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Advertising - a judicious mixture of flattery and threats.
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Judicious absence is a weapon.
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Flattery is a form of hatred.
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Nothing like a little judicious levity.
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The flattery of posterity is not worth much more than contemporary flattery, which is worth nothing.
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Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates.
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ELIZABETH BOWEN
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In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
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I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you.
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You do what you love, what you need
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You are the blood of the dragon. You can make a hat.
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I am a mixture of idealist and realist.
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Hodor," said Hodor.
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We sell a mixture of everything,
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It may be those who do most, dream most.
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
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Originality is nothing but judicious plagiarism.
VOLTAIRE
Originality is nothing but judicious plagiarism.
VOLTAIRE (FRANçOIS-MARIE AROUET)
Judicious omission is preferable to correct superfluity
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Baloney is flattery laid on so thick it cannot be true, and blarney is flattery so thin we love it.
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Imitation is obviously a great form of flattery.
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Man's most valuable trait Is a judicious sense of what not to believe.
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Man's most valuable trait Is a judicious sense of what not to believe
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Flattery is the infantry of negotiation.
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I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
STEPHEN FRY
Successive American presidents have turned a blind eye to piles of evidence that Saudi money is bein...
STEPHEN KINZER
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literatu...
STEPHEN STILLS
As publishers focus on blockbusters, they steadily lose interest in little-known authors from other ...
STEPHEN KINZER
Basketball is booming, and it's not just an Under Armour standpoint: it's about the game its...
STEPHEN CURRY
Certainly the most destructive vice if you like, that a person can have. More than pride, which is s...
STEPHEN FRY
I used to be an atheist, but I've chilled out a bit on that.
STEPHEN MOYER
I feel like a big faker because I've been putting my life back together, and nobody knows.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY
the man in black travels with your soul in his pocket.
STEPHEN KING
never's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh.
STEPHEN KING
We all float down here!
STEPHEN KING
Talent is a wonderful thing, but it won't carry a quitter.
STEPHEN KING
God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.
STEPHEN KING
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
STEPHEN KING
I do have one slightly crooked wheel upstairs, but everything else is ticking along just four-o, tha...
STEPHEN KING
I am a lover of truth, a worshiper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and t...
STEPHEN FRY
Eagles rarely fail to catch their prey. They usually kill it quickly by breaking its neck with their...
STEPHEN KINZER
Film schools didn't exist when I was growing up. I learned by working with clever people. Good w...
STEPHEN FREARS
I'm an adrenaline junkie. I love climbing crazy trees or cliffs, which doesn't make my mom v...
STEPHEN COLLETTI
Compromise is a stalling between two fools.
STEPHEN FRY
In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degr...
STEPHEN COVEY
The aim of this rise is to cause consumers to stop spending and borrowing and it will work in that d...
STEPHEN KOUKOULAS
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, may...
STEPHEN WRIGHT
I'm always worried with the consensus being unambiguously strong and unrelenting in the view they ho...
STEPHEN KOUKOULAS
The Colbert Report
STEPHEN COLBERT
My fear is that Bush is trying to define 'compassionate conservatism' as a willingness to spend mone...
STEPHEN MOORE
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it...
STEPHEN WRIGHT
Google is this era's transformational computing platform and could be about
to unseat Microso...
STEPHEN ARNOLD
My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he ...
STEPHEN WRIGHT
I can tell you my recollection. My recollection is no, not here, not anyplace else.
STEPHEN HADLEY
Nobody was really surprised when it happened, not really, not on the subconscious level where savage...
STEPHEN KING
Canada appears content to become a second-tier socialistic country, boasting ever more loudly about ...
STEPHEN HARPER
I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to ...
STEPHEN COLBERT