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And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company. Dont send messages to em, send candy.


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I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't make no differenc...
WILL ROGERS
Everyone is ignorant – but on different issues.
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I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big na...
WILL ROGERS
One third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two thirds provide
WILL ROGERS
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this -- no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have pa...
WILL ROGERS
I am a Cherokee and it's the proudest little possession I ever hope to have.
WILL ROGERS
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have
WILL ROGERS
Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them
WILL ROGERS
Nowadays it is about as big a crime to be dumb as it is to be dishonest.
WILL ROGERS
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever hear...
WILL ROGERS
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life tryi...
WILL ROGERS
If they really want to honor the boys, why don't they let them sit in the stands and have the people...
WILL ROGERS
A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
WILL ROGERS
The movies enable an actor not only to act but also to sit down in the theater and clap for himself
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You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, ...
WILL ROGERS
Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it...
WILL ROGERS
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, a...
WILL ROGERS
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little edu...
WILL ROGERS
There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. Yo...
WILL ROGERS
While the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get into off...
WILL ROGERS
And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can sa...
WILL ROGERS
A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet.
WILL ROGERS