Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or ...
DYLAN LAUREN
I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted -- stay up all night or ...
BILL BRYSON
I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted - stay up all night or e...
BILL BRYSON
My love for ice cream emerged at an early age--and has never left!
GINGER ROGERS
My favorite splurges are cheese pizza with hot peppers, Haagen-Dazs maple-walnut ice cream, Giant br...
LINDSAY WAGNER
I'm a total protein shake junkie nerd. I get creative every morning - you never know what you...
CHRISTINA PERRI
I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You...
STEVEN WRIGHT
They can do a carton of ice cream or a box of cereal in a sitting.
DEBORAH LEDFORD
Life isn't all haha hehe.
MEERA SYAL
... everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuou...
BRANDON SANDERSON
Yeah, we did it (the chant). Ice cream is kind of an inside joke for our team. But this was not a da...
COLLEEN BIEBEL
Moments later as we crossed the road to the 50’s diner, I recited the restaurant rules in my head ...
KATE WILLIS
-"What's that for?"
-"Have a little bread with your ice cream," she told me.
ASTRID AMARA
Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.
VOLTAIRE
I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.
WENDY LIEBMAN
Now just the thought of eating ice cream puts pounds on me.
DAVID NAIL
It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will r...
LEMONY SNICKET
Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Wh...
ALLY CARTER
Any flavor of syrup that can go on our ice cream can go in your coke.
LORI MOTTU
So... Italian gelato. Take the deliciousness of a regular ice-cream cone, times it by a million, the...
JENNA EVANS WELCH
Most little girls in England grow up wanting to marry
a prince. Bex grew up wanting to kick Jam...
ALLY CARTER
Fuck me", Bat gasped, "It’s like an angel shat ice cream coffee rainbows in my mouth.
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I used to know Ukrainian fluently. Now I can say some things - ice cream, I love you, school, go to ...
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We now have an ice cream parlor with old-fashioned sodas.
NAVARRETE ASHFORD
I've eaten ice cream from all over the world, but until you've tasted Graham's from Gene...
IRVINE WELSH
I usually take the first batch of some ice cream, eat it, and then about an hour later, at halftime ...
ERIC WEDDLE
I once in a while cheat and have a little ice cream, and then I kind of blame myself.
DAVID H. MURDOCK
A lot of the students are looking forward to coming out and seeing their teachers serve ice cream, a...
HEATHER PARKER
If there is shit all around me, how can I eat my ice cream?
S. BALARAM
It's fun. When people come in to buy ice cream, they're happy. It's a treat.
MIKE MANFREDI
I'm looking forward to a hot shower and some fresh air and some fresh food -- ice cream, salads, thi...
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JEFF FORTENBERRY
The films that have influenced me most are: 'The Hustler', 'Badlands', 'Hud'...
JEFF NICHOLS
I now, more and more, appreciate when I'm in a group of good people and get to work in good movi...
JEFF GOLDBLUM
We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that arme...
JEFF COOPER
Where I grew up, I could be a punk rocker and a jock. But in college, it became apparent that those ...
JEFF AMENT
I think Vice is vastly overrated. And I think that if you are interested in reaching young males, wh...
JEFF ZUCKER
I think it's important for comedians to do our little part. I don't do it carelessly. I do i...
JEFF ROSS
But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY
It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY
I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY
What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY
What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY
It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY
I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY
It’s always me, isn’t it? I’m not really a very nice person, but for some reason it’s always...
JEFF LINDSAY
The key to a happy life is to have accomplishments to be proud of and purpose to look forward to, an...
JEFF LINDSAY
Of course, having information to use is one thing. Knowing what it means and how to use it is a diff...
JEFF LINDSAY
I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?
JEFF LINDSAY
A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody els...
JEFF LINDSAY
Nothing makes you feel more naked than someone identifying a desire you never knew you possessed.
JEFF ZENTNER
People can transcend and overcome their differences and be very easily bonded.
JEFF FORTENBERRY
There is no such thing as political science, but there are tenancies so strong that they might as we...
JEFF GREENFIELD
While the Census Bureau already has a legal obligation to keep people's information confidential...
JEFF DUNCAN
It's not a born-again thing; it was a peaceful, really, really cool moment where I just felt tha...
JEFF FISHER
The beauty of the Internet is that anybody can be a broadcaster now.
JEFF ZUCKER
I am not the Jeff Sessions my detractors have tried to create. I am not a racist. I am not insensiti...
JEFF SESSIONS