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But anyone can write, right?'" Conner asked. "I mean, that's why authors get judged so harshly, isn't it? Because technically everyone could do it if they wanted to."
"Just because anyone can do something doesn't mean everyone should," Mrs. Peters said. "Besides, anyone with an Internet connection feels they have the credentials to critique or belittle anything these days.


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My bugs don't have bugs.
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I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shri...
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Trust me. I'm a genius.
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Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
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So, Mr. Digence, home to visit the family?"

"That's right. My mother's folks are from Kil...
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Together we will be unstoppable.
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Waitress: "And to drink?"
Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As...
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You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy ...
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Artemis took a chance on some calculated sarcasm. “Really, Spiro. Did you think I would attempt a ...
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There's nothing more dangerous than a short guy with something to prove.
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When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
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Artemis: Holly, how did you find me?

Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now,...
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I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers
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He uses it against me, too. One day he said, all those other kids have their books signed by you, so...
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I was lucky I was never bullied at school - I had a great gang of friends.
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You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.
'Nope,' I replied.
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Red was smiling back at me. “Ok. I'm not in trouble. But tell me your heart didn't start beating f...
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The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal.
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Maybe I owe you something too, human," she said, drawing her pistol. Butler almost reacted, but deci...
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I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth.

Orion tapped her shoulder. ...
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Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this ...
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Butler snapped his fingers. "Focus, Artemis! Time enough for your Atlantis Complex later. We have th...
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Artemis: I am not buoyed by that.
Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are sup...
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Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles."

Holly opened the throttle...
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Artemis and Holly stood together in their underwear, gingerly locking fingers. They had crossed spac...
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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.
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I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.
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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, toleran...
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That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."
Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked ...
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Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the f...
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Holly clambered after him, struggling up the human-size steps.
"Wait! Just wait," she called, ...
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If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written
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Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?
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Butler shot one of the half dozen diners a fierce glare, just in case she might be planning somethin...
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
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code red thing.’ Holly
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Holly
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I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers. It was great fun.
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[When it comes to writing, Colfer admits to being a bit of a perfectionist. Over time, he's learned ...
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[Right now, on tour, Colfer is missing his wife and two kids but says it would be churlish not to ap...
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Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
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Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
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The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really fe...
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Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of cour...
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Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Hors...
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Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube...
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