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A minister asked a little boy how to get to the Post Office. After the little boy told him, the minister said, Why don't you come to church tonight? I'm giving instructions on how to get to heaven. After thinking a minute, the boy replied, I don't think so. You don't even know how to get to the Post Office.


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Your dreams will come true... if you can see it... if you believe in it... then you can achieve it.
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An idea is worth nothing if it has no champion.
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Great living starts with a picture held in the imagination, of what you would like to do or be.
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Old goths never die, they just need less makeup
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The future lies before you, like paths of pure white snow. Be careful how you tread it, for every s...
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Remember, nothing hurts worse than pain.
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Life is like jelly beans, and sometimes you get your favorite color.
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We are in the process here of learning to think movement. Clowns, dancers, mimes think movement.
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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep...
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If Unix is so damned useful, why is "no" in /usr/dict/words, but "yes" isn't?
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Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others.
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People are changed, not by coercion or intimidation, but by example.
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Some consultants are like the bottom half of a double boiler: They get all heated up but don't know ...
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